I'm still working through the EoE story. The cat plotline has me hooked and I need to see the payoff. I've got to say I'm a real sucker for these "humans as seen through alien eyes" moments like I'm posting here.

Also
>wotc writing so bad ablooboo

fuck off, it serves its purpose of making the cards in the card game more interesting. Sorry some of you are incapable of finding joy in anything anymore.