>be me
>pull into subaru dealership in my 2023 ascent touring
>hi
>hi(mixed race globina sitting on the bench with castizo boyfriend), Do you know what you're looking for?
>Uhm...I was hoping to see a Solterra in the showroom
>ohh okay okay come over here...
>sigh
>alrite alrite I don't have one here let me bring one around
>Yeah I see you have touring onyx I saw on the website I just want to drive it around the parking lot
>yeah okay
>brings car around, I test drive
>yeah you know this would be just the second car for day trips, we want to keep the Ascent for weekends or longer drives
>I know this one is a little bit more than the $299 listed on the website. I know the deal is $0 down, 36 months, I just want a quote and I can make a decision later this week
>park, go inside
>okay I need your drivers license
>oh do you just need my name, I just need the quote
>I need to scan your driver's license to put you in the system
>oh we don't need to create a profile right now I just need a quote
>I can't give you a quote if I don't put you in the system
>OKAY I WILL DO IT ONLINE I WILL DO IT ONLINE

so they can find out what you really think...

do try and stay at least two steps ahead boys.

that's just giving away free boots to the enemy. you need soldiers in the boots. another retarded trump idea