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Hellllooooo Ladies ... wait let me redo that.
Helloooooo Gentlemen to today's races, the Twin Turbo Turbotastic Turbo Derby!
We will be running 6 races today, well ain't that exciting?
Our first race of today is a 1000m sprint, a special kind of sprint that comes with no curves, so your swinging maestros and doctors of curvature are fucking useless here (you shouldn't put them on sprinter anyway)

The room can be found at
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I repeat - the ROOM MATCH RACE can be found at
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We will start the race in 15 minutes if the room didn't fill up by then.