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7/18/2025, 1:23:31 AM
>Cranky Kong was the original DK
>Lady was the original Lady
>DK is the current DK and Cranky's grandson
>Pauline is the current Pauline and the original Lady's granddaughter
>Mario is both the original Mario and Jumpman, he's just an ageless immortal being who abuses 1-Up Mushrooms and is also maybe a pedophile
Prove this theory wrong. You can't.
>Lady was the original Lady
>DK is the current DK and Cranky's grandson
>Pauline is the current Pauline and the original Lady's granddaughter
>Mario is both the original Mario and Jumpman, he's just an ageless immortal being who abuses 1-Up Mushrooms and is also maybe a pedophile
Prove this theory wrong. You can't.
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