I guess you're right, /jp/hus... I am just a /v/hu. And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, it's that you are who you are, And no amount of magic... or managerial promotion... or some other third thing... can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A /v/hu.

But that's okay!

Because I did what everyone said a /v/hu COULDN'T do! I made it to 1k posts, and I beat the mods, and I played the games, and I brought Yatsutraitor BACK!

So, yeah, I'm a /v/hu! And I'm also a Marissisy! And a namefag! And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

But most of all, I'm... I'm... I'M...