Oh exceptions. Why is it
Feet instead of foots
Men instead of Mans
Women instead of Womans
Tooth Teeth
Mouse Mice oh but Mouses when we talk about computer ones
Sheep Sheep
Deer Deer
Child Children
Brother Brethren
And don't get me started on pronunciation
In one Houston and in another it's Ho(A)uston street.
I can keep going but Jesus fucking Christ.