>"Um hello why yes I am a hooman woman I do not like running and I do not like grass"
Are you a human male between the ages of 3 to 95?
You are at risk of being catfished by an Uma pretending to be human!
Childhood friend who's been by your side all this time that you thought was a guy? Uma. You will find out the hard way once she enters puberty. Why do you think she is always wearing that cap?
A classmate who is overly friendly with you and active all the time? Uma. How else are you able to explain her always winning against you during play fighting?
Your silent coworker who's always eyeing you like a hungry predator? Uma. Why do you think she is wearing that funny hat? Whatever you do, do NOT accept her invitation to go out drinking with just the two of you.
The dangers of being tricked and spilling your seed inside the succuhorses are increasing day by day you must be careful or you will find yourself hopeless anamored by a uma, caught in her soft and tender flesh and becoming a trainer!

Reporter: So Trainer-san do you think your own horse girl is too assertive and dominant?
Trainer(you): W-
Uma: He doesn't.
Reporter:...
Trainer:...
Uma:... What?