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Anonymous No.713864486 >>713865621 >>713865928 >>713866736 >>713867732 >>713867804 >>713868018 >>713868175 >>713869018 >>713869253 >>713872634 >>713872875 >>713873213 >>713874797 >>713875127 >>713875548 >>713875586 >>713875643 >>713875691 >>713879543 >>713880250 >>713880697 >>713881772 >>713882595 >>713882898 >>713883789 >>713884320 >>713885959 >>713887532 >>713887542 >>713888000 >>713889673 >>713889735 >>713890106 >>713890528 >>713890557 >>713891490 >>713891640 >>713891963 >>713893810 >>713894281 >>713894920 >>713896307 >>713899396 >>713899907 >>713900576 >>713903265 >>713903923
Shortcat (MK pro) explains why Mario Kart World is boring and braindead
Transmissions are 100% a complete waste of your time
https://youtu.be/eEMzmre8AFQ?t=1671
Basically you don't even have to try on the intermission roads, you can just stay behind the pack and then use power items as soon as the real track starts

And even most new normal tracks aren't exactly exciting to play
Anonymous No.713864552
>is this even fun?
no
Anonymous No.713864608 >>713864802 >>713874404 >>713894991
Nintendo still got your money so.....
Anonymous No.713864802 >>713865293 >>713895979 >>713897221
>>713864608
Whoever already bought a Switch 2 failed an IQ test.
Anonymous No.713865293 >>713866182
>>713864802
This, its only game is...Mario Kart which is still going to have an active online scene on the Switch 1 for the forseeable future because its a "religion franchise" like Monster Hunter, COD, FIFA etc
Anonymous No.713865494 >>713899108
Keep it up, my sisters, Nintendo will fall and die under our combined might, never give up never surrender.
Anonymous No.713865621 >>713865685 >>713868013 >>713882718 >>713896078 >>713898695
>>713864486 (OP)
being in the middle of the pack = you automatically lose.
Some nigga behind you will lightning everyone on the last lap = you lose your item
Then the people behind you with a golden mushroom AND three mushrooms will rocket past you while you have literally nothing
and the people in the front of the pack are more than 1 blue shell hit away.
Anonymous No.713865685 >>713904127
>>713865621
and I forgot to mention if you get the final item of a race, its going to be some bullshit like coin box or boomerang.
Anonymous No.713865897 >>713865995 >>713866096 >>713866282 >>713868252 >>713872828 >>713874135 >>713878627 >>713880484 >>713881564 >>713883504 >>713887048 >>713887614 >>713888140 >>713898739
>literally admits to sandbagging and playing "optimally" instead of for fun
>DUHHH Y DIS GAEM NO FUN?

He's a fucking moron.
Anonymous No.713865928 >>713865995 >>713866478
>>713864486 (OP)
>eceleb jewtuber opinion
>unironically linking to their video
How did /v/ fall this low?
Anonymous No.713865995
>>713865897
>>713865928
you are part of the noob pack he's showing and thinks they're doing something lmao
Anonymous No.713866096
>>713865897
>instead of for fun
There is no playing for fun if the game is punishing your fun. It's the Try Not To Cum dilemma; no wonder Miyamoto's name isn't in the credits.
Anonymous No.713866182 >>713866791 >>713869551 >>713869701 >>713869760 >>713873203 >>713873380 >>713880404 >>713882309 >>713883534 >>713884264 >>713884738 >>713897503
>>713865293
You should AT LEAST wait for the Oled upgrade. The current screen is ugly garbage with gutter response time and there is no point in rewarding Nintendo for the mid lineup right now instead of waiting for Zelda, Smash Bros. or whatever Monolith is cooking. Metroid Prime 4 is on Switch 1/emulator
Anonymous No.713866282 >>713866346
>>713865897
He hates Nintendo and Mario Kart World, he is our hero and god.
Anonymous No.713866346 >>713866451
>>713866282
he's a tendie, no matter how shit mk world is and how many logical arguments he makes for it he will still glaze it at the end of the day. tendies are cattle
Anonymous No.713866451
>>713866346
Indeed, they're nothing like Sonys and Microsofts.
Anonymous No.713866478
>>713865928
Bots
Anonymous No.713866515 >>713866597
8snoy shill general
Anonymous No.713866597 >>713866723
>>713866515
What's the 8 for?
Anonymous No.713866723 >>713866842
>>713866597
Mario Kart 8, you can fit in better now snoy :)
Anonymous No.713866736
>>713864486 (OP)
>Optimise the fun out of the game
>Call it not fun

Woah big surprise
Anonymous No.713866791 >>713867152
>>713866182
still can't believe they released it like this. at least offer two versions if you fear oled is too expensive for kids
Anonymous No.713866842 >>713872938
>>713866723
Playstation fanboys love Mario Kart 8? Find a therapist.
Anonymous No.713866885 >>713867062 >>713867916 >>713868364
This game is overrated as fuck
Anonymous No.713867062 >>713868364
>>713866885
True, Super and SC are mostly worth it for the retro vibes and challenge and Super completely mogs SC on both counts. DS is also overrated and 8 deserves way more hate
Anonymous No.713867152 >>713867291
>>713866791
Nintendo wants you to buy two Shitch 2s. I used to deny it or maybe it wasn't the case back then but they have become one of the most comically greedy, scummy money grubber corporations ever.
Anonymous No.713867291 >>713868581
>>713867152
the last one is deranged. people say nintendo isn't pozzed but they r doing the most hamfisted feminism shit i've ever seen lately
Anonymous No.713867732
>>713864486 (OP)
One thing I like about World is that is has a few new tracks that are very vertical. 8 took all verticality you of the game with magnetic wheels for some retarded reason. Can't hate on Peach Stadium(the trach itself not the highway to it)
Anonymous No.713867804 >>713867881
>>713864486 (OP)
>it's bad because... shortcuts are too big
okay
Anonymous No.713867881 >>713867949
>>713867804
? It's bad because it couldn't be more shallow and you are punished for playing skillfully against randoms
Anonymous No.713867916 >>713867957
>>713866885

Who the fuck overrates Super Circuit? It used to be considered the worst entry in the series by a wide margin.
You want overrated, Double Dogshit is where it's at.
Anonymous No.713867949
>>713867881
sounds like the randoms are more skilled then
Anonymous No.713867957
>>713867916
seeing a lot of glazing of it here
Anonymous No.713868013 >>713875441
>>713865621
So the game is essentially a retard simulator?
Anonymous No.713868018 >>713868064
>>713864486 (OP)
> 'pro' says something isn't fun
Sounds like it'll be fun then.
It's not 'balanced for esports' like the 'pro' players want.

fuck esports.
fuck 'pro' players.
Anonymous No.713868064 >>713868273
>>713868018
no, driving in a straight line is boring for everyone who isn't 80 iq
Anonymous No.713868110
Middle items are all dogshit, imagine giving coins to all your enemies just so they can easily pass you.
Anonymous No.713868175 >>713868448 >>713869483 >>713869565
>>713864486 (OP)
cry about it faggots
stop wasting literal days of practicing cheating shortcuts in time trials like a sweaty tryhard for your retarded elo and PLAY THE FUCKING GAME
Anonymous No.713868250 >>713868448
just remember all the tendies who defend this shit now. they will be very quiet once nintendo fixes it and adds a mode to disable intermissions, conceding that it was needed and that players who find this shit boring are right
Anonymous No.713868252 >>713874107
>>713865897
IF YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN PLAYING TO WIN AND PLAYING TO HAVE FUN THE GAME IS FUCKING SHIT
Anonymous No.713868262 >>713868316
the online is for knockout tour, you're playing it wrong
Anonymous No.713868273 >>713868368 >>713868390
>>713868064
Waaaaaaah my party game for babies doesn't let me just mindlessly beat up on babies
Anonymous No.713868316
>>713868262
In that case the game is dog shit out of the gate though
Anonymous No.713868364
>>713866885
>>713867062
These games a soul
Anonymous No.713868368 >>713869603 >>713869706 >>713870021 >>713872748 >>713880162 >>713880483 >>713893656
>>713868273
>tendies literally use "my game is for retards and babies" as an actual argument to defend their games now
Anonymous No.713868390
>>713868273
Dumb nigger it's even fucking worse now because little Timmy is going to try to frontrun, get shit on by the pack, and then get passed by someone who started in 18 with 2 mushrooms and then never come back. Laps means you can trap the shortcut entrances and force them to spend protection to access them or to drive on the normal route
Anonymous No.713868448
>>713868175
i never did that in my life and i still hate being forced to drive linear roads before i can play the game like mario kart. you seem to think there is nothing between window licking retards and autistic pro gamers. the truth is all the people in between - normal people - prefer to just play 3 lap tracks which is why they all pick random online

also see >>713868250
Anonymous No.713868516
Unironically just play the older games if you want your fix. World is completely redundant, all the new tracks suck with two exceptions and the retro tracks are the laziest and most samey yet.
Anonymous No.713868581
>>713867291
Go look at how many changes they made to the script in TTYD remake. Anything that could possibly be considered misogynistic or ablelist (calling a female character an airhead, saying some is stupid) is censored
Anonymous No.713868651 >>713878862 >>713895056 >>713895794
The game's already dead.
Another huge Japanese fumble, this is Wilds 2.0
Anonymous No.713869018 >>713879830
>>713864486 (OP)
>https://youtu.be/eEMzmre8AFQ?t=1671
I just watched 10 minutes of this game and I'm already bored out of my mind.
Anonymous No.713869220
smash only has one redundant title (smash 4)
mario kart now has two
Anonymous No.713869247
the fact that the entire community collectively chooses random so they don't have to play straight line simulators is fucking insane. What the fuck is the design of this game
Anonymous No.713869253
>>713864486 (OP)
So tendies have been driving in a straight line since the Switch 2 launch?
Anonymous No.713869367 >>713869580 >>713872392
/v/ finally realizes Mario Kart isn’t a hardcore series
Anonymous No.713869380 >>713874462 >>713874601
There's really no way to just play tracks? Not a single mode besides individually picking tracks in single player mode I guess?
Anonymous No.713869457
I always see the same Nintendo fanboys with the exact same pre-schooler behavior and diction in these threads defending this trainwreck instead of playing it. This is what lets me know the game sucks.
Anonymous No.713869483
>>713868175
BUT THE FUCKING GAME IS SO GODDAMN BORING THAT LOOKING FOR AND PERFECTING SHORTCUTS IS THE ONLY FUCKING INTERESTING THING ABOUT IT YOU TWAT
Anonymous No.713869551
>>713866182
>You should AT LEAST wait for the Oled upgrade
I'll wait for CFW or modchips and then get one used
Anonymous No.713869565 >>713869669
>>713868175
no one is even talking about time trials
Anonymous No.713869580
>>713869367
>dishonest faggot is a dishonest faggot
The games were never this braindead, I just played through DS and 7 and it's constant narrow roads and obstacles and you actually have to be god-like to get a good score in DS
Anonymous No.713869603 >>713880645
>>713868368
kek
Anonymous No.713869669 >>713869783
>>713869565
>time trials
because it's fucking boring to drive 3 miles wide tracks alone. they didn't factor this in at all when they made them all so wide
Anonymous No.713869701
>>713866182
Would.
Anonymous No.713869706 >>713880645
>>713868368
it only took 30 years but we finally broke them and made them accept it
Anonymous No.713869760
>>713866182
Sauce?
Moar?
Anonymous No.713869783
>>713869669
Most of the tracks are good. It's the intermission races are straight up trash design.
Anonymous No.713870021 >>713870190
Wasn't bagging heavily nerfed like, RIGHT at the end of MK8DX when they finished releasing all the DLC tracks? Fuck happened?

>>713868368
lmao
Anonymous No.713870190
>>713870021
No, it wasn't, they just stopped players rerolling for different items at a set. Nintendo are either too retarded or they just accept bagging because they reintroduced double item boxes again. Get rid of the double items and bagging is neutered hard.
Anonymous No.713871387
>spends all day playing mario kart
not sure if jelly
Anonymous No.713872392
>>713869367
It’s not about being hardcore vs casual lol.
Mario Kart just isn’t built for a fun open world.
An open world with vast stretches of highways works in a game like forza because you’re actually going fast in your lambo or whatever.
In Kart you’re going like 30mph max, lol.

If they doubled or tripled the cc for intermissions and made regular course laps 3/3 again, people would be calling it the greatest MK ever.
Just make the speed boost it some goofy power up you dump at the end of the intermission section.
It’s literally that easy, but i guess thinking is too hard for nu-tendo devs.
Anonymous No.713872634
>>713864486 (OP)
Is his cope running out? Dude had to chase a "world record" because online is shit and he didn't want to admit it.
Anonymous No.713872748 >>713874386 >>713874582 >>713875290
>>713868368
I saw a tendie writing about how everyone was wrong about free roam because that's all "his" 5 year old kid would play, therefore it was actually good.

That comment section was filled with tendies praising him, they are completely mind broken lmao.
Anonymous No.713872828
>>713865897
maybe the optimal way to play also being fun and challenging just means a game is well-designed
Anonymous No.713872875 >>713873032 >>713873112 >>713873267 >>713873546 >>713881116 >>713882626 >>713885978
>>713864486 (OP)
Do you honestly think this shitpost campaign is going to work? Who are you trying to convince 5 anons on 4chan?

lmao
Anonymous No.713872938
>>713866842
anon.
it's eric doing his false flag routine.
Anonymous No.713873032 >>713873260 >>713875943
>>713872875
Anonymous No.713873112 >>713873312
>>713872875
You post this in every thread like it means something.
Item chaos doesn’t save the game.
Anonymous No.713873149
>why is my rng shitfest not competitive enough :(
Anonymous No.713873203
>>713866182
I'm in a situation where I mostly play Switch games docked, so the screen wouldn't be so much of a dealbreaker - except they're fucking retarded and didn't think to implement VRR on the HDMI port, so I can't get VRR on my TV in docked mode from this thing, only in the shitty handheld mode. I had planned to buy the system at or around launch but at this point I'm waiting for holiday revisions or some shit because fuck that noise.
Anonymous No.713873213
>>713864486 (OP)
>consistently always ranking in the 7th-3rd place on intermission tracks with his stay behind the pack strat he says the game has to played with to be fun

Doesn't seem like a very good one if he's rarely actually 1st.
Anonymous No.713873260 >>713873403
>>713873032
This is what makes Mario Kart World so great. You can be in 20th place and still win.

Minmaxing faggots hate the update because the can't dominate and ruin the game for everyone. Playing MK8 was boing because Minmaxing all picked the same character/kart combo and you would never get anywhere near the Top 5 ever.

I'm glad Nintendo has told these shitters to get fucked and the game gets to stay fun and competitive for everyone.

Probably one of the most based things Nintendo has done.
Anonymous No.713873267
>>713872875
this would be insulting course design in any mario game, there's not even a turn here that seriously requires any effort. it's just an excuse for a mad dash item melee.
face it, this game was designed for knockout tour and free roam, these "intermissions" suck ass for actual normal races
Anonymous No.713873312
>>713873112
>You post this in every thread

Yes you do seethe a lot don't you?
Anonymous No.713873374 >>713873426
I still really want a switch 2 and I still really want to play mario kart world
Anonymous No.713873380 >>713879324
>>713866182
18 days til Donkey Kong and you shit yourself all over again XDD
Anonymous No.713873403 >>713873667
>>713873260
>You can be in 20th place and still win.
>Minmaxing faggots hate the update because the can't dominate and ruin the game for everyone.
You realize the minmaxing faggots are the ones intentionally dropping to 20th so they can dominate at the very end, right? It's the inverse of frontrunning but it's still not fun or competitive.
Anonymous No.713873426 >>713873494
>>713873374
Why?
Anonymous No.713873430 >>713873454 >>713873582
It's a racing game, racing games are often very fun, I don't know why you're acting like there's something deeper to analyze lmao
Anonymous No.713873454
>>713873430
>racing games are often very fun
Too bad this one isn't
Anonymous No.713873494
>>713873426
because I want a nicer switch with a big screen and I want to play mario kart world after playing mario kart 8 since day 1 in 2014
Anonymous No.713873546 >>713873750
>>713872875
this looks like ass
Anonymous No.713873582
>>713873430
This is a truck highway simulator, not a racing game
Anonymous No.713873667 >>713873750 >>713873859 >>713874760
>>713873403
>You realize the minmaxing faggots are the ones intentionally dropping to 20th so they can dominate at the very end, right? It's the inverse of frontrunning but it's still not fun or competitive.

You're full of shit. Mario Kart World is by far the most and balanced of Mario Kart games. Even an old fart casual like me can sometime win. I played last night, after getting bombed out in top 20 in two knockout tours I came 1st on third attempt, by getting out in front and staying front, with my wife and kids hollering and cheering and hugging each other the whole time as I tore into the final stretch.

Feels good. Blessed Nintendo.
Anonymous No.713873750
>>713873546
>this looks like ass

Switch 2less troons seething like fuck.

>>713873667
Based Daddy hero.
Anonymous No.713873859 >>713874004 >>713874113 >>713874529
>>713873667
I suddenly understand the problem with Mario Kart World. All the good players had their rank go up super quick and are now almost always only paired with other good players. This means the casuals will stay low in the rankings and thus be paired with other casuals. Since the casuals aren't dealing with good players, they can actually have fun. The good players, conversely, are sweating their asses off. That's why casuals love World and the good players hate it now. It's another example of skill based matchmaking.
Anonymous No.713873980 >>713874685
I’ll make my own kart racer with blackjack and hookers
Anonymous No.713874004
>>713873859
There is no problem with Mario Kart World.
Anonymous No.713874107
>>713868252
Fair point.
The game was fun online the first week. Took a break and it now already had a meta where every race plays out the same.
I'm playing "good" and are second and first for 9 minutes and then the last minute everybody throws everything at me.
The strats now are not to play the game, but too break it.
Anonymous No.713874113
>>713873859
We actually saw this back when everyone was doing the single player and noticed how the game reacts to good driving. It'll treat a casual player relatively fairly and literally cheat to knock a good player out of first at the worst times. World is designed from the ground up to give casuals a good time and give good players hell. The reason we keep hearing how World is "ruined" is because we only hear from those good players since they're the ones making their voices heard. But in reality, the casual players who aren't going out of their way to post about it online are having the time of their lives, especially now that the good players are out of the picture.

Remember that period when the game was new and everyone loved it? Thanks to all the new tracks and tricks, everyone was on a relatively equal playing ground. As soon as players got used to it and graduated to the rank of "good player," it was all downhill for them.
Anonymous No.713874135
>>713865897
>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU SHOULD INTENTIONALLY PUT YOURSELF AT A DISADVANTAGE AND NOT TRY TO WIN
Anonymous No.713874308
2 items and sandbagging
Or 1 item and no sandbagging

How do you want your mario kart served
Anonymous No.713874364
It was all downhill when they got rid of snaking
Anonymous No.713874386 >>713882561
>>713872748
Since you've never touched a vagina, let me explain
Nintendo games are family games, always have been. Sometimes there is shit thats not for me but is amazing for children. Nintendo games are good because a lot of their games are just really fucking solid too play and most have an optional end game thats legit fucking hard.
So while I legit enjoyed Worlds exploration, I can also see that my son will love it a whole fucking lot more.
So I as an adult can enjoy some of the harder missions, my kid enjoys just driving around.
Short fun for me, looooong time fun for him.

So yeah, its good.
Anonymous No.713874404 >>713874635
>>713864608
The Switch 2 is the first Nintendo console that I have no plans on buying, and I bought a 3DS and Wii U at launch.
My 3DS still has those GBA VC Ambassador games that they never released to the public.
Anonymous No.713874462
>>713869380
time trials
Anonymous No.713874529
>>713873859
but MK8D also had VR?
Anonymous No.713874582 >>713899364
>>713872748
>I saw a tendie writing about how everyone was wrong about free roam because that's all "his" 5 year old kid would play, therefore it was actually good.

What a fucking child you are. Imagine hating a 5 year old for playing games. As a parent, I wish other games had a consequence free open world mode for kids to fuck around in and have fun.
Anonymous No.713874601 >>713881482
>>713869380
You can play in a private lobby and vote for whichever track you want, including any of the normal 3-lap races.

Only friendless comp losers like the guy in the OP who want to tryhard in public lobbies against 8 year olds are affected by this.
Anonymous No.713874626 >>713874985 >>713884519
>be MK8 veteran since the Wii U release
>get matchmade exclusively with japanese tryhards
>buy MK World
>play normally, not bagging, not even good at shortcuts and rails and wall riding yet
>still able to gap niggas in 1st place to the point a blue shell isn't even a threat
GIT GUD
Realize which behaviors lower your speed and don't do them
Perfect your lines to reduce distance to the next turn
Anonymous No.713874635 >>713874682 >>713875084 >>713882425 >>713882629 >>713890707
>>713874404
>The Switch 2 is the first Nintendo console that I have no plans on buying

Don't worry faggot. I bought THREE. Nintendo will cope without you.
Anonymous No.713874682
>>713874635
Scalpers bought dozens, what's your point?
It doesn't matter to me if (You) waste your money, but don't accuse me of being as wasteful.
Anonymous No.713874685
>>713873980
>Sonic All Stars team
Anonymous No.713874760 >>713874840
>>713873667
>It's balanced because I've sucked my entire life but this game finally let me win despite my eternal, unmistakable, objective suck
???
Anonymous No.713874797 >>713874989 >>713875048 >>713875250 >>713875292
>>713864486 (OP)
>Basically you don't even have to try on the intermission roads, you can just stay behind the pack and then use power items as soon as the real track starts
Can't you do that on normal tracks too? Just wait for the last lap?
Anonymous No.713874840 >>713875019 >>713875116 >>713880858 >>713891704 >>713894721
>>713874760
I came 1st in a 24 person race and had a fuck ton of fun. And I was a hero to my family for a night
Anonymous No.713874891 >>713875182
this outrage seems totally real and not astroturfed
Anonymous No.713874985
>>713874626
This is how I feel about the situation. Like no one is forcing people to bag. If anything, it feels way more dope to actually successfully front run in this game because of how much harder it is.
Anonymous No.713874989 >>713881235
>>713874797
Yes mate, it's Mario Kart, that's what all Mario Karts are like. Seething shitters have no arguments.

It all boils down to Mario Kart World being the flagship exclusive for Nintendo's new console, both of which are already massive successes and the game is sitting with an 8.6/10 on metacritic.

They're seething beyond belief and desperately want to shit on it any way they can. It's hilarious.
Anonymous No.713874995
Anonymous No.713875019 >>713875096
>>713874840
Im am so happy your wife and her bull where proud of you timmy
Anonymous No.713875048
>>713874797
The reason it works on intermissions is because there's literally nothing happening on those tracks so no one can break ahead. The only way to get ahead is via boosting over the huge tracts of offroad, which you do with mushrooms you get in lower places. This results in everyone being super bunched up for way longer, making a breakaway at the end super potent since you'll be passing everyone instead of just a few people. The most consistent way to win is to grab a few mushrooms in a lower place, hold onto them in a lower position since you won't lose them, then boost your way to the front right near the end where the other players won't have the items to stop you.
Anonymous No.713875060 >>713875181 >>713875242
I watched this video and I have to ask: Why the fuck would you spend 500 buckaroos or more for this experience when you can just play Mario Kart 8? What is so much better in this?
Anonymous No.713875084
>>713874635
Why?
Anonymous No.713875096
>>713875019
Of course the virgin starts to seethe.
Anonymous No.713875116 >>713875189
>>713874840
This man has a favorite cuck chair and drives a car with a CVT
Anonymous No.713875127
>>713864486 (OP)
>mario kart game is shit
Shocker.
Anonymous No.713875139
When are they gonna give us more knockout tour tracks?
Anonymous No.713875143 >>713875209 >>713897727
>try to sweat in a childrens racing game
>nintendo stops you
>OMG FUCK NINTENDO!!!!
manchildren. all of you.
Anonymous No.713875181 >>713875629
>>713875060
Personally I was really bored of MK8 after like 10 years of it and a refresh for the series was exactly what I wanted. I've enjoyed the game a lot. These players complaining all intentionally play like shit. I don't care if I lose or not so I'll try jumping on rails and shit just to have fun
Anonymous No.713875182
>>713874891
They're just mad they couldn't find a switch 2 because they're sold out everywhere
Anonymous No.713875189 >>713875315
>>713875116
I had sex with my 8/10 qtpi wife last night while you seethed about Mario Kart on 4chan.
Anonymous No.713875209 >>713875258 >>713875289 >>713875329
>>713875143
>wanting to play normal mario kart is "sweating"
do you faggots even hear yourselves?
Anonymous No.713875242 >>713875629
>>713875060
It has been 11 years since MK8 came out. Half the DLC tracks sucked. This is the new one because if you give a shit about the series, you're bored of 8 by now.
Anonymous No.713875250
>>713874797
there always are at least a couple tracks that favor bagging in every mario kart, but the intermissions are a set of 200 tracks that are all pretty much perfectly built for it
naturally, people don't wanna play that way and try to pick the 3 lap tracks, but nintendo is doing everything in its power to shove the intermissions down people's throats whether they like them or not
Anonymous No.713875258
>>713875209
You aren't playing normal mario kart faggot.
Anonymous No.713875289
>>713875209
If you want a normal Mario Kart then play a normal Mario Kart. This is Mario Kart WORLD.
Anonymous No.713875290 >>713879128 >>713881132
>>713872748
>I saw a tendie writing about how everyone was wrong about free roam because that's all "his" 5 year old kid would play, therefore it was actually good.
>That comment section was filled with tendies praising him, they are completely mind broken lmao.

You retard, the reason Nintendo games can sell like 10million+ is because they add reasons for people of different skill, ages and taste to play their games. There might be elements some people hate that other people love.

If there's some kid who wants to drive around in free roam then having it in the game is better than not because that experience could lead to that kid wanting to play more Nintendo gams. I think the reason people online tend to be out of touch is because they think that 100% of the game should be geared for only them and they throw a bitch fit the moment a feature they don't like is added or the game doesn't work 100% how they'd prefer. Ignorant of the case there could be a million people who do like it for every hundred that don't.

Its why Nintendo can do so well, have such a strong legacy but very rarely win GOTY. Because their games are meant to be enjoyed by many, not made to appeal to the few who can give them an award for meeting all their preferences.
Anonymous No.713875292 >>713875402
>>713874797
Only if the track allows it. Plenty of tracks are completely front run favored and bagging is practically impossible to get a top 3 spot because of how the short cuts are. In 8 only cheese land and dry dry deserts had such a gigantic bagging bias and for the same reason the intermission tracks do, gigantic stretches of off road that frontrunners cant even glance at but speed items can ignore. Other tracks had no such cuts or they were still accessible to first so they could keep a lead making bagging harder, needing more forethought around shit like lightning that you cant always control.
World wants to pretend the rail grinding and shit makes up for it but its barely faster if at all in intermission because theyre highways first and race tracks second
Anonymous No.713875315 >>713875367
>>713875189
>my wife rewarded me with sex, for Nintendo's handicap game design letting me win at mario kart
uh huh
Anonymous No.713875328 >>713875415 >>713875480 >>713875576
why are they called intermissions instead of highways or something? intermissions is when you’re waiting for a lobby. No wonder I was confused.
Anonymous No.713875329 >>713875434
>>713875209
He wants to play normal races not because they're normal but because he wants to sweat. Do you even listen to what the guy is saying? His whole argument is that he's a sweatlord who is physically incapable of not bagging even though it's less fun because he thinks it hurts his chances to win. If he actually just tried instead of being a sweatyfag he'd probably enjoy it
Anonymous No.713875367 >>713875443
>>713875315
You need seethe harder, my cup is almost empty.
Anonymous No.713875402 >>713876550
>>713875292
>World wants to pretend the rail grinding and shit makes up for it
If you can get on the rail without losing speed (no charge jump), and trick twice, the rail is worthwhile. Plus they're usually ideal lines.
Anonymous No.713875415 >>713875526
>>713875328
>why are they called intermissions instead of highways or something? intermissions is when you’re waiting for a lobby. No wonder I was confused.

Nintendo don't call them intermissions.
Anonymous No.713875434
>>713875329
>If he actually just tried
oh yeah it's so fun to get bounced around by red shells and lightning bolts while people corner cut with triple shrooms and gain 10 places because the track design is dogshit in this game
Anonymous No.713875441
>>713868013
No, it's the story of the tortoise and the hare
Anonymous No.713875443 >>713875669
>>713875367
Nobody here is gonna updoot you man, I'll be sure to check the 4chan subreddits tomorrow and look for your screencaps just to take a shit on you there too.
Anonymous No.713875480
>>713875328
They aren't called intermissions. Intermissions are when you're waiting in a lobby. People misinterpreted what a "intermission" setting was during previews, thinking that must be how you turn off the sections of track between courses. This was before we know how track selection actually worked. However, since there's no real official name for them and people know what you mean when you say that anyway, the notation stuck.
Anonymous No.713875510
>listening to """youtubers"""
Think for yourselves you faggots. Never listen to youtubers. They ruined tf2 and they'll ruin your game too.
Anonymous No.713875526 >>713882998
>>713875415
I meant the youtubers and general community. I figured they wouldn’t be officially called intermissions. some rando out there probably called it that and then everyone latched on to it.
Anonymous No.713875548 >>713879670
>>713864486 (OP)
>Driving into NPC vehicles causes the vehicle to die instead of the player
How boring. Why even bother dodging?
Anonymous No.713875576
>>713875328
In the tree house streams they showed some option in the game that said intermissions and people assumed that was referring to the inbetween tracks and it stuck.
Anonymous No.713875586
>>713864486 (OP)
>tendies absolutely flip their shit over the MK update
>in three weeks they'll be rushing to pay $80 for Donkey Kong anyway
this is why Nintendo will keep fucking you over
Anonymous No.713875629
>>713875181
>>713875242
Yeah but I'm trying to find more than "grinding on rails" here. If something I'm finding more criticisms against these newer tracks than "oh they're so much more amazing than the old ones". I see more and more videos and trying to guess what the fuck about it is so different, so much more amazing than that 10 year old game I used to play on the Wii U when I grabbed the bundle. At this point aren't there like 75 different mario kart clones out there with more crazy shit? Or is playing as a cow just that compelling?
Anonymous No.713875643
>>713864486 (OP)
They can't fix this game, can they? It's too ingrained in its design
Anonymous No.713875669 >>713880621 >>713891450
>>713875443
Don't schizo child, you can keep seething every on 4chinkz, hoping to convince 5 random anons not to buy a Switch 2.

Donkey Kong is here in 18 days, you can start seething and shitting yourself about that next.
Anonymous No.713875680
They are probably going to add a classic mode
Anonymous No.713875691 >>713875728 >>713877551 >>713878440
>>713864486 (OP)
when will you tendies stop shitting up the catalogue with your sperg threads about a fucking CHILDREN'S GAME

holy shit
Anonymous No.713875728
>>713875691
but enough about Deltarune
Anonymous No.713875943 >>713879981
>>713873032
Why didn't they/them not drive over the dropped mushroom to the right?
Anonymous No.713876550 >>713877059 >>713877120 >>713878053
>>713875402
Except that the highways are huge and all rail grinds are on the outside, short, and on straighaways or the wrong side of gentle curves. Going to the outside to hit them will ultimately result in a shittier line later that makes them not worth it, especially when considering the possibility of getting bumped into the offroad while doing it. Regardless, its nowhere near enough to make a gap that a golden mushroom over an offroad couldnt close
Anonymous No.713877059 >>713880185
>>713876550
>retard doesn't know how to use grind rails for quick boosts and weapon avoidance

Kek
Anonymous No.713877120 >>713877486 >>713879893 >>713880040
>>713876550
>rail grinds are on the outside, short, and on straighaways or the wrong side of gentle curves. Going to the outside to hit them will ultimately result in a shittier line later that makes them not worth it, especially when considering the possibility of getting bumped into the offroad while doing it. Regardless, its nowhere near enough to make a gap that a golden mushroom over an offroad couldnt close

More lies and gibberish
Anonymous No.713877486 >>713878053
>>713877120
Guess you missed the part where this was about the highways/intermissions' rails, not the racetrack rails.
Anonymous No.713877551 >>713878172
>>713875691
>CHILDREN'S GAME
why are you so butthurt? this has never been a valid defense for something being badly designed or bad in general. (even if 100% of the players were children, children don't deserve to be served dogshit)
this game is currently the only reason to own a switch 2 and so the fact that it is not even as good as MK8 and Nintendo is making it even worse is worth discussing.
Anonymous No.713878053 >>713878390
>>713877486
See >>713876550

It's hilarious watching you schizos flip-flop and shit yourselves. How are you going to cope when Donkey Kong releases in 18 days?
Anonymous No.713878172 >>713880391
>>713877551
MK8 is so boring and restrictive compared to MKW.

It boils down to you utterly seething about the Switch 2 launch. That's all it ever is. We all knee the cope would be bad but holy fuck the juggernaut success of Switch 2 has really raped this board sideways XDD
Anonymous No.713878306 >>713878713 >>713878862 >>713880219 >>713880990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8V2tp0D8oY
>race starts
>immediately turns around and drives the wrong way to pick up coins
>waits for everyone to pass before picking up items for 2 laps
this is not an issue with mkw or intermissions specifically
these freaks are unwell and should not be listened to
let them rot with the melee sex pests in their gooncord lobbies
Anonymous No.713878390
>>713878053
You reading comprehension is abysmal, nigger.
Anonymous No.713878440
>>713875691
children won. nintendo won. eric lost. you lost. please seethe. trump lost btw.
Anonymous No.713878565
BING BING WAHOO
>t.40 year old bald manchild with glasses, beard and fear grin
Anonymous No.713878627 >>713878943
>>713865897
>literally admits to sandbagging and playing "optimally"
Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.............................. he's having fun?
Anonymous No.713878713
>>713878306
Man, I forgot how much more responsive 8 was. It's been a while since I played it.
Anonymous No.713878862 >>713888706
>>713868651
Works on my machine
>>713878306
I was honestly taken aback by this. I was never into β€œcompetitive” Mario Kart and only learned about it recently due to the YouTube algorithm but man this felt unnatural to look at
Anonymous No.713878943 >>713880254
>>713878627
I the said he isn’t having fun because he is being forced to bag which is weird because he also bags in 8
Anonymous No.713879128 >>713880184
>>713875290
>Its why Nintendo can do so well, have such a strong legacy but very rarely win GOTY. Because their games are meant to be enjoyed by many, not made to appeal to the few who can give them an award for meeting all their preferences.

Mario Kart World surprises me in this regard considering how absolutely safe and crowd pleasing their later half of the Switch catalog was. This feels very much like the type of "fuck the audience expectations" attitude they had during the Wii-U/3DS era. Considering World had a 8 year dev time that had its design cemented after MK8D wrapped that may be why this one feels like it's from that period since it was at the tail end of it.
Anonymous No.713879324
>>713873380
>18 days til Donkey Kong
It has the performance of a playstation 3 muliplatform game
Anonymous No.713879543
>>713864486 (OP)
damn... a literal who said its not fun. time to doompost its so fucking over...
Anonymous No.713879660
>MK pro
Anonymous No.713879670
>>713875548
It depends how you hit them. Head on collision hurts you like normal, but if you strike them from the side you should be fine. Same if you hit a player turned into a Bullet Bill from the side rather than being hit from behind.
Anonymous No.713879830
>>713869018
zoomie... bro... video games are meant to be played, not watched.
Anonymous No.713879832
yup the game is trash and DK looks like trash too just look at that framerate
Anonymous No.713879893
>>713877120
>hits you with a lightning and ruins your lap
oops!
Anonymous No.713879981
>>713875943
Because he's retarded
Anonymous No.713879984 >>713880080
Tendies on /v/ are really twisting themselves into knots trying to cope and defend design choices the entire internet hates lel
Anonymous No.713880040 >>713880185
>>713877120
Nice job posting a regular track, too bad I was talking about the the HIGHWAYS which nintendo forces you to play on
Anonymous No.713880080 >>713880258 >>713880421 >>713888607
>>713879984
Nah you have it backwards son, you are now week 4 of cope.

18 days til Donkey Kong arrives and you shit yourself all over again.
Anonymous No.713880162
>>713868368
Kek it's over for nintenbros
Anonymous No.713880184 >>713880253
>>713879128
>attitude they had during the Wii-U/3DS era
That's because we're back in that part of the nintendo cycle. They're going to act almost in spite of their audience on top of a weak console release then start to panic as people stop buying into their shit to stop fucking around for the next system
Anonymous No.713880185 >>713880327
>>713880040
See >>713877059
Anonymous No.713880219
>>713878306
MK8 was really fun when you got to high enough VR where people were skilled as fuck at driving but then it gets ruined when you get even higher and you end up in lobbies of mentally ill japanese baggers
Anonymous No.713880250
>>713864486 (OP)
>Basically you don't even have to try on the intermission roads, you can just stay behind the pack and then use power items as soon as the real track starts
So you do the same thing that you did in the 3 laps? Why is the other way more fun for compniggers I don't fucking get it
Anonymous No.713880253 >>713880419
>>713880184
>then start to panic as people stop buying into their shit

What level of cope are you on now? XDD
Anonymous No.713880254
>>713878943
He sometimes bags in 8 and sometimes frontruns. He bags a bit more in 8 but bagging on shit like cheeseland is more entertaining than bagging on a straight fucking line because cheeseland bagging still has tech to it.
Anonymous No.713880258 >>713880310
>>713880080
What are you talking about? MKW and DK are completely unrelated. It's people who own the system and play MKW who hate Nintendo's design choices with the game.
Anonymous No.713880292 >>713880716
>liking 3 laps in mario kart now makes you a "compnigger"
brand loyalty is insane
Anonymous No.713880310 >>713880374 >>713880409
>>713880258
>MKW and DK are completely unrelated.

They are both Switch 2 exclusives which you can't play. And that males you shit blood. XDD
Anonymous No.713880327
>>713880185
>i'm going to link to my own wrong post like i'm important
You don't stop being wrong just because you cite yourself as a source. Slowing down to jump on a guardrail is slower than driving straight and will not fucking matter for dodging green shells that you could just swerve around
Anonymous No.713880374
>>713880310
there is literally zero chance that you are over 18 years old
Anonymous No.713880391
>>713878172
>i don't care about stupid CHILDREN'S GAMES why even make a thread
>Actually I'm a retarded corporate cocksucker here to defend the switch 2 and I don't like that Mario Kart fans are criticizing Nintendo
>XDD

What a pathetic dishonest nigger
Anonymous No.713880404
>>713866182
Nah, i'll just wait for the emulator.
Anonymous No.713880409
>>713880310
Interesting perspective, albeit a deeply flawed one that reveals your status as a lesser form of human. I suppose you wouldn't believe me if I told you I have a Switch 2 and plan to buy DK, and still hate the design choices Nintendo made with Mario Kart World?
Anonymous No.713880419
>>713880253
>he says, desperately coping as people do not loudly disavow nintendo for somehow fucking up mario kart
Wii u fucking sucked and sold like shit, they panicked and made the switch safe and are now cocky again so the switch 2 will be a repeat of the wii u
Anonymous No.713880421
>>713880080
Donkey Kong could be fun but let's be real it's hardly going take the internet by storm or win any awards. I don't think it will even score as well as odyssey
Anonymous No.713880483
>>713868368
I know, right?
Anonymous No.713880484
>>713865897
tell us, how do you play for fun if playing good in the first laps tends to make you lose in the last lap?
Anonymous No.713880563 >>713880830
>it's another episode of "tendie thinks everyone not being positive is one person seething about not owning a switch 2"
Anonymous No.713880621
>>713875669
LMAO NIGGA THINKS WE GIVE A FUCK ABOUT DONKEY KONG
Anonymous No.713880645
>>713869706
>>713869603
I hate you niggers, but I am not shocked you are still here. I haven't bought a console since the wii, but I remember how much you try hard normalniggers ruined gaming with your retarded opinions
>muh game cube? thats the weakest console, PS2 is so much more powerful!!!
>xboawks? your hand must be this big to play loser
meanwhile I actually got to visit the xbox team when the xbox was brand spanking new. do you know who they sent to talk to the impressionable children? I'll tell you. They sent an incomprehensible jeet who kept yapping about "bloo tood" and handed us a shitty notebook and told us to get the fuck out. everyone who got to go to nintendo got to visit digipen and see how real games are made. I hate nintendo for killing their own CEO because some half jew yakuza lost his wii bull to wiiu bear run, but you will never be gamers. you are frat partying retards who got divorced raped and now this is all you have to fall back on in life.
Anonymous No.713880674 >>713891770
Why are you guys incapable of being like mature adults when discussing World?
Anonymous No.713880697 >>713881059
>>713864486 (OP)
so right after saying it was too boring and braindead he got fucking wrecked and got 3rd place??? why the fuck should I listen to this guy?
Anonymous No.713880703
>shilling your jewtube
grim
Anonymous No.713880716
>>713880292
If your reason for it is that you are forced to bag, yeah you are.
There are real reasons for disliking the intermissions and that's not one
Anonymous No.713880830 >>713880867 >>713881783
>>713880563
Serious question, what is up with Nintendo fans in particular thinking everyone is "Eric," whoever that is? All the consolewar faggots and brand warriors have something they spam, like snoys saying everyone outside their ecosystem are manchildren, but no one else is insisting EVERY SINGLE POST is by one person who just hates the brand. Why are tendies just that little bit crazier than "normal" brand warriors?
Anonymous No.713880858
>>713874840
I can only imagine how sad that must have been for your family
Anonymous No.713880867 >>713880913
>>713880830
newfaggot
Anonymous No.713880913 >>713880973
>>713880867
Cry more tendie
Anonymous No.713880973 >>713881026
>>713880913
seethe newtranny
Anonymous No.713880990
>>713878306
The responses to these are insane, mentally ill bootlickers calling this a player problem when the game is designed so shit that this is the most optimal way to play. Anything but criticize the billion dollar corporation huh? Maybe balance the fucking game so sandbagging isn't viable
Anonymous No.713881026 >>713881072
>>713880973
Trying way too hard tendie
Anonymous No.713881059 >>713881651 >>713881850
>>713880697
He spent around 2:30 below tenth place and got to third place in the place 20 seconds of the race.
Anonymous No.713881072 >>713881157
>>713881026
>t. seething newtranny in an e-celeb shill thread
Anonymous No.713881116
>>713872875
Literally every other mario kart would be a better option than this
Anonymous No.713881132
>>713875290
Just take your argument and reuse that for why they should add more regular tracks to the voting or a separate mode. The point of Nintendo games is to be able to appeal to everyone, so it only makes sense to have a system to let people play the content they want. There is no reason to heavily restrict a part of the game to appeal to one specific group and force everyone to play the same way. Those are the same people that bought truck loads of MK8 and do not need to be insulated from regular tracks. You are out of touch if you can't comprehend why people would want a game with wider appeal rather than focusing 100% on your preferences.
Anonymous No.713881157 >>713881217
>>713881072
>hey this guy is making some points about Mario Kart World
>ECELEB SHILL THREAD IT DOESN'T COUNT
>wow, why are Nintendo fans so insane?
>STFU SEETHING NEWTRANNY
Great job proving my point about tendies being crazy. Go ahead and give me another win by dropping another coping and seething reply kek
Anonymous No.713881217 >>713881349
>>713881157
great job having a newtranny meltdown in an e-celeb shill thread lmao
Anonymous No.713881235
>>713874989
>but muh sales muh metacritic
Anonymous No.713881349
>>713881217
>buzzwords
Anonymous No.713881414 >>713881553
>b-buzzwords
Anonymous No.713881482
>>713874601
gigacope. nobody has 23 friends who are always up to play.
Anonymous No.713881483
neutral third party observer here. holy shit tendies are pathetic!
Anonymous No.713881489
Spiritual flop
Anonymous No.713881553 >>713881615
>>713881414
>b-b-buzzw-words! *shits himself*
Anonymous No.713881564
>>713865897
what do you mean "for fun"? turn your brain off and idly putter in the middle of the pack, to get endlessly pounded by items?
Anonymous No.713881615 >>713881643
>>713881553
you shit yourself like a retarded babby lmfaooo
Anonymous No.713881643 >>713881708
>>713881615
YWNAB dilate
Anonymous No.713881651 >>713881857 >>713881925 >>713887381
>>713881059
how does this prove his point though? not only does he not get first, he simply got lucky that he got a gold mushroom when he did

what point is he trying to make? everyone else has the time to get 20 coins, if the person next to him in that situation got a gold mushroom, they could have taken 3rd. How did anything about his strategy ensure that 3rd position?
Anonymous No.713881660
neutral third party biological female here. holy shit bingchads are sexy!
Anonymous No.713881708 >>713881956
>>713881643
nice buzzwords seething diaper babby lmfaooo
Anonymous No.713881772
>>713864486 (OP)
>Eceleb faggot
Don't care.
Anonymous No.713881783
>>713880830
That is a super schizo who is still upset from when an anonymous poster called themselves Eric and said that they false flag as a Nintendo to fan to give them a bad name. When daily TOTK hate threads were a thing schizo anon got very upset and to this day calls anyone critical of Nintendo Eric or something variant of snoy
Anonymous No.713881850
>>713881059
in the next race he did the same except he got to 1st place
Anonymous No.713881857
>>713881651
That it's boring and braindead and that you don't need to try hard or be skilled to get a good finishing spot?
He spends 3/4 of the race just driving straight, with some occasional drifts, half of the race with the same items he got early in the race and could zip back up 13 places in the last "lap" of the race.
Anonymous No.713881925 >>713881949
>>713881651
You can't guarantee 1st in Mario Kart 99% of the time. You can only guarantee a decent placement, which he does.
Anonymous No.713881949 >>713881993 >>713882067
>>713881925
ok?
Anonymous No.713881956
>>713881708
Cringe and bluepilled
Anonymous No.713881964 >>713882116 >>713883661
How is this any different from just holding 2nd place to avoid blue shells?
>its not fun
yeah this guy sure sounds like he plays mario kart for fun lmao
Anonymous No.713881992
>2025
>next gen console
>new mario kart after waiting more than 10 years
>here's your console launch title bro
AHAHAHAHAHAH
Anonymous No.713881993 >>713882053
>>713881949
You still don't get it? Or maybe you don't want to get it.
Anonymous No.713881997
We've had arguments like this day 1 and somehow there was so much pushback against the idea that straight roads are fucking boring in a game where the only skill expression is by how you drift tight corners. And not only are straight roads boring to drive on, they also make items way more powerful as they become the only means of gapping someone... which is why among true tryhards, bagging has become a viable playstyle again. This is the first bad Mario Kart game.
Anonymous No.713882053 >>713882249
>>713881993
concession accepted
Anonymous No.713882067 >>713882095
>>713881949
>how does this prove his point
>here's how it proves his point
>ok?
are you slow or something?
Anonymous No.713882095 >>713882156 >>713882280 >>713888039
>>713882067
you didn’t prove his point
Anonymous No.713882116
>>713881964
There is a lot more risk to being second place. You can get attacked by a lot more stuff unlike bagging because most people won't bother disrupting people that are hanging around last place.
Anonymous No.713882127
Uncs be over 30 and finna be debating mario :skull:
Anonymous No.713882156 >>713882238
>>713882095
actually I did but it seems you're too retarded to understand
>inb4 c-c-c-c-concession a-a-a-accepted
Anonymous No.713882238
>>713882156
you didn’t
Anonymous No.713882248 >>713882331
THIS IS A GAME FOR LITTLE KIDS
Can you guys get that inside you're heads're? Literal 3-10 years old recommended age range
Anonymous No.713882249
>>713882053
>concession accepted
Anonymous No.713882280 >>713882346
>>713882095
>you didn’t prove his point
>spending the majority of the race doing nothing interesting and still earning a top at the last second doesn't prove that the game is boring and braindead
Anonymous No.713882298 >>713882316
>jak posting
it’s over
I won
Anonymous No.713882309
>>713866182
Nintendo can get their shit together and bring their games to PC or they can die. Modern Nintendo is a soulless shell of what they once were, literally only carried by the brand and retards too stupid to realize this isn't the Nintendo anyone grew up with or cared about anymore.
Anonymous No.713882313 >>713882548
the funniest part about the intermissions is none of the new mechanics they added work for shit on them.
Anonymous No.713882316
>>713882298
yup, you swept the retard awards. great job anon
Anonymous No.713882331
>>713882248
You can't enjoy anything unless someone says it's appropriate for your age group?
Anonymous No.713882346 >>713882474 >>713883746
>>713882280
so just like every other mario kart, got it
Anonymous No.713882395
I don't care about a jewtuber opinion
Anonymous No.713882425
>>713874635
>Anon proudly shows of how much cock he's been sucking
baka
Anonymous No.713882474 >>713882559
>>713882346
>I look like a retard, better pretend it was always like this so I don't have to say I was retarded
So you just come in threads for games you obviously don't like, just to argue that specific arguments about the game's nechanics are or aren't true?
Anonymous No.713882548
>>713882313
I was expecting much more dynamic stuff going on for a "nextgen" console.
Like tracks getting modified in real time, etc.
But the "special vehicles" you can get into are just bullet bill and you have some characters like the whales that do nothing but a splash.
Also the draw distance and the duration of the very few dynamic objects like road block stock is ridiculous
Anonymous No.713882559 >>713882607
>>713882474
>schizo babble
Anonymous No.713882561 >>713899412
>>713874386
People like you shouldn't be parents. Get the fuck off /v/, stop taking corporate dick in every orifice, and get your shit together so your son doesn't grow up into a retard.
Anonymous No.713882595 >>713897537
>>713864486 (OP)
this giga faggot really complained about intermissions being bag-heavy whilst simultaneously showing off a clip of him using the bullet extension and motion glider (literal cheating) on cheese land to prove how much better 8D is
Anonymous No.713882607 >>713882653
>>713882559
>deflecting nigger
I think you've been humiliated enough but if you want some more feel free to ask.
Anonymous No.713882626
>>713872875
this webm kind of proves the point of the guy from the video there
Anonymous No.713882629
>>713874635
lmao fucking idiot
Anonymous No.713882653 >>713882843
>>713882607
>schizo meltdown
Anonymous No.713882718 >>713882862 >>713882968 >>713898074
>>713865621
>being in the middle of the pack = you automatically lose
What's stopping players from just intentionally falling behind so they get a giga boost?
Anonymous No.713882843
>>713882653
>hasn't been able to put together a full sentence in three posts, let alone a full coherent thought throughout this conversation.
Keep going, I enjoy your retardation.
Anonymous No.713882862
>>713882718
nothing, but it just looks corny when everyone is just sitting around the item set trying to fish for golden mushrooms
Anonymous No.713882898
>>713864486 (OP)
i could buy the switch2 with a sale of 30$ but i will have to wait for a real game bundle and miss out, life is suffering
Anonymous No.713882968
>>713882718
Other people were already doing that so they've had time to fish for the exact items they wanted, unlike someone who spent most of the race in the middle and decides to try bagging better items in the last lap.
Anonymous No.713882998
>>713875526
People saw the option β€œintermission” in previews and hoped that was the option to turn the course to course races on or off, but what that actually is lobby free roam time between races while people decide the next course.
Still, since everyone was clinging to hopium so hard that the track to track trek was called an intermission and could be disabled, that’s the name that stuck.
Anonymous No.713883040 >>713883251
>tryharding adult is not enjoying a kids game
so, nintendo did good and made it actually fun for their intended audience? sounds like a win to me
Anonymous No.713883251 >>713883403
>>713883040
>$90 game
not a single kid should have it
Anonymous No.713883403 >>713883812
>>713883251
Parents are supposed to buy it to play with their kids
They’ll laugh and holler when they see all the family’s faces transposed onto their characters with the switch 2 camera
Anonymous No.713883504 >>713883591
>>713865897
Winning is fun retard. It's not fun getting last because you played the 'intended' way.
Anonymous No.713883534 >>713883607 >>713885074 >>713898854
>>713866182
the fact the battery is glued to oblivion is a deal breaker to me, this shit will be e-waste in 10 years
Anonymous No.713883591 >>713898597
>>713883504
But that’s what makes Mario kart so fun, it feels like anyone could win completely unrelated to their skill levels
Anonymous No.713883607
>>713883534
>this shit will be e-waste in 10 years
Don't worry, it will melt itself before then.
Anonymous No.713883661
>>713881964
Holding second place close enough to overtake first in case of blue shell is still dynamic and dangerous. First place is actively aware of what you're trying to do and will fight you on it. Holding 18 to get a golden+triple shroom is not only more boring in a vacuum but its even more boring because you're doing it and literally nothing else for 4 minutes until the last big cut.
Anonymous No.713883746
>>713882346
No, its not
Bagging has never been this ubiquitously strong in mario kart's whole history. Even MK8 which was very favorable towards bagging it was still only a few maps and you had to have actual map knowledge of bullet extensions
Anonymous No.713883789
>>713864486 (OP)
>literally who explains thing that is obvious
kill yourself lol
Anonymous No.713883812
>>713883403
>be parent
>pay 1/10 of a motorcycle for a virtual car game
no
Anonymous No.713883839 >>713883935 >>713884285 >>713884584 >>713887623 >>713889267 >>713893369 >>713898351
So is there any way to salvage intermission courses that doesn't just remove them? They have traffic, enemies, and items everywhere, is that not enough?
Anonymous No.713883895
Game is a huge success, you can screech all you want for hours lol
Anonymous No.713883935
>>713883839
infinte item to spam for everyone
Anonymous No.713884058
if shit isn't fixed when the lite version comes switch 2 is cooked fr fr
Anonymous No.713884264
>>713866182
Anonymous No.713884285 >>713884363
>>713883839
shorten the highway driving and add laps of actual tracks, preferably mixed in along the way but you can just do 3 laps at the end
completely revamp the highways to not just be highways but have walls and rails and ramps everywhere its fucking mario world why does it have to look like someone's actual morning commute but with bomb-ombs
more boost panels and 200cc exclusively for highways, at least get an actual feeling of speed if nothing else
real hazards beyond cars. shit like the dinosaurs walking around is cool as fuck and in a world of mario not every single street should feel like moonview highway, there should be lava pillars and ghosts and all sorts of shit
make them knock out elimination so you have to be competing to at least stay out of bottom 4-6 each leg
Anonymous No.713884320
>>713864486 (OP)
>(MK pro
Anonymous No.713884363
>>713884285
aaa...your abit to crazy for me bor xD
Anonymous No.713884376
can't get above 8200
Anonymous No.713884519
>>713874626
>be MK8 veteran
Anonymous No.713884584
>>713883839
Knockout tour is actually good for intermissions.
Anonymous No.713884609
What's the point of a 4 lane highway if there is no item that transforms your kart into a monty mole construction mega truck
Anonymous No.713884738
>>713866182
This really is the play my switch 1 failed as a 3ds successor. There was only 8 games I got hyped for the entire cycle and one was three houses [LOL]. I Liked awakening and conquest so that game was a huge let down.
Anonymous No.713884834
Why aren't the tryharding mixmaxxers playing a game where there is a higher skill celling instead of Mario Kart? are you aware that is supposed to be balanced for ALL THE FAMILY? and that means 5 years old too have the right to win tracks against faggots 40 years old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50MxwHITCDc
Anonymous No.713885003
Seething every fucking day
Anonymous No.713885043
kek >>713884770
Anonymous No.713885074
>>713883534
This is honestly the worst thing about modern tech in general. I remember my phone from 12 years ago had a removeable battery and it was nice. Every phone since has had permanent batteries and you can't do shit about the battery life going to shit.
Anonymous No.713885368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEMzmre8AFQ
Its wild because the tracks are actually pretty cool, interesting to play and solid to look at though maybe a touch too front runner favored
Anonymous No.713885504
>intentionally have to play bad because the game punishes you for actually playing it correctly
What excellent design
Anonymous No.713885854
Subhumans will keep playing online and Nintendo will take that as a win. I hate gamers so much it's unreal
Anonymous No.713885959
>>713864486 (OP)
Every single map is a bagging map.
Anonymous No.713885978 >>713886619
>>713872875
I never thought the day would come where Nintendo would also turn into an interactive moviegame company.
Anonymous No.713886619
>>713885978
>an interactive moviegame company.
The reason they aren't doing it is because their hardware is too weak for that stuff
Anonymous No.713887048 >>713887804
>>713865897
>literally admits to sandbagging and playing "optimally" instead of for fun
If you try to frontrun you are going to get fucked by everyone early game. No fun and bad strat
If you stay in the pack you will also get fucked in the end AND at the start. Somewhat fun but bad strat
Staying behind and then making a comeback is the best solution but it's also not fun.
Tl;dr the intermissions suck massive ass no matter what playstyle you like.
Anonymous No.713887381
>>713881651
Because he was "bagging"
If the race initially doesn't allow you to play for first place, then the next best thing is to hoard good items into higher placements in hopes of rng'ing your way to it/a solid placement. It's lame but it works because Mario Kart has an extremely forgiving comeback system in the form of items, the double item blocks probably enable this harder
3rd place is good if you're not playing against cpus
Anonymous No.713887532 >>713898459
>>713864486 (OP)
>(MK pro)
hyper advanced bait or utterly pathetic seething?
Anonymous No.713887542
>>713864486 (OP)
He's probably right but I can't take anyone serious if you call them a "Mario Kart Pro"
Anonymous No.713887614
>>713865897
There's no playing for fun when none of your racing matters when it's ultimately always decided by whoever gets a big shroom and 3 mushrooms near the finish line or cut off line.
Anonymous No.713887623
>>713883839
What makes Mario kart fun is also drifting and the ability to take shortcuts. Spending a long time driving straight just isn't a fun thing that Mario Kart usually avoided doing since the inception of the series
Anonymous No.713887804 >>713887950
>>713887048
bro the game is for children that like throwing shells at ppl
did you really go all in on a childrens game?
Anonymous No.713887950
>>713887804
I don't think children like getting a bad place for playing the game anyway.
That's why the three lap format is better, they can make a comeback just by playing normally.
Anonymous No.713888000 >>713888089 >>713888143 >>713889362 >>713889742
>>713864486 (OP)
havent boughted but ive watched many videos but no one has ever explained why intermissions are bad
they look the same as everything else to me
is this video going to finally explain it
Anonymous No.713888039
>>713882095
>his
Lmao
Anonymous No.713888089
>>713888000
Good morning sirs. Nice trips sirs.
Anonymous No.713888140
>>713865897
Winning is fun.
Anonymous No.713888143
>>713888000
It's literally just an hour of online play, most of it being the intermissions. It should give you an idea.
Anonymous No.713888463
>sir how do we follow up our best selling game on switch 1
>make it shitty
Anonymous No.713888565 >>713889324 >>713901571
I pray for the day when devs are done chasing open world game design
Anonymous No.713888607
>>713880080
well yeah the doomposters and ragebaiters are gonna jump to donkey kong next in their sharty crusade
Anonymous No.713888706 >>713889075
>>713878862
>Works on my machine
Your lobby is 75% full. Considering how Nintendo wouldn't STFU about muh 24 player races that's a massive red flag.
Anonymous No.713889075
>>713888706
This. Lobbies should be reaching 24 players easily considering its a new console and this is theonly major exclusive to play on it
Anonymous No.713889267
>>713883839
Just a more even distribution or letting you race the full course afterwards would go along way. I would not care at all if it was just a race to the track and then a race through the track. The biggest problem with intermissions right now is just that they are 90% of the game. You have a mode that is all intermission and then another mode that is 2/3 intermission. The good part of the intermission is the change of pace and the really nice visual transition between areas that make you appreciate the world and the tracks. However, without the contrast with the regular courses, that intended change of pace just becomes the pace of the game and loses its point. If they were willing to put in extra effort on checkpoint, there are also interesting areas around the courses that aren't just gently winding highways they could route you through.
Anonymous No.713889324
>>713888565
>I pray for the day when devs are done chasing open world game design
It may never happen without government regulation. The entire premises of game design have been inverted to optimize profit and appeal to the lowest common denominator. Old school arcade games were designed to give you as much gameplay in as short amount a time as possible to kick you off. Modern games are designed to have filler experience and they challenge themselves to keep you engaged for as long as possible with as little gameplay as possible.

It's possible that in 5 years with the widespread use of quantum cloud computing you could see a return to the arcade game design model. If there are in-person quantum arcade cabinets you could also see a reason for arcades to return. The games made on quantum computers will be fundamentally different and it will be the next paradigm shift in gaming.
Anonymous No.713889362
>>713888000
>double trips wasted on a tardpost
Anonymous No.713889403
Why am I always first position in KO Tour lobbies? Am I the designated host because I'm using LAN with fiber?
Anonymous No.713889673
>>713864486 (OP)
>90% of the game is boring
Oh no no no tendie2sisters we got too cocky!
Anonymous No.713889735
>>713864486 (OP)
don't care about the game but he got annoying to watch
Anonymous No.713889742 >>713890135
>>713888000
>they look the same as everything else to me
noone can help a retard with retard perception
Anonymous No.713890106 >>713890205
>>713864486 (OP)
>finished third place even with a lucky golden shroom
>the one that finished first was already ahead on the first lap
This guy proved the opposite of what he said. Great strategy to win the chocolate medal, but actually winning ask you to play the game.
Anonymous No.713890135
>>713889742
i watched the video and couldnt tell the difference between tracks and intermissions other than the lap counter
he even had fun during an intermission because instead of hiding in the back he actually played the game and got 1st
id have to play it to really understand the problem but in my professional opinion id say the game is just shit in general like most nintendo games
Anonymous No.713890205 >>713890574
>>713890106
>one race
Cool sample size, what about the rest of the video?
Anonymous No.713890528
>>713864486 (OP)
>/v/ - eceleb and online personality shilling
Anonymous No.713890557
>>713864486 (OP)
Why do pcschizo's and snoytrannies make these roleplay threads, is discord too boring?
Anonymous No.713890574
>>713890205
>j-just one more race
It's not the first time I see that and I don't wanna waste my time with e-celeb number 9629. Next time choose a better moment to cherrypick, OP.
Anonymous No.713890628
>tendie going into overdrive cope and deflection
Anonymous No.713890707
>>713874635
Kek, based retard. What's the point?
Anonymous No.713890975
I find it incredible nintendo didn't just consider creating a hub level for the player to drive around in between races. That's what they did for Splatoon 3.
Anonymous No.713891450
>>713875669
>this post
ESL or third worlder?
Anonymous No.713891490 >>713891531 >>713891785 >>713891837 >>713894493
>>713864486 (OP)
>shortcat
kys. /v/ is a Troy board
Anonymous No.713891531
>>713891490
He seems to dislike the update even more than shortcat. Truly /ourguy/
Anonymous No.713891640
>>713864486 (OP)
There's a professional for a casual party game? No wonder he's retarded.
Anonymous No.713891704
>>713874840
>cheering for the family retard to make him feel special so they don't have to clean up his lanky corpse after he kills himself
Anonymous No.713891750
>let me explain you why you are not having fun
I know shit about the game and I don't know this guy but if you watch anything like this you are a braindead retard.
I hope this youtube shit was banned on sight.
Anonymous No.713891770
>>713880674
>ah geeze dood my mental health, words on my computer screen!
god I hope these weak faggots rope already
Anonymous No.713891785
>>713891490
troy literally admitted to supporting trans rights
Anonymous No.713891837
>>713891490
>made a video claiming world was PERFECT
>six days later comes out with a video talking about how big a problem intermissions were
Still not as bad as the JPGiviner clown.
Anonymous No.713891898 >>713891994
>3lapsnoys still having a meltdown
Anonymous No.713891963 >>713892152 >>713892713
>>713864486 (OP)
I did nearly 0 research on World before buying it. I just thought buying a Mario Kart would be a no brainer. None of the levels look or feel distinct. I don’t get the transition shit. It’s all long straights in levels that all look the same. Unlocking characters is a pain in the ass, too. I really don’t get what they were going for. I beat all the cups, but I feel empty. It was so bland. I don’t get it. Help me out, bros. Why are the tracks so shitty looking and boring to play on? What am I fundamentally misunderstanding?
Anonymous No.713891974
all the mk content creators are literally out of the closet gay, shortcat, troy and jpg
is this the gayest game of all time?
Anonymous No.713891994
>>713891898
it must be Eric!
Anonymous No.713892152
>>713891963
It's that soulless washed out color art style and lack of distinct landmarks
Anonymous No.713892229 >>713892556
Got drunk last night and played about 25 races online to see what all the update rage was about.
Out of 25 races I got to play a proper 3 lap race 4 times.
Jesus fucking CHRIST this sucks my asshole. Nintendo saw that people found a way to avoid the uninspired, boring as fuck straight lines and then removed the only way to have fun in this game. What a bunch of absolute cunts.
It is completely insane that there is literally NO WAY to play regular, non-openworld races in this game.
>just join a custom lobby lol
Go fuck yourself. I just spent $500 to play the new Mario Kart and Nintendo won't let me play it. This is so fucked.
Anonymous No.713892330 >>713892434
I think most of us agree World is a flop. DK Bananza looks gay. At least we have Air Ride 2, bros.
Anonymous No.713892434
>>713892330
Keep seething. You're never getting that Switch 2 emulator lmao
Anonymous No.713892556 >>713892768
>>713892229
fortunately we have a game for you caled mario kart 8 deluxe
Anonymous No.713892713
>>713891963
>I did nearly 0 research on [product] before buying it. I just thought buying [product] would be a no brainer
well... lesson learned, i hope?
>I beat all the cups, but I feel empty. It was so bland.
normally something like this happens to me in games if im about to be burned out on the gameplay of said game or doing it out of obligation. i would try playing something outside of the racing genre for a bit
Anonymous No.713892768
>>713892556
NTA but I still don't get why that's seen as a gotcha. Yes people are going to stick 8 deluxe. They're either pissed because they paid all that money for world for nothing, or they never left 8 deluxe to begin with.
Anonymous No.713892832
It's hilarious how utterly mindbroken competitivefags have been left by Nintendo.
Anonymous No.713893114
I love this narrative that anyone who doesn't want to drive in a straight line for three "laps" and then race one lap on an actual track is some ultra competitive tryhard no-lifer only playing to make a number go up.
I don't give a fuck about "the community" and i've never joined some competitive lobby or group or anything like that. I just want to play Mario Kart, but I'm not allowed to because Nintendo will never admit that their design is bad.
Anonymous No.713893338 >>713893447
why would someone pay $80 + tip for 16 new tracks when MK8DX has 96
Anonymous No.713893369
>>713883839
Either make Lap 1 a track, then intermission, then the final track. OR make the course you race on at least 2 laps rather than 1.
Anonymous No.713893447
>>713893338
Maybe because they've played Mario Kart 8 for the last decade and want something new.
You complete fucking spastic
Anonymous No.713893593 >>713893678
Why are you retards complaining when intermissions were known about for months. If you want to play competitively then do time trials or club races
Anonymous No.713893656
>>713868368
stop noticing
Anonymous No.713893678 >>713893941
>>713893593
What does playing competitively have to do with anything?
Anonymous No.713893810 >>713893972 >>713894370
>>713864486 (OP)
I don't own a Switch 2 or this crap game. But why don't players just AFK during intermission tracks and just treat it like a loading screen?
Anonymous No.713893941 >>713894134 >>713898002
>>713893678
Most of the people complaining about the intermissions are playing competitively. It's pretty obvious Nintendo wanted to make the game more casual like they did with SSBB after SSBM gained a competitive scene. Mario Kart isn't supposed to be ultra-competitive it's a party game.
Anonymous No.713893972
>>713893810
Intermission is a misleading name since it implies it is a break between races. However, intermissions just lead to more intermissions. They made it very unlikely you will be able to play a standard course outside of making your own lobby or time trials.
Anonymous No.713894134 >>713894724
>>713893941
>Most of the people complaining about the intermissions are playing competitively.
Do you have anything to base that on or are you just making this up? Are you also actually suggesting Mario Kart was a competitive game before now? Are you not aware of how popular MK8 was?
Anonymous No.713894136 >>713894312 >>713895103 >>713895237 >>713895475 >>713897779
Good thing Takashi Iizuka said they used the Playstation beta to remove broken items so Crossworlds wouldn't fall in the same pitfall MKW is in right now so Sandbagging isn't going to be a problem.
Anonymous No.713894281
>>713864486 (OP)
>MK pro
Imagine saying that out loud to somebody
Anonymous No.713894312 >>713894406
>>713894136
>Good thing Takashi Iizuka said they used the Playstation beta to remove broken items so Crossworlds wouldn't fall in the same pitfall MKW is in right now so Sandbagging isn't going to be a problem.

Instead there's no blue shell equivalent so whoever gets into 1st place early on in Crossworlds gets to do a time trial while everyone else crab buckets.
Anonymous No.713894370
>>713893810
Stop playing the game to make it more enjoyable? That's really good design.
Anonymous No.713894406
>>713894312
Blue shell is hardly a broken item even in MKW, from what I've experienced the Golden mushroom and the Giant mushroom are far more unbalanced items, and there is a Blue shell equivalent btw they didn't remove that.
Anonymous No.713894493
>>713891490
literally who
Anonymous No.713894721
>>713874840
One of the unintentionally saddest things I've ever read on this site.
Anonymous No.713894724 >>713894860 >>713895086 >>713895141 >>713897442
>>713894134
The YouTubers who play Mario Kart competitively or semi-competitively are the most vocally against the intermissions. I'm not defending the intermissions but Nintendo obviously wanted to go in a more casual direction with intermissions + 24 players. And we knew about intermissions for MONTHS.
Anonymous No.713894736
>thanks nintendo!
Anonymous No.713894860
>>713894724
>we knew about intermissions for MONTHS
We didn't know that open-world non-tracks would be the only way to play the game. No one expected there be be literally no way to play Mario Kart in the new Mario Kart game.
Anonymous No.713894920
>>713864486 (OP)
This game is so shit lol
Anonymous No.713894991
>>713864608
Anonymous No.713894994
can I get a quick rundown on what each 1000 of rating means?
Anonymous No.713895056
>>713868651
Jesus KEK
Anonymous No.713895086 >>713895315
>>713894724
I doubt /v/ is filled with YouTubers that came here to complain about the game.

>Nintendo obviously wanted to go in a more casual direction
What makes the intermissions more casual? Just having less attention put into them doesn't make them more casual compared to the regular courses that don't present any significant technical barrier. Maybe you are watching too many YouTubers and mistakenly think lobbies are filled with people doing the world record time trial routes, but I can assure you the game is still just as casual as it has always been.
Anonymous No.713895103 >>713895263
>>713894136
>Crossworlds
>$70 game where half the cast has no voice
Anonymous No.713895141
>>713894724
>And we knew about intermissions for MONTHS.
How does knowing about something mean you aren't allowed to criticise it?
Anonymous No.713895237
>>713894136
Already preordered
Anonymous No.713895263 >>713895357
>>713895103
>Game isn't released yet
>The characters that are WIP and not releasing day 1 aren't going to be voiced because...THEY JUST AREN'T OK
Just go back to saying the game costs $90 bucko
Anonymous No.713895315 >>713895460 >>713895512
>>713895086
>and mistakenly think lobbies are filled with people doing the world record time trial routes
They are
Anonymous No.713895357
>>713895263
Ah the Sonicfags favourite period of time, the gap between announcement and release where they can delude themselves the game doesn't suck like always.
Anonymous No.713895460
>>713895315
Are you one of those retards who think that someone doing one shortcut in Mario Kart means they've spent 30 hours in time trials perfecting it?
You can try most of the shortcuts like five times and have them down. You're a complete idiot if you think taking a shortcut in a fucking kart game means you're a competitive player
Anonymous No.713895475
>>713894136
Sonic Crossworld seems fun but I'll wait a month for it to be $20 bucks before I get it.
Anonymous No.713895512
>>713895315
I guess that just proves the game is still casual enough if I can beat them using an off-meta kart despite usually being a good 10-15 seconds behind the time trial record.
Anonymous No.713895794
>>713868651
Rest in fucking piss MKW, fuck Nintendo
Anonymous No.713895837
WARNING: NINTENDO CRITICISM DETECTED - DEPLOY THE BANS
Anonymous No.713895894
>still forced to play against tryard japs
why is there no regional option like mk8?
Anonymous No.713895979
>>713864802
Nintendo isn't known for completely ruining their games with a post-launch non-optional update. The only other instance I can think of is Mario Maker 2 where Nintendo patched out a bug that actually made the game better, but it wasn't entirely ruined.
Anonymous No.713896078
>>713865621
I'm sure everyone loves the idea that,
>only the top 1%, which are born that way, should ever "win"
>unless you're always winning, you'll never win
Sounds sooooooooo enticing for the average gamurrr.
Anonymous No.713896198 >>713897801
>400 posts
>not a single argument has been made in favor of the straight lines other than "j-just deal with them ok?"
Anonymous No.713896307 >>713897194 >>713897750
>>713864486 (OP)
>you can just stay behind the pack and then use power items as soon as the real track starts
literally how every Mario Kart is
Anonymous No.713896369
>party game for toddlers and families is braindead and only fun when you don't take it that seriously and try to optimize every single input
I-it can't be
Anonymous No.713897047
>have a big map with dozens of nodes connected by different edges
>knockout has 8 set routes, rather utilizing the node edge system that could have potentially thousands of different routes
Anonymous No.713897067
8snoys got destroyed this thread
Anonymous No.713897194
>>713896307
you don't race to the "real" track in other mario karts
Anonymous No.713897221
>>713864802
because it not like nintendo isnt working on smash 6 or any other games. ur just mad the Nintendo won the console war this quickly
Anonymous No.713897254
You gotta have an IQ of 50 or lower to think the new update is in anyway good or fun.
Anonymous No.713897442
>>713894724
>And we knew about intermissions for MONTHS.
And they were called out on looking shit for MONTHS.
Anonymous No.713897503
>>713866182
Jinkies
Anonymous No.713897537 >>713897872 >>713897892 >>713898070
>>713882595
>motion glider (literal cheating)
Not a competitive guy at all but what's cheating about motion glider?
Anonymous No.713897634
A big problem with the roads is that most of them can't use the game's mechanics.

Charge jumping is slower than driving straight and there's no situation you'd charge orange or ultra.
can't use the wall riding anywhere most of the time
rails aren't overly common or are just slower than driving straight
Anonymous No.713897727
>>713875143
The intermission tracks ARE THE SWEATLORD tracks, you fucking retard.
They are the easiest tracks to bag on and only tryhards will pick it since gets them easy top placements.
Anonymous No.713897750
>>713896307
No. Bagging was greatly exaggerated as a problem with 8 Deluxe. It was only considered the most effective strategy on a minority of tracks.
Anonymous No.713897779 >>713900061
>>713894136
Iizuka has become a chad. I loved that dig he did at nintendo when they said they have cross platform play unlike a certain other kart game
Anonymous No.713897801 >>713897879
>>713896198
There is though.
It’s β€œThe game is meant for toddlers!”
Anonymous No.713897872 >>713898627
>>713897537
exploit using the gamecube controller for an extremely unfair and large advantage
Anonymous No.713897879 >>713897963 >>713897970
>>713897801
Why would anyone drop 500 dollars for a game meant for toddlers?
Anonymous No.713897892 >>713897960
>>713897537
Anything that isn’t holding A is considered cheating by discount Yawnfag
Anonymous No.713897943
the only things worth a damn in those straight lines are the R(reverse) Variant tracks. its dumb as fuck that there's no other way to race on them and it's only one lap.
Anonymous No.713897960
>>713897892
seek help nigger
Anonymous No.713897963
>>713897879
Grown adults whose only defense for a game is saying its meant for retarded children
Anonymous No.713897970
>>713897879
bored and too much money
Anonymous No.713898002 >>713898052
>>713893941
>Most of the people complaining about the intermissions are playing competitively.
I don't think so, the proof being that SO MANY people started picking random to dodge intermissions/highways, Nintendo HAD TO "fix" it by almost removing normal tracks from random select.
If it was only a small, vocal minority that were against it, then by logic most people would be picking intermissions/highways in their selects and Nintendo wouldn't have to change how random works.
Anonymous No.713898052 >>713898160
>>713898002
Why does Nintendo care how people play the game if they already got our money?
Anonymous No.713898070 >>713898627
>>713897537
It is basically exploiting a unintentional side effect of the way gliding is coded. It also gives Gamecube controller users quite a bit of an unfair advantage.

Whether that counts as cheating is semantics but it would be better if it wasn't in the game.
Anonymous No.713898074
>>713882718
Nothing. In MK8 there were people literally waiting or reversing at the start because some maps had OP shortcuts that could be taken only with power items.
Anonymous No.713898160
>>713898052
nintendo never liked people playing their games they way nintendo doesn't want them to
Anonymous No.713898250 >>713898505 >>713898897 >>713899170
Why the FUCK are they forcing open world into EVERYTHING?

>zelda is now open world
>pikmin is now open world
>Mario & Luigi is now open world
>fucking top-down zelda is now open world (again, after they already acknowledged it was shit design in the 80s)
>metroid is now open world
>fucking MARIO KART, A GAME ABOUT RACING KARTS AROUND TRACKS, is now open world (what the FUCK)

What caused this?
Anonymous No.713898335
Reddit frog retard
Anonymous No.713898351 >>713898421
>>713883839
No, it's actually entirely unsalvageable in practice. I'm not even joking. The intermissions are pure ass
Anonymous No.713898363 >>713898752
citrcuitrannies stay losing
rally chads forever winning
Anonymous No.713898421 >>713898657
>>713898351
sounds like a you problem
Anonymous No.713898459 >>713898619
>>713887532
I don't get why /v/ has such a stick up their ass when it comes to competitive play
>But it's got random elements!
Nigger people play POKER professionally. Shut the fuck up
Anonymous No.713898505
>>713898250
breath of the wild
Anonymous No.713898597
>>713883591
Sounds like you're just one mentally deranged gambling addict
Anonymous No.713898619 >>713898968
>>713898459
seek mental health care
Anonymous No.713898627 >>713898973 >>713899296
>>713897872
>>713898070
>Programmed in the game
>Nintendo had multiple chances to remove it
>Anyone can do it
So it's not cheating then?
Anonymous No.713898657 >>713898803
>>713898421
it's a most-people-who-play-the-game problem, you miserable cunt
the open world sections are just so boring it boggles the mind. no one wants to play on them, but nintendo wants everyone to play on them
Anonymous No.713898695
>>713865621
>last lap matters the most
Mario Kart has always been like this
Anonymous No.713898716
The CloudNigga needs to start wrangling people that drive the wrong way. Maybe even RED CARD them which blocks an item slot the rest of the race.
TOTAL BAGGER DEATH
Anonymous No.713898739
>>713865897
>Critically low levels of testoterone: the post
Anonymous No.713898752 >>713898859
>>713898363
What do you like about the connecting tracks?
Anonymous No.713898803
>>713898657
sounds like it’s a you problem
Anonymous No.713898854
>>713883534
it'll be e-waste in 2 after the battery degrades a bit. It already has shit battery life
Anonymous No.713898857
Omg my /v/ friends are watching my favorite youtubers :)
Anonymous No.713898859
>>713898752
Few of them have real unique gimicks to them. Its a shame its the tracks that no one chooses.
Anonymous No.713898897 >>713899351 >>713904080
>>713898250
>zelda is now open world
Zelda was open world from day 1. Turns out the open world style really works for it.
>pikmin is now open world
Pikmin 4 isn't open world
>Mario & Luigi is now open world
Brothership isn't open world, it's incredibly linear. Good, but linear.
>fucking top-down zelda is now open world (again, after they already acknowledged it was shit design in the 80s)
Nintendo never said it was bad design. There were 2 Zelda games in the 80s, one was entirely open world and the other was a quasi-open-world platformer.
>metroid is now open world
Every Metroid is open except for Fusion (the worst one Other M and Fettucine Force don't exist). You can do every boss in Super in any order you want except for having to kill Mother Brain last for obvious reasons.

Mario Kart is the only one it doesn't work for and that's only because highways are genuinely boring. Other games have tried the open world racing shit before and they all sucked too. World still had really good track designs but you never get to play them anymore.
Anonymous No.713898968 >>713899208
>>713898619
Seek a priest.
Anonymous No.713898973
>>713898627
>Whether that counts as cheating is semantics but it would be better if it wasn't in the game.
Anonymous No.713899108
>>713865494
>Tempting fate after the Wii U almost made Nintendo go third party
I won't do that myself, but you do you...
Anonymous No.713899170
>>713898250
>>Mario & Luigi is now open world
it was since superstar saga
Anonymous No.713899208 >>713899247
>>713898968
tongue my anus
Anonymous No.713899247 >>713899686
>>713899208
You REALLY need a priest.
Anonymous No.713899296
>>713898627
>Anyone can do it
Not everyone has a gamecube controller. It becomes much more awkward to make use of if you don't have one.
Anonymous No.713899351 >>713899539
>>713898897
Zelda always had an intended progression, as many dungeons required items from other dungeons. nu-Zelda just lets you run to the final boss as soon as the tutorial is over.
Anonymous No.713899364
>>713874582
Based post
Anonymous No.713899396
>>713864486 (OP)
>Dead game
>And not even two months out
Ouch....
Anonymous No.713899412
>>713882561
Nah, his son deserve to get forced into transition so xe can join the 41%
Faggy daddy should follow his son in Hell lmao
Anonymous No.713899539 >>713899719 >>713902670
>>713899351
LoZ is only a smidge bit less open than BotW/TotK. ALttP is more restrictive, but it still offers a great amount of freedom.

Linearity is always worse than openness. That's why Mega Man owns 5 of the top 10 best NES game slots. Mega Man lets you play the first 90% of the game in any order you want.
Anonymous No.713899686
>>713899247
you REALLY need to tongue my anus
Anonymous No.713899719 >>713899979
>>713899539
>LoZ is only a smidge bit less open than BotW/TotK.
Not at all, due to the dungeon items I mentioned previously. BOTW and its DLCs have 0 progression. Everything in the game only serves to make the final boss easier. They're sandboxes above anything else.
Anonymous No.713899812
Just wait, in 3-6 months Nintendo will add "Classic Tour" mode
Anonymous No.713899867
I'm trans and love watching Shortkot, thanks for spreading him around op!
Anonymous No.713899907
>>713864486 (OP)
All Mario Kart ever was, was just holding A and drifting around curves. It's not that fun.
Anonymous No.713899979 >>713900803
>>713899719
BotW and TotK force you to go through the hour long tutorial section before cutting you loose, and there are very clear elements of progression, like the dungeons, shrines, and quests. Sure, you can go for the final boss right away and beat it if you're good, but that's just good game design. You can always just not go immediately for Ganon/dorf.
Anonymous No.713900061
>>713897779
How will Nintendo recover?!?!?!?
Anonymous No.713900576 >>713901256 >>713901291 >>713902282
>>713864486 (OP)
>adults can't understand why a console made for children by a company that designs all their games for children has basic design a child could grasp along with easier courses for children to drive so that they can have fun
you pedophiles really can't wrap your head around the fact the console and company have never been for adults. kids probably hated trying to play MK8 and having to compete against 35+ year olds doing every exploit in the game on top of receiving constant messages from groomers. notice none of the actual demographic are complaining and it's literally all old men and old men who larp as women that are bitching about the game.
Anonymous No.713900803 >>713901657
>>713899979
Everything between the tutorial and final boss is "make your own fun" bullshit.
Anonymous No.713901256
>>713900576
> kids probably hated trying to play MK8 and having to compete against 35+ year olds doing every exploit in the game
...which is still going to be the case in world, the kids will just lose over and over because they don't know what bagging is.

And that's assuming the kids and the tryhards even end up in a race together. VR is a thing for a reason and most kids don't play online anyway.
Anonymous No.713901291
>>713900576
Why do you think this makes the game less competitive? The kids who somehow get misplaced by match making into the high rank rooms are still going to have the players who know how to make best use of the items zoom past them while they get demolished by items mid pack.
Anonymous No.713901571
>>713888565
Will never happen sadly. It's the new meta for maximizing playtime (and therefore value) in the eyes of cattle consumers.
Anonymous No.713901657 >>713901791 >>713901865
>>713900803
What's wrong with "make your own fun"?
Anonymous No.713901791 >>713901880
>>713901657
If I wanted to make my own fun I'd pick up a few plastic toys and build a sandbox. I want the developers to design fun challenges and levels for me.
Anonymous No.713901865
>>713901657
It's a copout for designing a game.
Anonymous No.713901880 >>713902013
>>713901791
But there are fun challenges and levels, you just have to go to them. What you want is to be guided by the hand through the playground instead of being cut loose to go have fun when and where you want.
Anonymous No.713902013 >>713903636
>>713901880
Not at all, but it's very obvious from your posts that your mission here is not to have a discussion but to defend Nintendo and make them look as good as possible, so your strawman is not unexpected.
Anonymous No.713902282 >>713904930
>>713900576
>It's for children, that's why it's shit.
Weird flex, but alright.
Anonymous No.713902623
Nintendo really fell for the Open World meme and injected this slop into all of their IP's, what a fucking retarded company
Anonymous No.713902670 >>713903276
>>713899539
>Linearity is always worse than openness
do botwcattle really believe this?
Anonymous No.713902829 >>713902908 >>713903438
Reminder that these Youtubers are making ad revenue over making rage bait videos regarding the Switch 2 and MKW and you morons keep falling for it
Anonymous No.713902908 >>713903369
>>713902829
And there are lots of /v/ threads where people are disappointed with the game. Are they getting money from this or are they actually disappointed?
Anonymous No.713902941
>intermission tracks + all 3 laps of a course
there bingtendo, I fixed your game
Anonymous No.713903172 >>713903258
>In the new Mario Kart World game, you have to drive to the next track after finishing a race
Why would I want to do that? That sounds really boring
>You can turn off intermissions in the menu
Are you sure that's what "intermission" means? Nobody in the treehouse stream ever called them that
>Okay, you can't turn off intermissions in the Grand Prix, but you'll be spending most of your playtime online, where everyone picks random to skip the intermissions
Nintendo just patched that out
>THE INTERMISSIONS ARE LE GOOD ACTUALLY YOU TRYHARD SWEATLORD!
Anonymous No.713903258 >>713903365
>>713903172
They're not called intermissions
Anonymous No.713903265
>>713864486 (OP)
I thought the road to Bower's Castle was great, the track itself was... eh...
Anonymous No.713903276 >>713903347
>>713902670
It's true thoughbeit. It takes more skill to design a good open world than a good linear world, but you can see the clear difference in quality between an open world and linear world developed by equally skilled developers.
Anonymous No.713903347 >>713903695
>>713903276
What are genuinely good open world games?
Anonymous No.713903365
>>713903258
I know
I intended to imply that knowledge in the post
If it was unclear, I apologize.
Anonymous No.713903369
>>713902908
Of course they're disappointed but they keep giving Youtube grifters who make bank on rage more ad revenue. People can't think for themselves anymore, they have to get their information from Youtubers
Anonymous No.713903438 >>713903529 >>713903637 >>713903648
>>713902829
Its not rage bait, you half wit. The game is completely ruined. I just spent a bunch of money to play the new Mario Kart and Nintendo just told me to go fuck myself.
The open world is dull and empty and they are actively stopping people from playing the good part of the game.
Anonymous No.713903529 >>713903818 >>713903894
>>713903438
It is rage bait you sucker
Anonymous No.713903636
>>713902013
It seems to me more that you're blinded by nostalgia, but you're free to have your wrong opinions.
Anonymous No.713903637 >>713903818 >>713903894 >>713905595
>>713903438
If the new patch literally ruined the game for you you never thought it was good to begin with.

And it is ragebait you imbecile, this shit gets hundreds of thousands of views capitalizing on people raging about the patch. Hack Youtubers like Yong Yea and DreamcastGuy pretty much profit on nothing nut outrage and morons keep watching them
Anonymous No.713903648 >>713903818 >>713903894
>>713903438
Why would you buy the game when all of the promotional material did nothing but shov the open world, highway tracks, and free roam in your face?
Anonymous No.713903695
>>713903347
Xenoblade Chronicles X
Subnautica
Super Metroid
Metroid Prime
Terraria
Tears of the Kingdom
Anonymous No.713903818 >>713903967
>>713903648
NTA, but it's because the game didn't force you to play the dogshit highway segments before the patch ruined the game.

>>713903529
>>713903637
It's not ragebait, retards. Some people genuinely liked the game and are pissed that it got ruined. You can't say every negative video is ragebait because you want to defend a corporation.
Anonymous No.713903894 >>713904048
>>713903648
They didn't tell me they would basically ban people from playing normal Mario Kart courses. Never in a million years could I have fathomed this.
>>713903529
>sucker
I'm not even watching the videos. You don't need to watch a video to realise that now 90% of your time playing the game is open world straight lines.
>>713903637
You're an idiot
Anonymous No.713903923 >>713904179
>>713864486 (OP)
The retard in the video contradicts himself. He clearly is having fun.
Anonymous No.713903967 >>713904060 >>713904179
>>713903818
It is ragebait because gaming Youtubers know people who are pissed are gonna watch those videos because they validate your opinion.

And defending Youtubers is just as sad as defending corporations
Anonymous No.713904003
>>>/vp/57939373
>gardechads raping us
Anonymous No.713904048 >>713904339
>>713903894
>You're an idiot
Mad? Go watch more Yong "WE'RE BREAKING THE LAAAAW" Yea ;)
Anonymous No.713904060 >>713904217
>>713903967
So if people are genuinely pissed and want to see videos about it, what's the issue? You're a fucking idiot.
Anonymous No.713904076
Tendieschizo woke up kek
Anonymous No.713904080
>>713898897
>mario boreship
>good
Anonymous No.713904127
>>713865685
MarioKart has always been nothing but single banana or green shell for me, because I win.
Anonymous No.713904179 >>713904768
>>713903923
He literally covered that in the video. He said he was having fun, but only 25% of the fun he would usually have

>>713903967
This guy tries his hardest to be positive about everything, he is legit annoyed about this change though.
Anonymous No.713904217 >>713904278
>>713904060
Because you give fucking morons like DreamcastGuy more ad revenue continue to pump out slop videos
Anonymous No.713904278 >>713904415
>>713904217
Who cares if they get ad revenue from it? Shut the fuck up, retard.
Anonymous No.713904339 >>713904450
>>713904048
Never watched Yong in my life
You don't even know what you're upset about. Because you're a dullard
Anonymous No.713904415 >>713904594
>>713904278
I care because then hyperbolic morons like you post obvious bullshit like every Switch game needing to be online to play or a voltage spike causing a Switch 2 to be bricked.
Anonymous No.713904450 >>713904531
>>713904339
He's just deflecting because he's a drone who wants to desperately defend Nintendo and he knows he can't actually attack the argument (since the opposition is objectively correct) so he's strawmanning it.
Anonymous No.713904531 >>713904676
>>713904450
>If you have an opinion you're a drone
You sound like the real moron here
Anonymous No.713904594
>>713904415
Without proper online, that make MKW worse than
>MKDS
>MKWii
>MK7
>MK8

At best it'd tie with Double Dash and at worst it's only better than SNES, 64, and Super Circuit. The only way to actually play the game, which, mind you, is $80 fucking dollars, is if you have friends who want to play locally so you can skip the intermissions.
Anonymous No.713904676 >>713904916
>>713904531
If your opinion is that something that is bad isn't bad, sure. If everyone else says something smells awful and you say it's fine, you're wrong.
Anonymous No.713904768
>>713904179
I don't give a fuck about what a sandbagging compfag thinks about "fun". If he doesn't race for first for the whole match then he can just fuck off. Of course he doesn't know the feeling of holding first place for the entire race, desperately defending yourself with items, and then winning. All he knows is hiding in last place then using his gold mushroom because he's too much of a pussy to fight for first place like a real man.
Anonymous No.713904916 >>713905079 >>713905204
>>713904676
It's literally the same situation. I think they should add the option for a regular three lap race around a track and respect that people are unhappy with the change but the amount of people screeching about how Mario Kart World is now ruined is fucking stupid. They won't even give a shit after a week or two
Anonymous No.713904930
>>713902282
>he proclaimed right before going back to play his pixelshit lego game
Anonymous No.713905079
>>713904916
I've played the game for 60 hours, most of that online. I've been playing almost every day.
I don't even want to play it any more. I will still care in a week or two. The game is fucked.
Anonymous No.713905204
>>713904916
Except the intermissions are so bad they literally ruined the game. NO ONE likes them. That's why 90%+ of players were choosing random online.

Instead of removing the intermissions like everyone wanted, Nintendo made it way, way worse.
Anonymous No.713905595
>>713903637
>If the new patch literally ruined the game for you you never thought it was good to begin with
Well yea. Intermissions suck ass and the open world was a waste of dev time. At the very least though you could skirt around these retarded decisions with random so the game can at least resemble a normal mario kart, but they got rid of that too
So yes, the game wasn’t good but at least you could get around the bad parts, but now nintendo is forcing the bad parts because it’s what they intended