All Indian food gives you a horrifying aftertaste that lasts over 24 hours no matter how many times you brush your teeth. Even alcohol cannot cleanse your palate of this lingering Indianness. Their curries are tangy garbage that are completely eclipsed by Thai, Japanese, and western equivalents. And no wonder there's such a meme about Indians and defecation when Indian food makes your shit slimy as fuck. Even if you ate something completely dry like samosas (terrible fucking texture those fillings), you'll still end up shitting grease.

Anyone who thinks Indian food is acceptable is a fucking moron and probably a coping Indian nationalist. These fuckers don't even eat beef; they were never going to have decent cuisine.