solve this case

>>212177473 (OP)
I can explain the slash wound to the neck, I cannot explain how the un-sub managed to get semen inside her slash wound without disturbing the blood.

>>212177473 (OP)
someone drawed blood on her.

case closed.

>>212177473 (OP)
Pixel Spill. Probably a Photoshop accident. Thank god it wasn't an AI assault.

>>212177473 (OP)
Abdul Ramadan Muhammad al-Smith

>>212177473 (OP)
sex?

>>212177473 (OP)
the dog did it

Well you see detective the manifestation of death itself inadvertently caused this women to slip and cut her neck on some razorwire that was perfectly placed hanging in the room. This happens all the time when people escape a situation in which there were supposed to die but did not, open and shut case.

>>212177473 (OP)
she was murdered by a huh-white to frame the swarthy housekeeper, on a basis of race.

>>212177473 (OP)
oh, darling.

>>212177473 (OP)
roger rabbit did it

>>212177473 (OP)
No human has blood like that, these case belongs to the galaxy police jurisdiction.

>>212177473 (OP)
I detect two holes on her neck which suggests a vampire but he (or she) was a very messy eater

>>212177473 (OP)
Mouse bites
She needs more mouse bites

>>212177473 (OP)
Bedbugs. The whole house needs to be incinerated.

>>212177646
KEKAROO

>>212177473 (OP)
The Bay Harbor Butcher

>>212177473 (OP)
Ah Watson, note that we can determine by the color that this is not in fact blood which has emanated from the two small cylindrical wounds on her neck, but strawberry jelly. The puncture marks were therefore caused not by the fangs of a vampire, but by the sharpened tip of a pastry bag. I therefore deduce that this woman was murdered in a most diabolical attempt to create a sentient jelly doughnut.

>One more thing, Mr. Anon. You described yourself as computer-savvy, right? You know, my brother-in-law recently bought one of those technical marvels and he can't shut up telling me about it. He tells me about the dank memes he creates with errr.. I think photoshop was the name. And he tells me that whenever you use it you can tell because of the pixels. Now, this picture has quite a pixels on it, don't you think?

A black guy definitely did that

>>212177971
my instincts tell me it was an "incel"

What tv show or movie are we discussing here guys?

>>212178014
oh fuck off you little tart. if this isn't worthy of a thread nothing on the 'log is.

>>212177721
discord tranny

>>212178057
bot post. seeing something genuinely funny brings no whimsy into your life?
how miserable for you.

>>212177983
It was definitely just some random nigger, very high statistical odds.

>>212178014
this guy did it
obviously playing dumb so no one suspects him

>>212178014
your moms sex tape

>>212177473 (OP)
Too soon.

>>212177473 (OP)
OMGGGG PLS HELP FLOOD THESE EVIL MURDER PICS OUT

Ok, /v/, how about THIS one then?

>>212178560
I half remembered what this was but what surprised me is how google image search has become... very strange

>>212178560
Bro this shit old af, it's too late to discuss it now

>>212178560
SAD

>>212177473 (OP)
Nosferatu. Next.

>>212177473 (OP)
Probably her boyfriend/husband. Check his alibi, write a warrant for his phone GPS records to see where he was at the estimated time of death.

>>212177473 (OP)
Do you see those two marks on her neck? They are proof that she was bitten by a vampire. And judging by the amount of blood spilled everywhere, it wad one by a fledgling or a young novice, who doesn't know yet how to drink properly.