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7/25/2025, 6:24:56 AM
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Pokémon Types.
>Be 10 year-old me
>Pokémon Red is my first RPG ever.
>Get Bulbasaur
>Work and catch a level 2 pidgey
>Try him out
>"What the fuck? This thing is nowhere near as strong as my level 8 Bulbasaur. I'm putting Bulba back in."
>Catch a Kakuna
>"WHAT?! This isn't ANYWHERE near my level 17 Ivysaur. I'm putting Ivy back in."
>Some time later
>At elite 4
>Team consists of level 90 Venusaur, Level 2 Pidgey, level 3 Rattata, Lv 7 Kakuna, Lv 26 Lapras, and Lv 7 Pikachu
>Destroy them all up to Gary
>This is it
>The ONLY Pokémon in the game that could put the fear of God into me: Charizard
>Try my Razor Leaf. Barely anything.
>Try my Vine Whip. SHIT! That did less!
>Okay, time for my most powerful attack ever.....SOLAR BEAM GO!
>Barely anything
>He full restores up
>"CRAP! HE'S SO STRONG!"
>"Well...the only thing I got left is this Body Slam that I randomly put onto him as part of a TM. I guess give that a uselss shot or whatever."
>It one-shots him
>"YOU WIN!"
>I'm staring at the end of a 40 hour game, only now of all times going "...ooooooooooh. Types! I see! I get it now!"
The moral of the story is don't be retarded and read.
Pokémon Types.
>Be 10 year-old me
>Pokémon Red is my first RPG ever.
>Get Bulbasaur
>Work and catch a level 2 pidgey
>Try him out
>"What the fuck? This thing is nowhere near as strong as my level 8 Bulbasaur. I'm putting Bulba back in."
>Catch a Kakuna
>"WHAT?! This isn't ANYWHERE near my level 17 Ivysaur. I'm putting Ivy back in."
>Some time later
>At elite 4
>Team consists of level 90 Venusaur, Level 2 Pidgey, level 3 Rattata, Lv 7 Kakuna, Lv 26 Lapras, and Lv 7 Pikachu
>Destroy them all up to Gary
>This is it
>The ONLY Pokémon in the game that could put the fear of God into me: Charizard
>Try my Razor Leaf. Barely anything.
>Try my Vine Whip. SHIT! That did less!
>Okay, time for my most powerful attack ever.....SOLAR BEAM GO!
>Barely anything
>He full restores up
>"CRAP! HE'S SO STRONG!"
>"Well...the only thing I got left is this Body Slam that I randomly put onto him as part of a TM. I guess give that a uselss shot or whatever."
>It one-shots him
>"YOU WIN!"
>I'm staring at the end of a 40 hour game, only now of all times going "...ooooooooooh. Types! I see! I get it now!"
The moral of the story is don't be retarded and read.
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