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7/26/2025, 7:21:48 PM
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>>532774176
You will never be a gamedev. You have no assets, you have no code, you have no gameplay loop. You are a homosexual bucketcrab twisted by shitposts and tripfags into a crude mockery of Miyamoto's perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back yesdevs mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of your “game”, your “friends” laugh at your “games” gouhlish appearance behind closed doors.
Video Game Players are utterly repulsed by you. decades of years of videogaming have allowed gamers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even nodevs who “pass” have games which look uncanny and unnatural to a gamer. Your design doc is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk gamer to play your game, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a look at your diseased, infected asset flip.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself your game will be good, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy an asset pack, put it in your project folder, and plunge into the cold abyss of asset flipping. Your parents will find your game with no sales, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of your game. They’ll bury your game with a headstone marked with your games title, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a nodevs game is buried there. Your game will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your game is a steampage which is unmistakably a nodev's.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>532774176
You will never be a gamedev. You have no assets, you have no code, you have no gameplay loop. You are a homosexual bucketcrab twisted by shitposts and tripfags into a crude mockery of Miyamoto's perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back yesdevs mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of your “game”, your “friends” laugh at your “games” gouhlish appearance behind closed doors.
Video Game Players are utterly repulsed by you. decades of years of videogaming have allowed gamers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even nodevs who “pass” have games which look uncanny and unnatural to a gamer. Your design doc is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk gamer to play your game, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a look at your diseased, infected asset flip.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself your game will be good, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy an asset pack, put it in your project folder, and plunge into the cold abyss of asset flipping. Your parents will find your game with no sales, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of your game. They’ll bury your game with a headstone marked with your games title, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a nodevs game is buried there. Your game will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your game is a steampage which is unmistakably a nodev's.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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