anon introducing friend to homestuck here with an update
(also I meant to write "EQUIUS is homeless and struggling")
>he thought jade lived in the future from how she seems to know upcoming events
>he thinks dave is the goat. whenever we read the chatlog aloud, I ask him which character he wants to voice. he always insists on being dave
>conversely, he thinks the rapper troll (tavros) is the worst troll so far from his egregiously bad rap attempt. when I pointed out dave's raps are also kinda corny he protested that dave's are not nearly as bad and actually rhyme
>he believes dave's suspicion that the smart troll (kanaya) might have a thing for rose
>he does not trust the blind girl troll (terezi) at all. I mean she can't even draw a map and she laughs too much and also she got him killed in another timeline already
>he's finally starting to catch on that karkat is more of an angry person than a depressed person
>he thought the cape troll (eridan) was the hacker friend the trolls were talking about. judging by the way the hacker troll types he definitely has a lisp (he had the most trouble reading what the hell the text was)
>he's still not sure how the fuck dream selves work or what the fuck that intermission with the felt gang was even about
>when john created the alpha babies he thought they were the beta kids as babies until john then made the beta babies too
>rose's mom is his least favorite guardian for some reason. jade's grandpa is his favorite because he gave jade guns so he's cool