Saying Mario and Peach isn't a thing is like saying Mickey and Minnie aren't an item. Like, come the fuck on, who are you trying to kid? Is this the only way to be safe children's content these days? To be utterly unaware of the opposite sex? Is that how they protect themselves from accusations that a damsel in distress is sexist maybe? "It's OK because they don't fuck?" Corpos are weird.