I can't believe we got this far in the foodfagging before I remembered the David Mitchell rant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5bKN6xP8Kk
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>The average life expectancy in the EU was estimated at 81.5 years in 2023, showing an increase from previous years.
Such a shame all this poison we're eating stops us from making it to 250. We can BARELY limp past 80!