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Ah Watson, note that we can determine by the color that this is not in fact blood which has emanated from the two small cylindrical wounds on her neck, but strawberry jelly. The puncture marks were therefore caused not by the fangs of a vampire, but by the sharpened tip of a pastry bag. I therefore deduce that this woman was murdered in a most diabolical attempt to create a sentient jelly doughnut.