nebada

>>149399852 (OP)
>thong
Nepeta would never.

>>149399852 (OP)
Looks more like a tail buttplug than an actual tail

>>149399999
witnessed and confirmed

>>149399999
>quints 9
>nepeta thread
>nepeta is essentially a cat
I kneel.

>>149399862
From experience, girls like Nepeta are always the most lewd and weird. I don't know why, I wish I could give some faux psychological explanation here, but is just how it is.

Girls who are overly lewd and try to pretend to be adult and independent are kinda the contrary if you push them. That I know is because they like the attention but can't always deal with attention because gay female trauma.

In short, if you see a cutesy autistic girl and she does not have a BF, acting like a scumbag with her is probably the better chance you will ever get to hitting that. It works. Trust me.

>>149400069
>except that everything actually is about Homestuck so whatever

>>149399999
>Quint 9s(The sacred number).
>Nepeta Buttplug
Good fucking lord.

>>149399999
>>149400000
wtf dude

>>149399999
I believe that's the point

>>149400514
>0
>9
>Homestuck started in 2009

you guys don't actually wanna fuck the cute kitty cat cave shipper troll, do you? She's so cute that I literally can not see her in any sexual situation, scenario, or position

>nyan.

>>149400544
not really i'd rather fuck vriska or aradia

>>149400252
the more options you have, the less committed you are to your decisions. a girl who can wave her tits and get any man she wants is going to take advantage of it, and appear lewd, but will jerk around any man she lands because she knows she can find another if the dude gets fed up. until she realizes no guy wants to date a 30 year old with more exes than a moonshine cellar.

>>149400544
i don't think you understand how horny a woman has to be to get into shipping

>>149400578
this but aranea instead

Nepeta's qualifications.
>Shipper
>Autistic
>Clearly always horny
>Can get into a scrap and not cry
>Can pin down things x5 times her size.
>Green
>Cat
Clearly shes great.

This was originally 'retarded sylladex', right? This is on the oldest version of the Unofficial Homestuck Collection with the original Asset Pack. What the fuck. So there's just genuinely no way to read the original uncensored Homestuck any more?

>>149400943
Forgot pic.

>>149400943
>>149400952
Yeah, it was "retarded" sylladex.

>>149400952
Literally 1984

>>149400943
>>149400952
theres an option to enable "controversial content" i think

>>149401039
That's on in the program this screenshot is from. You literally cannot read an uncensored version of Homestuck publicly any more.

>>149400943
This is a grab from the internet archive's snapshot of the original mspaintadventures dot com address, captured April 20th 2009(5 days after this page released). Either the change from "retarded" to "stupid" was made near instantly and the UHSC didn't pick up on that, or you may be misremembering. Or, maybe the archive was also changed and this rabbit hole goes a lot deeper...

>>149401175
I'm willing to budge on that specific page, but if I read through all of acts 1 through 5 and don't see the word retarded, I'm going to know something's up.

>>149400673
What would Nepeta be like IRL?

>>149401209
quirk chungus

>>149401209
fujo scene girl

>>149401209
fat

>>149401209
Depends. Now a days? probably tiktok cosplayer who likes a lot of anime, always gets sad when someone she likes gets cancelled even in the most obvious fake ones and most likely, I talk from experience here, 1/3 chance of being groomed on discord and blackmailed with her nudes in to going live naked or something.

You know, avarage furry girl experience now a days.

>>149401454
>1/3 chance of being groomed on discord and blackmailed with her nudes in to going live naked or something
by me

>Thick nepeta cosplayer.
God, please.

>>149401567
My man. You make me proud, the entire world can be against you, I will be by your side.

Vriskers

>>149401986
>tfw she will never manipulate and isolate you
why live

>>149401986
>tfw she will never hypnotize you and put you into the deepest slumber
Why live?
Oh, wait, there's a legitimate chance that might happen. LOL!

>>149402006
just post the rest of the fuckin story already

Any Nep suggestions?

>>149402111
inflated

>>149402111
Groomed and blackmailed for lewd pics.

>>149402111
Nepeta showing off her latest crackship drawing to karkat who has an aneurism

>>149402083
I'm not the guy who met the Vriska at the GameStop.

>>149402130
>>149402138

>>149402146
I know precisely what ship.

>>149402218
I don’t.

Ya'll is this true?

>"... and his dick was THIS BIG."

>>149402281

>>149399852 (OP)
The cat

>>149402329
What happened to this artist?

>>149402329
Is there any versions of fem Dave that isn't immediately hotter than any Jade art out there?

>>149402281
Dirk could never

anon introducing friend to homestuck here with an update
(also I meant to write "EQUIUS is homeless and struggling")
>he thought jade lived in the future from how she seems to know upcoming events
>he thinks dave is the goat. whenever we read the chatlog aloud, I ask him which character he wants to voice. he always insists on being dave
>conversely, he thinks the rapper troll (tavros) is the worst troll so far from his egregiously bad rap attempt. when I pointed out dave's raps are also kinda corny he protested that dave's are not nearly as bad and actually rhyme
>he believes dave's suspicion that the smart troll (kanaya) might have a thing for rose
>he does not trust the blind girl troll (terezi) at all. I mean she can't even draw a map and she laughs too much and also she got him killed in another timeline already
>he's finally starting to catch on that karkat is more of an angry person than a depressed person
>he thought the cape troll (eridan) was the hacker friend the trolls were talking about. judging by the way the hacker troll types he definitely has a lisp (he had the most trouble reading what the hell the text was)
>he's still not sure how the fuck dream selves work or what the fuck that intermission with the felt gang was even about
>when john created the alpha babies he thought they were the beta kids as babies until john then made the beta babies too
>rose's mom is his least favorite guardian for some reason. jade's grandpa is his favorite because he gave jade guns so he's cool

>>149400943
>>149400952
>>149400980
weird because they use the word retarded in other instances

>>149401209
smol online fangirl who's surprisingly tomboyish

>>149402730
>he thought jade lived in the future
I thought this too. I was confused as fuck every time she was on screen.

>>149402730
Retconned Dave might make him homophobic

>>149402111
Human Nep as a redneck posing with a deer she's just killed. Flannel and trucker cap mandatory.

>>149402111
Nepeta trying to look for a crying Karkat in a fog of smoke in the North Tower after the first plane hit

>>149402775
based Nepeta

I'm currently watching every movie referenced in Homestuck as research for future projects. There are about 70 of them and thus far, I've watched Jumanji, Saw, The Matrix, Avatar, and the shitty director's cut version of Donnie Darko. If anyone knows where I can find the original, let me know.

>>149402281
The Dave that never showed up when Jade's life needs saving btw, really makes you think.

consider

I'll never forgive Hussie for taking this away from me.

>>149403575
why did he do it bros

>>149399852 (OP)
>>149399999
Yeah, that is indeed quite a bad fanart

Why did Vriska hypnotizing John make the fandom so, *so* fucking mad?

>>149403601
Tumblr.

>>149399852 (OP)
Human men?

>>149401986
Her: "God, he's so hot."
Him:

>>149403775

Ngl with all these HS threads in the board, I wish the jannies would give up the hate. Also I hope the update in August will be good and have a decent amount to read through.

>>149403927
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT

>>149403940
Karkat in all his Mexican glory.

I miss the days Homestuck threads were banned on sight

>>149403953
You will never be an oldfag.

>>149403953
I miss the days you weren't a faggot

>>149403927
I'm actually starting to see jannies' point. This shit deserves the Midget Horse Show treatment.

>>149404077
We already have Megidochan and it sucks donkey dick. I mean, it sucks pony dick.

>>149403940
El Hombre de Troll.

>>149403927
>>149403947
mexicat....

>>149404085
never been there and just checked it out god what a cluttered site holy. what's wrong with it though?

>>149404139
Its not a HS site, its a a clique's personal forum with a HS skin because the Admin is to much of a weeb to keep things about HS.

>>149404139
What >>149404171 said, plus the absolutely fuck-awful and extremely abusive users.

>Damn Homestuck fans, they ruined Homestuck!
>You Homestuck fans sure are a contentious people.
>You've made an enemy for life!

>>149403904
Who would've thought that Gamzee would tap that ass

>>149404077
It's one thread.

>>149401028
I want to make femquius SWEAT ALL OVER ME

>>149399999
It probably is. Not like she has an actual tail

>>149404419
I knew
That fat bitch is clowncock-coded

>>149403180
This.
Need to see her coated in that Asbestos.

>>149403846
Rude to assume that John isn’t a sexual menace.

>>149404420
Bold to assume John is smart enough to notice the red flags. He’d hit without an ounce of hesitation.

>>149403846
H3 L00K5 L1K3 H3 FUCK5 TR011 W0M3N

>>149399852 (OP)
How can she win Karkat back from Dave?

>>149404420
>stiff upper lip, John
>for dad

>>149405169
He absolutely can spot the red flags, thats why later he drops the line that all female trolls must be completely insane.

Given the follow up to that is Araneas bullshit he's also kinda on point.

>>149405241
rape him until he enjoys it

>>149405122
Well how would I know, I never got into Homestuck. I tried, years ago, but it was just so slow and not-going-anywhere that I gave up before page 10. Then I heard it was one of the longest works of written/illustrated fiction in the English language (before that Loud House fanfic anyway) and thought, "Oh, God, fuck this even harder."

>>149405385
how short must your attention span be that you give up before page fucking 10

>>149405385
>before page 10

You gave up after effectively 2 minutes of reading?

>>149405405
>>149405409
Maybe I'm misremembering, I haven't looked at it in years, but I remember getting to the main character talking about Little Monsters in a chatroom with his friend and thinking "What in the Good Lord Fuck is the point of this? When do the zodiac demons come in?"

>>149405371
>fem on male rape til he mindbreaks and loves you
caliginous or flushed in theory?

>>149405385
>before that Loud House fanfic anyway
W-WHAT?!?

>>149405450
Yeah, there's a Loud House fanfic that grew to being so absurdly long that by some metrics, it is the longest work of English literature ever written.

>>149405415
>Little Monsters
>where's the zodiac demons?

>>149405485
Did that not happen? Did I misremember that part too, since I was either a freshman or sophomore in high school when I first tried to read it?

>>149405468
Mostly because of stolen stuff from wikis and scripts so is not even creature autismo
Like one chapter is literally just characters reacting to Encanto

>>149401986
Your getting better man. I remember you first FemKarkat

>>149405505
No you just seem to be missing the obvious

>>149401986
Nice, she's always gr8

>>149405468
>>149405506
thats quite a fucking feat holy hell. I don't even know you can make a fic past 10 chapters

>>149402329
FemDave is surprisingly great

>>149405645
All the dudes make better girls than the girls we got to be honest.

>>149405183
AGREEEEEEEED! >::::::::)

sooo the threads are allowed so long as we don't have the title in op? sounds retarded

>>149405658
They would all make surprisingly good waifus, this is true

>>149405698
Also don't talk about that one thing in the comic.

>>149405371
>>149405447
There was a very short fic where she ambushes Karkat, wrestles him down to the floor and rapes him. It takes place in the asteroid after the attack by Jack Noir. It also ends with Karkat carrying Nepeta after she fell asleep following her rape of him back to her room and sharing an awkward look with Equius who was just walking down the hallway. Don't remember the title though.

>>149405727
no idea WHICH thing is the taboo in question and that's worrying

>>149405447
vacillating

>>149405711
I need Egbert on my face and English on my lap while the Striders rap about macroeconimics at my balls

>>149403953
>>149404077
Your janny applications will always be denied.
You are lower than a janny.
Dwell on that that and rethink your lives.

>>149405711
Which one is the most ok with this sudden transformation?

Which one the least?

Which one will take to being genderbent with the most grace and which will self destruct?

oh hey thread's still up. taking this opportunity to repost some of my many headcanons here too from the other site
>karkat's facial features are round and his growth somewhat stunted like his horns
>aradia is shaply and curvy like her horns
>tavros might've grown up to be very sturdy and broad like his horns (fitting as a bull themed page player) had he not been crippled in both body and potential
>sollux...well you got the idea before I did
>nepeta is short with a roundish face like her horns but an athletic body from hunting. quite cat-like
>kanaya has a tall, subtle and elegant body like her horns
>terezi is pointy and perky and of average height like her horns
>vriska is tall and lanky like her horns
>equius is robust but also full of sparring scars like his horns
>gamee is tall as fuck and gangly like his horns
>eridan would've grown up to be angular and chizzled like his horns (his dancestor has a chin dimple which supports this case)
>feferi is a swimmer who and is slightly taut and slim like her horns
>their ancestors and dancestors share similar looks to them but not necessarily exact

>>149405890
Dave would be the one to be grateful about it. Hed hate it in the begining but if there's no way out he'd just say "Fuck it, alright I guess this is my life now". Probably try to even seduce John now that he's a chick.

Dirk or Jake would be the most likely to self destruct

Though Dirk would be okay with it initially with the sudden transformation he'd rip things apart to get back.

John would be the least okay with it.

>>149405899
What physiological phenomena could such wild designs as the crescent on Vriskas' horn indicate?

>>149405899
All i read is
>like their horns
I get the idea but thats a bit to much,

>>149405770
Would've swapped English and Egbert, but good tastes either way

Also
>No Homestuck harem game/dating sim set in an Oops! All girls AU where (you) get picked up by the group and manage to survive the apocalypse, leaving you not only having to deal with all the bullshit that goes on without any powers, but also the only dick everyone has access to

>>149405890
>Which one is the most ok with this sudden transformation?
Dave would bitch, but he'd adapt the quickest, possibly alarmingly so

>Which one the least?
John, hands down

>Which one will take to being genderbent with the most grace and which will self destruct?
See above, though all of them have the potential to crash out, Dirk almost certainly would at some point

>>149405932
I'm going to be honest I could not even guess as to why her horn is like that, not even in a design philosophy sense. My only guess is that Hussie went "I'm gonna make her horn a bit weird" and that's it. The door is red cause the writer was eating an apple, Rosebud is just a name, and vriska has a Cresent cause.

>>149405930
>D "Aight bro we're doing this."
>J "What are we doing?"
>D "IT bro. Me, specifically."
>J "..."
>D "Let's lose our v-cards together bro."
>J "But you're my friend? My bro?? Isn't that like... gay???"
>D "Dude I have a vagina."
>J "YES I KNOW! You haven't stopped talking about it!"
>D "Of course not this shit is the tits. Cause now I have tits. And a motherfucking vagina."
>J "Ok but-"
>D "John you are like the best dude I have ever known and if I'm going to do this I want it to be with someone I trust."
>J "I..."
>J "Really?'
>J "I mean yes sure but..."
>Dave holds a finger to John's mouth and shushes him
>D "No homo dude."
>John smiles
>J "No homo."
>they dap
>they then have the best sex anyone's ever had
>there was fireworks and shit

>>149401986
vriskas flat you fuck

>>149406026
kill yourself

>>149406031
Vriska tits still canon

Reminder John got Pyroplapped and Terezi, not Vriska, took his V card (it only counts if it's a troll woman).

>>149406026
KEK

>>149406031
She's too fat to have no tits.

>>149406031
till the growth spurt

>>149406067
why is he bleeding

>>149406086
#trollgfthings

Ah, human men and human women.

>>149405932
I figure asymmetrical horns are normal as well such as kanaya's. and I always thought vriska's crescent horn was more akin to a scorpion pincer like her sign

>>149406086
Just got done fighting Lord English.

>>149406094
>ywn get punched mid-orgasm in hatesex with terezi
why live

>>149405468
It's mostly copy/pasted shit from other places like wikis

>>149405899
How do you reconcile that Aranea canonically has curves that doesn't follow the horn theory?

>>149406026
When a drawanon inevitably depicts this, I’d like to be in the screenshot.

>>149405932
Eh. The troll DNA shenanigans will never be understood. Trolls pail, then the drones carry the material to the mother grub or something. I mean, geez, all sorts of bonkers stuff can be going on just there. Guess early on in their species, their horns would've been simpler?

>>149406026
>Later on, they go and see Feferi, the doctor.
>Dave finds out that he's... PREGNANT!
>D "I'm too hot to be a MILF, man! I thought you wore a condom!"
>J "where am I gonna find a condom?"

>>149406174
Edge of my motha-fucking seat.

>>149406140
I reckon if vriska is a b-cup for example than aranea could be a close c-cup

thread took a turn

>>149406174
kill yourself

>>149406192
DDD cup

>>149406026
>One weeks later
>D: Okay dude we're doing this again
>J: What again?
>D: ...Me dude, you're doing Me again. Come on
>J: Oh. But I would've guess you'd not want to after last time
>D: *Flashback to her getting DESTROYED after taking Egbert strength dick*
>D: Don't worry about man. Cause I got a plan this time.
>J: What are you gonna do?
>D:More like what are-
>Time-powers activate, a time-clone of Fem-Dave appears
>D+D2: WE GOING TO DO!
>J: Are... are you sure you're okay with that?
>D: Yeah man why wouldn't I - Two agaisnt one
>J: Cause that's literally you. You're gonna have sex with yourself
>D: It's fine man. Her face is a chick and my brain still kinda registering that as someone else
>D2: Beside man how can you resist the idea of THIS!
>D2 grabs D's boobs from behind and gropes them
>D: mmmmmh
>D2: It'll be like you're fucking Twins Bro!
>D: Yeah dude. Twins! but better!
>D2 has some fun and D enjoys it
>J: Hmmmmm *John's thinking about it*
>D+D2: Come on!
>J: ....Okay
>D+D2: ALRIGHT! YOURE GONNA LOSE EGBERT
>Party [Time]
>Best Sex 2: Temporal Bugaloo
>D and D2 is now double-dicked-down
>Still gets destroyed

>>149404077
Need I remind you what /co/ looked like on this year's April fools event? Homestuck is nowhere near as bad as that and you know it.

>>149406340
kill yourself

>>149406340
>>Still gets destroyed
Can't beat the Egbert dick

>>149405684
Hi, Vriska…

>>149406174
>>149406340
>T "H3Y JOHN >:("
>J "Oh hi Terezi! How are things?"
>T "W3LL 1'M PR3TTY T1R3D BUT OTH3RW1S3 F1N3. HPW 4BOUT YOU 4ND D4V3?? 1 H34R TH1NGS 4R3 GR34T!!>:]"
>J "Oh, well-"
>T "1 M34N 1'V3 H34RD YOU. CONST4NTYLY >:("
>J "Ah.. heh."
>T "S3R1OUSLY G4G TH3 B1TCH 4LR34DY OR 1'LL M4K3 1T SO SH3 C4N'T M4K3 4 SOUND."
>J "Uhh... are you..."
>T ">:]"
>T "T4K3 1T OR L34V3 1T HOW YOU L1K3 3GB3RT."

>>149399852 (OP)
i love nepeta

>>149406174
>D along in her room
>D: I need a way to see if the kid is going to be worth it or not without creating a timeloop
>D: ...Wonder is Rose or Terezi can help me look into the future
>Red light suddenly appears
>D sees a mega-milf version of herself appear
>Milf-D: sup
>D: Bro... wtf
>Milf-D: Hey, just showing you what youre going to get babe, don't hate.
>D: All THIS from one kid
>Milf-D : Ha, No.
>D: ....oh
>Milf-D: anyways see you next week
>D: What? Dude why?
>Milf-D: oh right this is where the idea started. Yeah, we sometimes hop through out out timelines to fuck John at different ages. Honestly, seeing this point of us is probably why he put so many kids in us
>D: How many kids
>Milf-D: sorry babe can't say
>D: Time Bullshit
>Milf-D: Time bullshit.
>Milf-D: See you next week for a real MATURE threesome.

Time to fap to Vriska… -n-“

>>149406562
>... hop through out out timelines to fuck John at different ages...
>_>

>>149406827
Imagine if you will, fucking a milf version of your girlfriend
Imagine still, your girlfriend is now your wife, the same milf you fucked long ago, and now you see her with a younger version of herself in bed asking for a threesome again.

Thus is the power of Time

>>149405522
Thanks mate. I feel like I could redraw her if I had some time. Maybe doing something stupid.

As I draw this Nepeta, what vegetable would best work with a Basilisk? I'm thinking celery or a carrot.

>>149403110
>:33 < look at mah trucker hat.

>>149406896
Miku leek

>>149406892
Oh. I thought you meant Dave was fucking JOHN at his different ages.

>>149406960
I mean that's happening too when you think about it,

>>149406987
<_<

nepetaphiles rise up

>>149407054
Not until she has a human bf, like Terezi has Dave, and Vriska has John.

>>149407070
Her human bf is whoever she manages to catch first

>>149407070
Isn't he only option Jake?
Actually a genderbent Jane would work well.

>>149407153
And she only has eyes for Karkat.

>>149407164
her option*
Gosh dangit

>>149407165
Big Nep Small Kat

>>149407165
This is true

>>149407306
Correct choice

>>149405318
>>149404420
>After fucking Vriska she's laying there as if she's just had a religious experience
>John is just taking a moment to compose himself
>suddenly he notices a small card appear, as if by magic, on his bedside cabinet
>"Son, you've just done what every Earth man has dreamed of for centuries and fucked an alien."
>"I'm very proud of you."

>>149407306
>>149407310
What kind of scenario do you imagine Nepeta taking that step to get Karkat? I imagine it being ridiculously slow burn to the point that their friends would be starting betting pools about how long before they walk around holding hands.

>>149407070
>>149407153
Me.

>>149407378
>Meanwhile in the Alphaverse Jake English curses at the sky for a reason he himself isn´t sure of.
>Its because another just lived his dream of fucking a blue alien.

>>149407401
Its simple.
After she hits puberty like a freight train, she'll have Aradia send her back in time and introduce herself to a young Karkat as his future wife, planting the idea in his head that it's inevitable.

>>149406101
Based. Vriska deserves to suffer.

>>149407589
No, you do.

>>149407640
All the evil shit she does without any repentance, and she should get the boy and live happily ever after? How is that fair?

>>149407692
tits or gtfo

>>149407692
She's going to be taking Egbertian poundings for the rest of eternity and give birth to a multitude of buck-tooth dork babies. Pity the poor bastard.

>>149407692
>Evil is...LE BAD!

>>149399852 (OP)
Does she poop with that butt?

>>149406101
shut up 4-eyes john is for someone with good genetics

>>149407979
dogshit ship that was only hinted at because terezi was trying to make karkat jealous

Yandere Aradia and John...

>>149408176
john wouldn't handle it too well
sollux on the other hand

>>149408235
Sollux is the only guy I imagine is asexual. He just screams "I'm too busy gaming to fuck".

>>149405981
>Would've swapped English and Egbert, but good tastes either way
I want English to be egged on by the Striders and Egbert's moans to put some work in otherwise I feel like just eating her out is too giving. Girl needs to take her pleasure, I want her to take her pleasure. Egbert I know will ride smooth.

>>149407723
>and give birth to a multitude of buck-tooth dork babies
>Vriska being the first troll in who knows how long to learn that A) Sex (At least with Egbert) makes babies and B) trolls can actually get pregnant, no mothergrubs needed
She'd champion how special that makes her until the first bout of morning sickness

>>149408386
watching Vriska go through a human style pregnancy and it fundamentally changing her would be funny

>>149408352
English has a fatter ass though, better for sitting on your face. Fair reasoning on your part though

>>149402281
Alternate reality where Hussie went full shonen with Homestuck, instead of trollmance we get in depth powerscaling between aspects, quirky references and moments replaced with edgy battle-orientated themes from the get go, the millenial white woman demographic that makes up 99% of the fanbase is replaced with zoomer guys who worship the Striders, every flash is replaced with extremely well animated fight scenes that take up all the budget (no room for Hussie's drug addiction), a bunch of mini plot elements like the Forge is replaced with a linear storyline filled to the brim with aura farming, John and Dave take up 50% of the story's focus with most of it having them stick together, series becomes 100x more popular, Japan gives it the Scott Pilgrim treatment years later, Aradia fan service, Hussie retires richer than Toby.

>spider8reath still the best homestuck ship

>>149408418
>that take up all the budget (no room for Hussie's drug addiction

hussie has no money that is truly his own, he's a trust fund baby who has never worked a day in his comfortable life

>>149408402
I imagine motherhood would cause her to chill out a bit, but during that first pregnancy she'd go full turbo bitch from the pregnancy hormones and shock from having a kid in her
I'd also bet money that'd she'd be one hell of a MILF

>>149406340
Iconic

>>149406474
This is getting interesting…

>>149408436
Its a shame they're both trans now

>>149408436
Because it's the only ship where there's a story worth telling to be told around it.

>>149408418
Reminds me of this super detailed Dave vs Bro animation from way back. Can't find it anymore though, it was longer and more detailed than this one

>>149408418
How did this timeline just get worse.

>>149408617
>this is actually extreme child abuse by a sociopathic rapist gay man

I wonder how many times Hussie was molested in his life

>>149408645
They can only molest their own kind. Hussie and I have never been.

Anything I should throw on here? Especially in the games section.

>>149408645
That entire direction was retarded. It's like asking if Sam and Max ever get depressed (without it being a joke).

>>149408617
There should be a way better archive for really good Homestuck art over mspabooru

One of the best things about the epilogues is that they gave the green-light to fan projects that aren't just a re-creation of the MSPA format.

>>149408672
Play Dragon Quest Builders 2

>>149402730
>whenever we read the chatlog aloud,
I wish I had friends I could have done this with

>>149408672
For the PC, Dawn of War, Pathologic, and System Shock.

So, ur-Homestuck eh?

>>149408672
A Clockwork Orange has references in the Midnight Crew so give that a look for some of the ultra violence.

Describe the carapacians' role in an ur-Homestuck

>>149409325
The same? Ur-Homestuck is just "What if it was rewritten to not be such an enormous sprawling waste"

>>149409325
Probably not so different? I mean, they appear in Act 2 (if we go with the idea that it's after the first wrap up that things start going off the rails of that original plan).

>>149409899

>>149404077
so we get our own board?

Look out!
Its an Ogre's cock!

Any fic recommendations? Preferably JohnVris

>>149410404
:(

Sollux x Aradia confirmed matesprites

https://x.com/homestuck/status/1945229243363062031

>>149410733
What about Fef and Sol?

>>149410806
Sunk

>>149410824
That means Eridan has a chance

>>149410914
We both know he doesn't

>>149410947
Who can you pair Feferi then with for plush pairs? Jade? Nepeta? Tavros?

>>149410733
Davebot has been fucking her for 3 years though?

>>149410947
She will make a wonderful wife.
She just doesn't know it yet.

Hmmm... Big Fef, small Eri...
Could it work?

>>149411118
Yep, in a car

>>149406340
>Future-femdave lying to past-femdave that they're gonna fuck John into submission because she wants that threesome again so bad

>>149411222
Big in the Fat way? Cause she sure is a whale.

>>149399852 (OP)
nevada

>>149399852 (OP)
I don't give a shit about hamstonk, I just wanna plap that cat

>>149411283
So?

>>149411276
Calibornia

>>149411283
She's thirteen.

>>149411352
She's 6 actually

>>149411276
Where? somewhere, I'm sure.

>>149411276
>SOMEWHERE IN NEBADA

>>149411352
hot
>>149411359
hotter

>>149411270
Condy was big. Whose to say a Feferi two feet taller than Eridan wouldn't be hot?

>>149408645
Dave lived a true man’s life, no bullshit like comfortable settings or drama, except from some girl on an island

>>149411699
A good pair of nines has been wasted on a guy post.

>>149411739
You should be raped by your local failures

>>149411769
A nice looking sixty-nine has been wasted on another guy post.
Tragic!

>>149411791
69 style sounds good

>>149399852 (OP)
Nepeta mogs (almost) every other Homestuck girl

>>149411118
The foreshadowing

>>149399862
correct, she'd never wear under garments

>>149411940
based

>>149407979
Otp

>>149410371
Kanaya doms Karkat
https://archiveofourown.gay/works/33428038

>>149405890
Jake would probably piss his pants (with excitement) at turning into Lara Croft.
John would be the most bothered and be utterly baffled by womanhood as a concept, like, "How do you even pee?".
Dave didn't care about turning into a crowsprite so I doubt he'd be that rattled except for teasing by Rose.
Hard to say about Dirk. I think most gays would accept being genderbent as a cure so he'd might be fine with it.

>>149412391
Huh.
That makes me wonder, would Jake and Dirk be straight, technically, or would being gay be so written in their DNA that they become lesbians?

>>149412465
Jake I could see going either way, Dirk.... Dirk would probably end up whatever is the worst possible answer for the particular scenario I feel for some reason

>trying to find dirk/dave or bro/dave fics
>half of them are trans dave
what the fuck is this

>>149412841
Tumblr fangirls

To all my delta fans, you ready for the HS bombshell that toby is gonna put in the next chapter??

>>149412968
there's already been multiple homestuck references
like the organikks worshiping their dancestors

>>149412980
Yeah I know but he is straight up going to put the crab in the fucking game

>>149412996
no he won't

>>149412968
>>149412996
Pretty sure The Roaring Knight is Vriska.

>>149413023
If this faggot's shitty game has any negative impact on Vriska, I'm gonna be real mad.

>>149413040
>If this faggot's shitty game has any negative impact on Vriska, I'm gonna be real mad.

Little late on that buddy, 2016 Vriska was long been horrible

>>149413049
>was long been horrible

>>149412934
fuck this gay earth

>>149412968
Karkat… you silly goose

>>149411267
Might be wrong but I believe that can just make a clone of himself. Not a timeloop but a echo of his present self. Think that one can flash episode,

>>149410116
holy BASED

>>149412841
I hate this shit, even artists who do Stridercest exclusively end up drawing trans Dave eventually

>>149413179
I shall never draw a trans Dave.
Not unless someone pays me.

>>149410947
Who COULD he have a chance with?

>>149413179
They ain't letting go on "Bro is an abuser" shit.

>>149413179
my fucking brother from another mother. these shitters even tag it as just m/m to boot so it's unfilterable. it's hard enough to find stridecest fics/art as it is
if you ever find any art/fics you wanna show me I'm always open

>>149413194
don't sell your soul

>>149413477
I must do what I can to pay my bills.
Or buy the niche, rare things I want.

>>149413326
>Bro is an abuser
the fandom really exaggerated this. yeah bro was kind of an ass but he wasn't malicious and it was played for laughs

>>149406340
More cause i find this hot

>D: Girl's night time Motherfuckers!
>The human gals along with Terezi and Aradia stare at Dave as she's at the sleepover
>Rose: Dave, why did you insist on joining our gathering
>D: What? I'm a chick now, so I better start enjoying all the things chick's like doing - such as sleepovers
>D: It's gonna be tight; We're gonna paint nails, talk gossip, share girly secrets, all that tight jaz. It's gonna be sick yo
>Jn: that's a bit stereotypical but I won't say impossible here
>Rs: And I would say that it's a method of coping with your newfound transformation into the opposite sex
>Jd: and a bit unnecessary if you ask me
>D: aw, come on jadey, are you still upset?
>Jd: you're fucking my brother of course I'm upset!
>D: Come on girl, Janey is fine with it
>Jn: well, to be fair thats mainly because I'm not that close with either of you two
>T: And she doesn't have to hear you go at, unlike a few of us
>Jd: so yeah, I'm reasonably upset
>D: Well if it's any consolation you can fuck my sister if you want
>Jd+Rs: Dave!
>D: What?
>Jd: I don't want to fuck rose Dave
>D: Hey I'm just saying I'd be fine of you did. It's only fair
>Jd: fair my butt
>Rx: Well I think its awesome that my son-daughter is hooking up with Johnny boy. Knows how to pick em
>T: I'll say
>D: thanks Rox. At least somebody can see how much of a bro I'm being by let him hit this
>A: multiple times even. Emphasis on time
>Rx: Wah?
>A: I'm guessing she's used her time power to add another player to their romp so to say
>D: yeah. Still got my ass handed tho. In both senses
>Rs: That seems like a bit of a misuse of your godly abilities
>D: Oh come on. It's not like any of us don't do stuff like that too. I bet you use your seer powers to see all the ways you can screw kanaya
>Rs: *turns her head in a huff*
>Rx: Yeah . Gonna be honest I make a LOT of dildos with my void powers
>D: see! im not that guilty
>Rs: whatever, let's get back to your relationship with egbert

While at work I thought of something.
Single Mom Rose.

>>149413058
So true

>>149413485
depressing but understandable

/co/fags help i'M B3COM1NG T3R3Z1

>>149413722
>PAWG DNA

>>149413722
>grows a set of glasses
??

>thread ruined by trannies
maybe we deserve to stay banned

>>149413526
Cont.

>D: Our bro-dom
>Jd: Just say you two are going out
>D: woah woah woah there lady; we're not dating
>Jd: .....really
>D: Yeah babe. We're just bros being bros. Do each other favor
>T: Bros regularly sleep with each other as favors?
>D: Yeah so long as it isn't gay
>Jn: really
>D: really, thats how bros work
>A: you didn't offer the other guys to "hit"
>D: Well first off; one of thems my bro - No. And I don't know Jake that well so we aren't much bros
>Rx: what bout karkat
>D: Ehh, low bro status. John's a top tier bro, I Had to let him hit. Help eachother lose our v-cards bros do that
>Jn: So you aren't dating him?
>D: Nope
>Rs: But would you be opposed to him taking him taking you on a date?
>D: Well, I mean *fiddles with her hair, looking away* I wouldn't hate it
>All: .........
>Rs: ... amazing. I DON'T want to psychoanalyze what you just said. A miracle
>Tz: Truly
>D: whatever aren't we gonna do some other kind of girl talk or something
>Tz: Like what >:?
>Ar: how about the lewd things we god powers
>Jn: Seriously!?
>Ar: Yeah. For instance, sometimes with my time powers when I get bored I time travel and "enjoy myself" Intimately.
>D: Ah cool.... hey guys, wanna see me scissor myself
>All:.....
>Rs: You know what- sure. Why not. At least that might be interesting

>>149413760
no fun allowed retard.
>>149413759
i think it's implied the glasses are found after the changes idk.
>>149413741
atleast it didn't have THIN-SPIDER-8ITCH dna, being vriska would suck
>>149413722
hot, would love to erp this ngl

>>149413194
>I shall never draw a trans Dave.
Hold out for as long as you can, please.
>>149413440
It'd be one thing if they just kept it in their shitty corner, but if I'm looking for m/m fics, I don't want to see pussy and I don't know why that's so hard to grasp. Broconwhore and their associates do good work, but all of them have drawn the occasional trans Dave. It's fucking inescapable.

>>149413795
Holy shit, anon, that pic... -//_//-

>>149413656
Until then.
I'll draw what I like.
Maybe get some attention that way.

>>149413810
Can I draw a -genderbent- Dave, a Dove?
>This is a Dave that comes from the universe where he's a chick instead, and isn't trans.

>>149413850
>tfw turned into a fatassed back stabing tavaros raping vriska,

truly the alternian dream

>>149413876
i'll do you one better for 10 extra shekels
3D MILF dave

>>149413023
Dess being some sorta blue altgirl in anyway will prove this to be true.

>>149413917
Ugh.

>>149413876
That's fine

>>149413895
I miss this guy. He got married and abandoned Homestuck. Good for him.

>>149413917
Dess = punk Vriska
Asriel = jock John

>>149413526
>>149413787
Godpower based lewd shenanigans are tragically underrated

>>149414219
Truly.
I want to read/see Life-aspect empowered libido
Hope-splosion orgasms
Time-looping sex
So hot

>>149414045
>he got married
Don’t let your memes be dreams hussie willing she is barefoot and pregnant (and loving it) as we speak

anyone have that image of meulin's breasts pressed against a window of a totally normal building

>>149413810
>It'd be one thing if they just kept it in their shitty corner, but if I'm looking for m/m fics, I don't want to see pussy and I don't know why that's so hard to grasp
holy shit this. at least keep it in a corner kek. great pic by the way I'm adding it to my very small brodave folder
>spoiler
they've got some cool art, thanks for the recc! today I learned what a strawpage is, and that twitter also at least has a corner for wincestchads

>>149413876
of course you can. au/genderbent art for the hell of it is always a lot of fun. I love artist's take on sis, for example

>>149413795
Add me on discord, id fucking LOVE to rp this ngl
in_love_with_floor

>>149414646
>they've got some cool art, thanks for the recc!
No problem!

>>149413722
>PAWG DNA
But Terezi isn't white?

>>149414755
Terezi's fat ass on my face, Vriska's chest or mouth on my cock

>RP in the thread.
What is this, the early 2010s? Shall I fetch my Xbox and boot up Halo Reach? Watch the thread with amusement while playing with my friends, even the ones that won't be around in the near future, thinking everything will be okay? Is that what you want?

>>149415149
Yes. We should go back and try again.

>>149415196
My 360 has been dead since 2016. I keep it around for memories sake. I couldn't even play it even if it wasn't, no HDMI.

>>149415208
Gotta get back. Back to the past.

>>149415149
You strike me as someone who would actually be a pretty decent roleplayer, and I've been are-peein' for a decade.

>>149408418
Murata, get your fucking ass out of here, i know its you.

>>149415271
I've been roleplaying in some form or another since I was a boy on Gaiaonline I'm 2003. Tumblr rp? Yup. Switched to Homestuck in 2011. Friend showed me msparp. Went on it every day after school, then whenever I wasn't in college or working or playing WoW, which I also RP'd in. I remember when it had on average 20K people a day.
Don't RP much these days. I'm tired.

>>149415299
>I'm tired.
One might even say...sleepy?

>>149415305
I made you that Hypnosis Greentext a few threads back.
Don't push it.

>>149415338
As the great UK rapper Possessed once said, I push my luck over the top of a cliff.

>>149415349
Y'know, I do wish Homestuck was just a bit more popular for a bit longer.
Imagine ASMR videos where Vriska hypnotizes you to sleep. For me that would be a great sleep aid, but for someone like you, probably something more.

>>149414959
returning the favor, couple short reads you might like
>our system thinks your post is spam
cancer. ok here's a pic of the links instead

>>149415393
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
YES.

Before I pass out
Would John be into Warhammer, Dungeons and Dragons, or Battletech?

>>149415393
>Imagine ASMR videos where Vriska hypnotizes you to sleep
reminds me of that homesmut voices thing where there's different voice acting audio of different ships banging

>>149412968
>>149413917

>>149415623
Someone in that timeline has to be into Bionicle, right? It might be John.

>>149413722
>becomes blind
gay

>>149411118
>>149411962
Hussie, I kneel!

>>149406101
>human men and human women.
The best! The only!

>>149415457
Thank you! I appreciate it, I have a hard time finding fics worth anything.

>>149415529
I find it interesting that you specifically want Vriska to hypnotize you and nobody else

>>149415623
Jade would get him into D&D but I don't think he'd get Warhammer until later on in life. He'd think Battletech is cool but that it's for super nerds who do math for fun(he claims D&D isn't tho).

>>149415649
None of the kids really match it aside Dave fucking around with the Piraka rap. If Dirk wasn't in the distant future though......

>>149415986
>nobody else
That's not true at all.

>>149400943
>>149400952
Might have been thinking of this one. There's also 37 more results for "retard' when I searched in the collection. The asset pack that I have is older thoughever.

>>149416154
Really? Who else aside from Rose and Gardevoir. I only hear about Vriska

>>149416233
Ugh, ye gods, anon, are you really gonna make me bust out the fifteen-year-old hypno pony crush in front of all these nice people just to prove to you that I'm not mentally handicapped?

You know what? i don't even know what I want from homestuck anymore, I'm bitter and hate myself.

>>149416281
Me too.
I wish I had a FemKat to snuggle angrily into

>>149416247
Anon, you're a hypnofag, the mental handicaps assumed to be there by default i think.

>>149416247
No, I was just curious in an academic sense. People are like puzzles to me and I find it a personal challenge to try and create pieces

>>149416281
WHY WOULD YOU WANT ANYTHING FROM IT YOU FUCKING RETARD? WHO STILL GIVES A SHIT ABOUT HOMESTUCK IN 20FUCKING25?

>>149416327
And I'm not trying to blow that off, I just stayed up all day and night watching Saw 1-3, Ghostbusters II and Monty Python and the Holy Grail and now I'm watching the new episode of Panty And Stocking and I'm a little tired. I'm happy to answer other questions either now or when I'm a little less sleepy.

>>149416281
>i don't even know what I want from homestuck anymore
a spiritual successor

>>149416348
Fair enough. Sorry to bug you

>>149416696
No big deal. I’m happy you find me interesting. I talk about Vriska hypnotizing me a lot because she’s my ideal girl, but actually, for the most part, I prefer watching other people be hypnotized or hypnotizing them myself, so it’s a little hard to just roll out the list of girls I want to blast me.

>>149416733
Alright. Personally it’s just cause hypnosis and mind control powers are a academic obsession of mine

>>149416300
Good one, anon. You’ll get the capitalized I next time, I’m sure.

>>149415245
jack noir

>>149400252
see but shes lewd and weird in private with her parthner. not going out and showing everybody a thong. I also think she would just never wear that.

t. woman who is exactly as you describe. never would wear a thong. like even in private.

but. men who act like scumbags are a turnoff. I let men hit when they're pathetic and adorable. if you're a woman do be a scumbag though

the whole classpect system is dope af, I just wish you didn't require reading additional other material to get the full picture

>>149416299
Imagine her ranting furiously at your dick. The heat, the sensation of raging breath blasting at you trying to knock your cock down like a sexy storm of impotent rage.

>>149416327
You still talk like a robot

Take out John and Jade entirely and Homestuck would still remain as popular as it is today.

It's really weird seeing Homestuckisms in the wild. Like random people saying "we're doing this, we're making this happen" or "it keeps happening". It makes me all schitzo that everyone is actually secretly a Homestuck.

>>149415897
>humanXhuman pairing is best
>but give them nonhuman child
Huh?

>>149417855
Maybe not John but definitely Jade, her simply never existing would literally make the series more popular from the sheer fact being there being way less pages to cover, at least between Acts 3 and 5.

>>149417855
Jade should have been the first troll instead of quirkchungus with a magic dog.

>>149417886
Im not sure that second ones Homestuck, thats just frustration.

>>149417913
That's Casey you fucking casual.

>Homestuck thread
>2025
I thought Homestuck was dead, I thought the jannies killed Homestuck posting.

>>149413787
>>149413526
Absolute Cinema

>>149416619
A spiritual successor to Homestuck would have to account for the internet as it is, which means AI and bots.

>>149418276
why would it even get pruned for years on end it's on-topic to the board

>>149418564
Jannies just didn't like Homestuck, I suppose the threads did clutter the board for people who wanted to discuss traditional western comics.

>>149418593
It was the biggest thing happening in comics at the time. Of course it filled the board.

>>149413526
>>149413787
kek

who is the best girl and why is it jade harley

>>149406174
>Meanwhile with Rose and Kanaya at a Cafe
>Kan: such a lovely day isn't it
>Rose: Indeed *takes a sip of tea
>Rose: *spit takes on Rose
>Kan: Rose!
>Rose: ....Dave's pregnant
>Kan: Excuse me
>Rose: *rubbing her eyes* I just saw a vision of Dave introducing me to my new niece in 10 months - with John as the dad
>Kan: .....
>Kan: well, I guess we should go over and congratulate them
>Rose: Later, I just..... just why.

>>149419318
The silliness

>>149418593
some say a janny got cucked by a homestuck cosplayer

>>149419318
Her massive, green glowing, bitch-breaking dog cock.

>>149419318
She really was the last sacrifice, wasn't she? The happiest, most cheerful and fun girl of all 8 humans, the one destined for ultimate power, and she's damned to an endless hell of narrative torment for daring to be happy. Hussie is full of so much hate it makes me sick.

>>149419507
I'm still pissed that we got an actual example of futanarization in something, but it turned into a lame drama plot instead of being incredibly hot and fun

>>149419587
Yep, the loneliest girl in the world with no motivation other than seeing her friends in person

>>149419608
and then we never even get a scene with all 4 kids
that man's addiction to subversion does not border on the obsessive, it goes past it into genuine mental illness

>>149419630
Yeah homestuck predicted the last jedi

>>149419602
She had the whole length and breadth of the fetish catalogue open to her by that point and what does she do? Ntr, cucking, homewrecking, weight gain, wouldn't be surprised if they continued to check off the list of terrible fetishes that have come to be attached to futa and give her a smegma problem.

>>149419670
Smegma is fine. The rest of that garbage isn't. All they had to do was make her happy and fine with it, and excited about sex with women. They just had to make it positive, but they couldn't manage even that little.

>>149419684
>Smegma is fine
I'm sorry but we can not be friends

>>149419693
I understand. But at least we agree on the other points. Those other fetishes are beyond disgusting to me, and completely fail to capitalize on an incredible fetish situation. It's amazing what ruined people will do when handed the idea of happiness, and insist it must become misery.

>>149419738
>smegma is less gross than weight gain

I feel if we ever did a study on such a thing we would find that NTR is directly linked to some sort of mental illness(es).

>>149419795
Yes. A woman lovingly cleaning a dirty dick is much hotter than someone becoming an obese sack of fat shit. I don't care if you don't agree.

>>149419833
It's not mental illness so much as insane societal pressures inducing mental illness from the outside. Relations between men and women have completely broken down and it leads to insane shit like this.

>>149419851
Anon's right you know

>>149419738
Yes you are right on those other points.
It also shows an incredible lack of imagination, not just fetishes but she could be doing anything but no the authors are going to parody slashfics and tv novellas but without any sense of humanity or flair.

>>149419795
I mean
You CAN be clean while you're fat

>>149413787
One more cause I got the idea

>D: Alright bro, you ready for my latest kinky idea for us
>J: Bro, it's getting worrying how willing you are to get fucked as a chick
>D: You want to keep getting your dick wet or not
>J: ....what is it?
>D: My awesome plan that I got in my head is that I'm gonna slow down time on myself while you do whatever you want to me for the rest of the day
>D: Think of it as an all-access, free-use ass-pass, certified BY Strider, to do whatever you want, whenever you want, for as long as you want (preferably all day)
>J: I don't know man, doesn't that seem dangerous, moving you a super speed essentially.
> D: Nah bro it's fine. I got the idea off a small green-dude in a blue hat. Hell, you can see for yourself
> 5 minutes of experimenting/saftey-checking later
>D: See dude it's like moving a doll. I'm gonna be like your own personal, fleshy, sex-doll for you to use
>J: ........
>D: ...Okay, I heard that one, but its still a cool idea
>J: I guess
>D: Then let's get started

>>149419888
Cont.
>Dave relaxes and slow-downtime on herself
>First second is fine as John starts being careful in moving her
>Then it becomes wild as she start to feel an hour of sex within the span of 10 seconds, one that takes its time to properly reach her
>around 6 hours of sex is done in her perspective of a minute
>Each thrust builds-up pleasure and slowly enters into her perspective
>Dave still feels pleasure from below even as it's empty while John is fucking her throat and tits for an hour each
>She feel very sticky for a couple seconds but it's gone when John tnederly cleans her up near the end
>When it's over and she brought back to regular speed she's laying down in bed next to an asleep John, her head on his
>The pleasure that built up and hit her hasn't registered, she tetering on the edge
>Looks over at John, he turns over in his sleep and pulls in for a cuddle
>That does it. She silently has the hardest orgasm she's ever had while snuggle up to him
>She experiences a day worth of fatigue from and nearly coonks out
>Wraps her arms around John and snuggles even closer, properly going to

>>149419864
I mean, Jade is a prime example, but that's the whole of everything after the end of Homestuck. They're supposed to be gods with infinite alchemization and divine powers, why are we having this lazy serial drama? The lack of imagination is disturbing with how much they had to work with, and settled on THAT.

There's just zero joy or sexual confidence in any of it. Just an excuse for creepy, sad, ugly plots mired in real-lifism instead of the literal fucking heaven planet they made. It completely destroyed my desire to write any smut about it.

I've been trying to workshop a greentext about Dirk confronting John about plowing his sisterbro, being both overprotective and uncomfortably curious but I realized I had no idea how the two interact. Looking it up it seems they never did what the fuck. Also I just don't know how to write Dirk in general.

>>149419907
The thing.us, there is something to be said for (formerly) mortal beings unable to enjoy a heaven of their own making, but then you start getting into theology and stuff. It's even the reason that Pantheon (no I will not shut up about it) ended the way it did.

>>149419986
Neither did anyone past Unite Synchronize i think, can´t remember a thing he did beyond that aside getting decapitated to also decapitate Slick/Jack.

>>149419988
I agree, that actually would have been a much more appealing post-comic plot. Could have been short and sweet even, if unnecessary. I instead we have to have this insanely convoluted premise to justify everyone hating each other and wishing to die.

>>149417855
Nah, John’s a foundational piece. Without a, dare I say, straight man for the others to bounce off in the foundational chapters, there’s no way the autism of Dave or the trolls would’ve gotten off the ground.

>>149420085
>The guy that went blasting off on a jetpack at a suggestion is the straight man.

I don´t know what that says about John or just how unhinged everyone else is by comparision.

>>149417032
Would you let me hit? I fit all the boxes.

>>149420082
Spoiler for Pantheon:
In the end, the AI (or rather UI, uploaded intelligence) that was based on the main character decides that she can't actually be happy as a god, and that she misses ignorance, pain, longing, and all that. She re-enters a universe similar to but different from the start of the show, and wipes her memory, joining life as a mortal, and leaving the simulation without a master.

>>149409562
They're mostly the same but their hierarchy and societies are freshed out a bit.
The ruler are philopser-king that worpshp their beloweved concepts, bishops and knight are properly introduced with powers, and they have a system of magic based on either the aspects, the nature of skaia/Darkness and gnosis

>>149420095
After all that other shit that had just happened to him blasting off when given a jetpack is the most normal of things.

>>149420095
My boy John might be retarded, but he’s the most likely to be normal once everything’s said and done.

>>149412841
Oh god the reason they keep making Dave trans in those fics is probably because of The Baby is You I just realized that

I want to throttle Octopimp and make him repost all the old videos.

>>149420257
>poisons your fanfic well for all eternity with a silly song.

Nothing personal.

>>149420304
He’s such a whiny petty-vengeance-fetish-having bitch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVbPr04ugPc

Probably the best Homestuck video.

>>149420322
Will the dog ever have a Hussie Moment?

>>149420346
>Hey, Wacky Dawg, say somethin’ FUNNY!

>>149420335
I will take him to the Balkans
They will make a man out of him
Or resize his butthole
One or the other

>>149420346
Toby doesn't make the mistakes of an egotistical loser. He knows that when you self-insert, you do it as an avatar (the dog) and not literally yourself (Hussie) and you keep it FUNNY, not grandstanding masturbation of how great your works are.

Seriously, the second Hussie did his whole yellow yard thing I knew the comic was fucking over. Direct self insertion is the sign of collapse.

>>149420346
>Gets to play Smash Bros with Sakurai.
>Make music for Pokemon.
>The Japs are eating up his creations like wild.

Time will tell, but so far he seems to be holding out much better.

>>149420346
No, because Toby for all his faults is genuine, even if a bit of a tard about it. Even if he does absolutely fuck Deltarune up it wont be as bad as what Hussie did to Homestuck because he would believe he was doing the right thing.

Didn't the dog kinda fuck up with that ring thing in deltarune

>>149420406
It got a bit shitposted about rape and that was kinda it, people are way more busy finding more ways to have Asgore turn characters into roadkill than that.

>>149420406
the difference is that people were also way WAY into that kind of thing, Toby is weaving one hell-hot of a corruption plot, so it got a slide after the initial outrage.

it almost feels like a hard dick slap across Hussie's face to shame him for his lazy fucking girl-corruption plots that did nothing to satisfy

Toby will never have a Hussie Moment because his every waking moment is probably filled with fear of it.

Is Deltarune even worth it? I played Undertale and enjoyed it, but the demo was rather boring, only got within half an hour before it sat on my PC untouched forever. I don't have the patience for such things anymore.

>>149420508
Actually to be real about it, he doesn't have to worry because he has shitloads of money and industry connection. Even if he has a 'moment' it'll wash off in the giant rivers of money he's made, and makes for other people through merch and such. Toby is just too far past the point of becoming a Hussie to worry about it, and he's clearly a man who actually cares about the quality of his work; Hussie did NOT give a shit.

>>149420524
Then just watch a playthrough, nobody is going to care. It's a fun RPG that's sincere instead of hateful of itself and its audience.

>>149420529
>Hussie did NOT give a shit.
This is what it all comes down to. The fans always cared about Homestuck more than he did.
Reminds me of that interview with the HL staff when they said they didn't really mind not making Ep3 because the story was never that important to them anyway.

>>149420555
It just bewilders me, because he based it off of Earthbound. Which was NOTHING but sincerity and complete confidence in itself. And Homestuck really did start that way, it felt sincere and an exploration of childhood and internet access from 1995 to 2010. Then at some point Hussie stopped using old conversations he had with friends, he stopped listening to the reader suggestions, and the tone of the comic became inhuman and hateful of everything it professed to love.

It's the Anti-Earthbound as far as I'm concerned, which is a disgusting thing to force into existence.

>>149420590
Directly after this, we smash-cut to a 75-year-old former smoker Shigesato Itoi blaming an interviewer's phone for why no one in Japan is having any babies any more and calling it 'the adult baby rattler' because he's just so sincere and positive.

>>149420590
>it felt sincere and an exploration of childhood and internet access from 1995 to 2010
Yeah. That's what I got from the titlecard text I wont shut up about.

I still don't think there has been a piece of media that has actually properly encapsulated that feeling of being young and online in the 90s and 00s.

I remember writing an essay that went nowhere, and I never properly finished, about how the Millennial online experience leaves you with a nostalgia for something that no longer exists. All the sites, platforms, etc. are gone. A boomer can always put in his Rolling Stones records, but a millennial can't go back to a forum that no longer exists.

>>149420674
Being "sincere" doesn't mean being for everything. Phones have objectively been a shit development, and any "usefulness" they provide isn't worth the cost.

>>149420674
>Shigesato Itoi blaming an interviewer's phone for why no one in Japan is having any babies any more and calling it 'the adult baby rattler'

uh, yeah. he's right. and that's being sincere; he's speaking what he really believes and feels. do you even know what sincere means?

>>149420684
Yeah. I've wanted to write about that for a while as well. I was 10 in 95, so I got the internet and Earthbound right at the critical development point. I got to see and be in the secret world of the internet for an entire decade before it started to bleed to the real world, and then it died in fire and flood from the iphone bringing the entire planet online. It fucks you up. Like losing a homeland.

>Looks around.
What, still here?

>>149420810
Until Homestiuck^2 is dead and the franchise is forced into the grave, our ghosts will not be allowed rest.

>>149420770
The thing is, I think it'd be better done in a story. I joked about it for the Homestuck inspired story taking place, or starting on, the "6000th April 2009", where that world not only lived but sort of never allowed anything else to come about.

>FemDave enters her room
>John is sitting on the bed, naked and ready to go like she ordered
>Dave is naked but also oddly subdued
>J "So what's the special thing you wanted to do? Are these the pogo riding lessons cause like I'm flattered and all but... gonna need a real pogo stick."

>"Nah bro, I can ride any-fucking-thing already you know that. You may be a hell of a bronco but I busted you." she makes double finger guns and points at her belly but it's a litttle lack luster
>J "Uh you ok Dave?"
>D "Yeah just let me... just bear with me."
>slowly Dave climbs into Johns lap
>not on him on him, John was now snuggly squeezed between her thighs
>D "Huh."
>J "???"
>D "I think you're bigger than I was."
>D "Whoa ok yeah you are bigger than I was."
>a silent beat passes
>John hugs Dave from behind, not really sure what to do
>D "Would I still be your bro if I turned into a worm?"
>J "Can you still rap?"
>D "Never fucking stopping dawg. Snoop, Biggie, Tupac, they could all flame me, not that they would because I'm awesome, and I would spit fire till the end of time."
>J "Then you'll always be my bro, dude."
>D "Sick."
>then the fucked a lot

>>149402146

Aranea best girl.

>>149420346
He had a rape metaphor moment where he changed the rape metaphor sprite twice. Hardly a hussie moment tho

>>149416281
>i don't even know what I want from homestuck anymore, I'm bitter and hate myself.
Me neither. It's like as if the boomers had to watch The Beatles turn into Train.

>>149422250
>changing your artistic vision to avoid the anger of autistic fans
>hardly a hussie moment

The Hussie moment will be if Toby pulls a Toriel/Sans for every other character.

she

>>149421753
Sometimes the greatest pain happens behind a silent face. Maybe he just figured its not even worth being mad anymore

>>149420257
>what's anon talking about?
>a 14 minute song? what the- OH GOD
how do I go back in time to 14 minutes ago to when I still lived under a rock. I can't believe toby fox is the reason for all my fic depair if true

>>149422595
Who

>>149418593
every series has had thread spam at big moments/endings. fandom has calmed down since it's ended whats so wrong about having 1 thread like now

>>149422973
>my fic depair
huh???

>>149419670
....all this happens in the sequel?

>>149420346
define hussie moment

>>149418516
a spiritual successor doesn't have to be "modernized" to be a successor it just has to be a love letter to the original

her

>>149420810
>>149420838
I will never truly be over this fucking thing

>>149422595
it this a good read? the arts nice

>>149423030
*despair
my bad I just woke up. half of dave fanfics have him as a trans person for some reason

>>149423388
the art is the only thing VE has going for it, I don't think it has any other redeeming qualities

>>149422998
from Vast Error

>>149421851
weird way to spell worst

>>149423499
Her name? And full sprite?

Still can't stop thinking of the revelation that Gamzee sounds like Fred Durst.

>>149423744
‘Revelation’ implies it’s official. Can I get a source?

>>149423907
>people doing homestuck art in lossy image formats

>>149422595
FUCKS HER BROTHER

>>149424252
>BROTHER
trolls don't have this

>>149420322
this gif always bothered me because the eyes are uneven

>>149399852 (OP)
When I was in highschool I found a video of girl cosplaying her while belly dancing. It was hot, but in a real classy kinda way. She was clearly a talented dancer and had hips that wouldn't quit. Sadly she's taken the video down and might have trooned out. Don't quote me on that last part though.

>>149424700
why did belly dancing have to die out

>>149420346
Chapter 3 and 4 is his hussie moment unironically

>>149417032
If I had to guess you are between 25 to 30. Had your own fill of men by now and you are more looking for a stable relationship with someone you feel comfortable around. You grew very cynical towards guys over the few years because some history of abuse, so now you also look for someone you know is safer, but part of you still somewhat attracted to scumbags because they are bold, and you hate that, since you know better. The last part is a stretch so I would say there is a 60% chance of being wrong.

My suggestion works with girl freshly out 18, not younger, not much older. The idea of they being 18 gives them the sense of adulthood and experimentation with none of the experience, combined with the complete lack of defense towards true predators like me and an young girl desire to experiment and try new they become far to easy to convince in about anything.

You tell me, how many stupid shit you did and how many retarded guys you wish you never talked to you allowed to use your chubby little body when you where young and retarded? Specially when you hit a certain age were you thought you had everything figured out but turns out that was just people taking advantage of you. If not you yourself you probably can think of at least 10 girls that fit the criteria. I'm the same phenomena, two or three folds worse because I take this more like a science. I take no greater joy and understanding the most intimate and fragile aspects of a female soul, to truly understand her essence like no one would, just so I can abuse her in different fun ways.Is very fun stuff.

Damnit, I missed an ENTIRE homestuck thread??

>>149424894
Caliborn is that you????

>>149425157
Caliborn wasn’t an ESL.

>>149425174
Fuck you, I just woke up. Let me have my typos.

>>149422973
such is the power of skia

>>149425209
but how is that pwarsible???

Funny how homestuck has one of the most compelling gay writing in most fiction (at least the first half) and makes 80% of the entire cast gay and in no moment it feels that annoying, it's just part of the plot. But the moment you add trannies the shit goes down the drain.

I'm quite fond of all gay (male) relationships on homestuck but personally really don't like the tranny stuff, it feels forced and out of place, in a comic where at least 80% of the cast is bisexual. What is the main difference here? it was because the entire gay thing was there from the start and Hussie actually wanted to write about it and the trans stuff is only there for "representation" and narcissism? Is there any piece of western fiction with trannies that don't suck absolute ass? especially post 2010 or white girls truly ruined it for everybody? I guess we have the porn, but it hardly counts.

>>149425312
There aren't any trans people in the main comic, though (besides Caliborn and Calliope being like a metaphor). So what if some characters decide to switch their gender in some novel released afterwards

>>149425339
That sprite abomination.

>>149425407
Canon and meat-pilled

>>149425429
Davepeta? Davepeta isn't trans though. They're literally a fusion of a guy and a girl. The real life equivalent would probably be intersex? Not a tranny though

>>149425432
I love how they both look completely and utterly done with all the bullshit.

>>149421753
gay

>>149425463
He's dying and she is starving and aware that he's dying

>>149425456
Nah, 100% forced tranny in there for no reason. Barely any thought put in to it and rushed for a resolution of all the weird sprite conflict that went nowhere.

This thing, whatever you want to call it, barely is a character and I 100% think is there for shitty representation.

>>149425513
Nepeta is just a Mario Star to fix all of Davesprite's personal problems

>>149425513
You're being really weird about some character who appears in like 10 pages tops, man

>>149425312
the fuck are you talking, what "gay ship" in Homestuck is good?? All the good HS ships aren't gay lol JohnXRose , JohnXRoxy, JohnXVriska, JakeXAranea, KarkatXTerezi. Which "good gay ship" are you talking about? Davekat is TRASH.

>>149425576
>Good ship
>JakeXAranea
What

>>149425576
Rosemary obviously

>>149425590
Yes

>>149425549
>>149425541
Exactly because davesprite was an interesting character and had actually something going on. The fact that they threw the trannification as the fix all for all his issues is what irks me the wrong way, because I know for a fact is exactly how trannies think.

And the people who defend the character do it for the superficial label of whatever flavor of tranny this thing has. Is my main issue with modern tranny writing, my main original point. Superficial, stupid, being carried and defended by narcissistic people who only care about the stupid superficial label and compared with everything else going on the comic is just bad.

>>149425602
Aranea has no actual interest in Jake, though

>>149425605
Notice how you're the only one bringing up anything trans related to the character? I don't think anyone sees Davepeta as a tranny

>>149425597
What's supposed to be interesting about the first half of Rosemary? Kanaya is a boring ass character.

>>149425576
I don't ship. I'm male, thanks. I mean writing. as in character conflict and development. I actually quite enjoy the WRITING of how characters are gay on homestuck because it feels natural and their relationships and romance can be compelling. if they are male, I don't really like the female gay stuff for some reason.

I don't care with each character they end towards the end if is actually well written. I have my preferences but I prefer to see where the story goes. Shippingwars are completely retarded and they run onlinediscussion because it makes religious fanaticism look normal.

>>149425626
It's a guy dressed as a female. I don't know how you call it. it probably also has a animal penis. Probably.

>>149425655
>I don't ship. I'm male
GAAAYYYY

Let me put it in incel gay language so you understand what I was trying to say: The writing of not a single gay relationship leads to anything interesting in the story or contributes anything to the characters. The most decent thing in that sense is Vriska breaking Kanaya's heart.

>>149425665
Davepeta is LITERALLY a girl fused with a boy. Nepeta is a GIRL. Are you actually retarded or just pretending to be?

>>149425684
Seriously, the guy you're talking to thinks Davepeta is trans? LOL Literally NO character in all of Homestuck (the original comic, not the fanfics) is trans. Cuz Hussie was normie as fuck.

>>149425707
There is some trans subtext with Caliborn and Calliope (as in their relation to each other, not the actual characters) but yeah pretty much. Though I do like the idea of Roxy and Mom being trans women

>>149425684
>>149425707
There is at least two boys in there if we count Jaspers. and we don't know anything about the bird, so I'm assuming is a female because it had a nest. but the bird mass is much smaller. so I'm going to say Davepeta is at least 2/3 male. Hence if that thing dresses as a female, it is a tranny.

I'm sorry, this is irrefutable science. there is no argument. There is math and numbers and everything.

>>149425750
Jaspers isn't in Davesprite though. And Jasprose says that animals don't really have any thoughts about gender so the bird wouldn't change anything about Davesprite (which is why he's still a guy)

>>149425728
There isn't subtext. They literally belong to an alien species where your being is divided into two halves, one male and one female. This even validates the idea that there are only two genders. The closest thing to what they represent in the Retard Alphabet Community is the Two Spirits bullshit.

>>149425776
Still a tranny. they/them is just another type of tranny.

>>149425780
Again I'm not saying that Calliope and Caliborn are trans. I'm saying that their relationship has trans subtext, that being that Calliope represents a sort of transgender version of Caliborn. Caliborn/LE being a representation of toxic masculinity hates a female version of himself (while still seeing a subconscious appeal in her which he hates) while Callie (the hypothetical trans Caliborn) hates being associated with Caliborn because she doesn't pass (her looking like him, them literally being skull monsters (y'know, the whole bone structure argument) and quite literally being penises (snakes))

>>149425796
Masterfull bait, sir

>>149425750
A fusion of two characters of opposite genders is not the same as Trans. It doesn't make sense to say "Dave transitioned to a woman, and Nepeta to a man". The more appropriate term for these characters would be hermaphrodite.

>>149425819
Actually it's intersex/hemraphrodite
That is something I definitively know because I remember seeing a book that the main character be named calliope but later gets name changed to caliborn because she/he found out about his intersex thing. The gender thing was the plot twist of the book I think as the family kept it a secret and raised him as a girl.

We're dying. Aw.

>>149426166
I mean, we hit the bump limit. And you can always hang out on the other website and the /aco/ thread

Speaking of, heres what I got.
>Country Music Star(the PC term) Nepeta posing with deer she just got, complete with flannel and trucker hat.
>Equius at the gym, covered in scars.
>Fem-Kankri being milked and hating every second.
>Carrot Basilisk.
Feel like I'm missing something. Maybe I'll do a Skateboarding Dave.

Anyone here still in the thread who doesn't know what the other website is? Isn't megido.

Bump

>>149426312
Are you retarded??

>>149426244
Its 8 chan dot moe.

*wwalks into thread*

>>149426726
Eridan, you're invisible?

*wwalks out of thread*