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I'll come back later tonight, but I'll say this for now, I hope like hell it's not too edgy. Sorry if it is.
>666 News is "visited" by a demon from Helltaker Hell
>Nobody knows her name, but she's referred to as "Smoke" because she always has a cigarette lazily hanging out of her mouth
>During broadcasts, she keeps a rifle aimed at Katie Killjoy, right behind where the cameras can see
>Good thing she wears sweat-proof makeup!
>Smoke often sings, more like screams, after the cameras shut off.
>"ARE YOU AN ACTIVE MEMBER, THE KIND THAT WOULD BE MISSED?! OR ARE YOU JUST CONTENT THAT YOUR NAME IS ON THE LIST?! "DO YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH, AND MINGLE WITH THE FLOCK?! OR DO YOU STAY AT HOME, AND CRITICIZE AND MOCK?!...THIS APPLIES FROM DAY TO DAY, DON'T YOU EVER COWER! WITH ALL HANDS RAISED IN THE AIR, LET ME HEAR **INFERNAL POWER!!!**"
>When she grins, she shows off a chipped fang
>That's usually when she's putting cigarette ashes into their coffee mugs
>Tom Trench, after being threatened by Katie, snuck over to see what Smoke has on her belt
>He came back shaking like a scared puppy
>"What the fuck are you scared of?! She's just some goddamn white-haired bi—"
>"Turner Diaries."
>"...Say that again, I didn't quite hear you?"
>"F-fucking shit, she's reading the fucking TURNER DIARIES!"
>Katie, for once, has no insults
>"...Two things. One, what the fuck is that, two, how the fuck do you know what that is? Didn't you die in like, 1918?"
>"I've k-kept up to date, okay?! It's bad shit, that's all I know about it."
>Smoke looks right at them and smiles her chipped smile
>"And that's all you SHOULD know, newsboy. We all got roles. Me? I make sure that you two keep your mouths where they belong."
>Katie's pissed now
>"And that is?"
>"Praising Lûzikhûn, my khazâd, the Mârzûl. You understand?"
>"Did you just choke on some words there?"
>"That's my language, you idiot! Don't insult the queen or I'll blow your smarmy head off, understand that?!"
>"U-understood..."