>be MK8 veteran since the Wii U release
>get matchmade exclusively with japanese tryhards
>buy MK World
>play normally, not bagging, not even good at shortcuts and rails and wall riding yet
>still able to gap niggas in 1st place to the point a blue shell isn't even a threat
GIT GUD
Realize which behaviors lower your speed and don't do them
Perfect your lines to reduce distance to the next turn