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7/21/2025, 1:02:17 AM
>be Adam
>the first man on earth created from clay
>given full consciousness, self awareness and the ability to communicate through speech since creation
>your mystical dad puts you in a vegan utopia
>your mystical dad blesses you with all the fresh fruit and animals for you to enjoy
>your mystical dad also gives you a task to name every single animal in the existence and you have to do in an ancient semitic language that probably nobody is going to speak in the future
>your mystical dad also gives you an order to not eat from some peculiar tree
>you are like "oh ok whatever"
>your mystical dad thinks you are too lonely so he steals a rib from you to make a creature that's like you but different in some ways
>she's kinda of annoying but you find her attractive so it's not too bad
>the creature goes to that peculiar tree your dad warned about
>some talking snake with legs tells her to eat a fruit from it and she does
>she goes up to you and tricks you into eating it too
>your mystical dad finds out
>he gets angry and blames you both
>wtf I only got tricked
>you get kicked out anyway along with your annoying partner and also that snake loses his legs
>the first man on earth created from clay
>given full consciousness, self awareness and the ability to communicate through speech since creation
>your mystical dad puts you in a vegan utopia
>your mystical dad blesses you with all the fresh fruit and animals for you to enjoy
>your mystical dad also gives you a task to name every single animal in the existence and you have to do in an ancient semitic language that probably nobody is going to speak in the future
>your mystical dad also gives you an order to not eat from some peculiar tree
>you are like "oh ok whatever"
>your mystical dad thinks you are too lonely so he steals a rib from you to make a creature that's like you but different in some ways
>she's kinda of annoying but you find her attractive so it's not too bad
>the creature goes to that peculiar tree your dad warned about
>some talking snake with legs tells her to eat a fruit from it and she does
>she goes up to you and tricks you into eating it too
>your mystical dad finds out
>he gets angry and blames you both
>wtf I only got tricked
>you get kicked out anyway along with your annoying partner and also that snake loses his legs
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