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>In front of a pack of desperate execs and a modeling crew, Nellie sat steadfast across from them, upturning her chin from them, pouting.
>Vince stood across from her, sweating bullets in a leopard-print blazer.
>Vince:N...Nel..lie baby-
>Nellie: No
>Vince: Nellie this is a Multi-million-dollar campaign, magazine covers, your own line of barn-chic perfume?!
Nellie now putting her barefoot on the olde wooden table, leaning back in her old ricket chair in her comfy rundown shack of a home
>Nellie: I’m mighty thankful y’all think I’m special. But I’m gonna go back to my farm, my pigs, and my freedom to fall in a mud hole if I dang well please.”
>The crew begin to leave
>Pa throws himself onto the table dramatically
>Holding the crumbled contract in one hand, and grabbing nellie's overall buckle with the other.
>The man's eyes welling up with tears
>Pa:PLEASE NELLIE. THINK OF THE TRACTORS. I ALREADY GOT US MATCHIN’ VELVET JUMPSUITS. DON’T MAKE ME SELL MY HOG-CHAIN!
>Ma pushes Pa aside leaving the man in the fetal position kissing his soon to be repo'd possessions
>Ma: Nellie I think what Pa meant to say is we're jus' so darn' proud of you.
>Nellie and her Ma hugged
>Nellie: So Pa is gonna be ok with this?
>Ma looked over to her side
>Pa was outside holding onto the back of Vince's coat, in tears
>Pa: Pleeeeeeeease I...' wear the darn dress


Ok done officially did the concept honest, mostly got inspired by that one hey arnold ep which is a fave of mine. But I split stinky personality into Nellie and pa mostly cause I didn't want it to be longer than about 4 post. But had fun, love how cringe I made the dad idk just like idea of a well meaning southern pa who just also loves money and things because he probably never had it. Meant to add a bit more heart to him and nellie interaction but was too lazy. Hope enjoyed now gonna do a suggestive/lewd concept next.