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7/20/2025, 10:42:22 PM
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>You look at Cozy Glow
>She looks at you, barely holding back laughter
>You can barely believe what you just heard
>You look back at the Mane 6 (& Spike), hoping against hope that that they're all just playing a prank at you, and you're actually in a world full of retards
>...
>They are completely serious
>Oh God
>They don't know
>They don't fucking know
>These dumb horses actually thought that the most logical explanation for you and Cozy Glow's bond was that you were related
>Even though she doesn't even remotely resemble you
>Even though they can't even pinpoint a mother
>Even though you can't get ponies pregnant
>Even though she's literally older than the time you've been in Equestria
>But all that matters is that They. Don't. Know.
>You might actually be able to get away with it and not land your ass in Tartarus or at the tail-end of a rainbow laser
>So long as that pink onahole can contain herself
>You look back at Cozy Glow, who's began trembling and letting out near-audible snickers
>...
>You don't like your chances
>You look at Cozy Glow
>She looks at you, barely holding back laughter
>You can barely believe what you just heard
>You look back at the Mane 6 (& Spike), hoping against hope that that they're all just playing a prank at you, and you're actually in a world full of retards
>...
>They are completely serious
>Oh God
>They don't know
>They don't fucking know
>These dumb horses actually thought that the most logical explanation for you and Cozy Glow's bond was that you were related
>Even though she doesn't even remotely resemble you
>Even though they can't even pinpoint a mother
>Even though you can't get ponies pregnant
>Even though she's literally older than the time you've been in Equestria
>But all that matters is that They. Don't. Know.
>You might actually be able to get away with it and not land your ass in Tartarus or at the tail-end of a rainbow laser
>So long as that pink onahole can contain herself
>You look back at Cozy Glow, who's began trembling and letting out near-audible snickers
>...
>You don't like your chances
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