After dealing with that, we are granted anything we wish for. I, of course, want to get the fuck out of here so to do that I have to battle Maid Cerina.
It's basically a Mono-Dark team using Phosmanyte (a pure dark variant/regional/convergent whatever the fuck it is of Omanyte) which has an ability that gives -1 to both Atk and Sp.Atk on entry and also has Parting Shot (oh fuck, it's a Stall mon)
Fortunately I caught a (lonely) Falinks with Defiant which pretty much cucks her team.
And with that we can finally leave this place, and also choose a new appearance thanks to totally safe magic stuff
>I know that my spell is called "Super-giga-darkdeath-evil curse but there's nothing to be afraid of, please thrust me!"
I forgot to take the pics of the avaliable trainers but it was basically
>generic male trainer
>Hop but worse
>Girl
>Dark skinned female ranger I guess
>Bishonen male (I think)
I picked the Bishonen trainer just for variety's sake