>be me, full timer
>in charge of section of reservist grunts, acting as OPFOR for a big choco excersise, even had some bong chocos
>whilst waiting to get given orders we are staged at CSSB HQ, use this time to get a good layout of the camp and how they are operating
>notices sentries are just waving white fleets (civilian cars) through
interesting
>get given orders and vehicles, go set up base camp and do our thing for a couple of days, was in afghan with the sarge in charge so he would just piss off to HQ and let me do my thing
>mistake
> wait till 0145 (known piquet changeover time), get section, load up white fleet ute with blanks and sim grenades, drive in direction to CSSB harbour, drop off the guys in the tray and drive straight past sentries like I own the place
>they don't do a fucking thing
>they don't do a fucking thing
>give go order, both guns in back seat open up, absolute chaos begins
>every cunt running around like a headless chook, with no fucking idea what's going on
we continue acting as a distraction whilst the 4 I dropped off infiltrate and do their thing
>we're just driving around laying hate (blanks sadly) out the windows, pop flare indicates assualt team has finished, GTFO of dodge and go to RV point
>no casualties on my side, could not have gone better
>get chewed out next day cause apparently one of the assault team red penned the padre
they also fragged the COs tent lmao
For the unaware a CSSB is a support battalion, POGs
Oh and the night after we managed to leopard crawl right up to the bong harbour and steal ration packs and piquet lists cause not only were they gobbing off all night loud as fuck they were also using white light lmao
We also took out their entire command staff with an IED during the final assault on the camp lol
I have a few more stories about that ex, was a fucking good one