No One Beats the Party
July 10, 2020

Sergei Furgal, a popular LDPR politician, has been arrested for committing double-murder fifteen years ago.

The saga began when Navalny, that globalist traitor, helped Sergei Furgal of the LDPR Party beat the longstanding candidate for President Putin's United Russia party in the 2018 Khabarovsk Krai gubernatorial election. Since the election, Furgal has received high acclaim and was, until his arrest, polling favorably--much better than President Putin's candidate.

Suddenly, to the shock of the community, detectives announced the double-murder charges, and Furgal was arrested. Conspiracy theorists claim that the double-murder is untrue and that this is a political attack on Furgal for besting President Putin's candidate. It makes no sense--you cannot fake a double-murder; someone was murdered, and if the police say it was Furgal, then the evidence must tie the murders to Furgal.

It is expected that a United Russia candidate will take Furgal's place in the snap elections that have been called.