I'm going to register on Reddit, YouTube, Xitter, and a million different websites. I'm going to tripfag all over image boards. I'm going to link all of my abysmally embarrassing old accounts dating back to when I was in the single digits. This is it. I'm becoming a lolcow. I'm becoming an internet sensation

>>212631652
>come into random thread
>get mad about some topic you've never thought about before once in your entire life
ok

>>212566145
>>212566142
You're using the wrong scale...

>>212486766
imagine if he was big black virile immigrant from the congo

>>211796505
do you wanna borrow mine