Thread 716462829

Mario bros...

Nintendo are evil

>>716462829 (OP)
>PeachXBowser now has more of a chance than PeachXMario
WTF, Nintendo?

>>716462829 (OP)
> even nintendies fantasies get cucked by browser oblong tortoise Cock

My fucking dick is so hard at the thought of Peach getting fucked by Bowser every time she is "kidnapped"

>>716462829 (OP)
Did a higher up from Nintendo of Japan say that or some random gaijin?

then what was the ending of odyssey all about

>>716462829 (OP)
>Mario bros...
and plumbing's our game

Can't believe my Hero was confirmed a cuck
I will become a SonicCHAD now

Luigi still has a chance bros!

>>716462829 (OP)
Mario is made for interspecies.

>>716462829 (OP)
Was this a recent discovery? Why so many threads?

Based

BOWSERESD

>>716463524
Jellyfish sisters have a shot at that plumber cock.

Haven’t we know this since Super Mario Land at least? If he was committed to Peach he wouldn’t be getting kisses from Daisy.

Love to see this little woplet in pain

>>716463543
It's not new information, but it was posted in the Nintendo Today! app the other day, on July 23rd.

>>716462829 (OP)
They help each other? Aside from the movie where has Peach ever helped Mario? I guess that one Peach game for the DS?

>>716463397
we're not like the others

The fans fixed their mistakes, as usual.

>>716463642
She probably buys him stuff with her princess money, like how in Sunshine she took him on vacation

>>716462829 (OP)
They said the same for Link and Zelda.

today's generation of depopularizing the world and nintendo is jumping ship to pander to the woke.

Oh boy another cutesy wootsy children's game thread on /v/ where we all wallow in nostalgia and irony and mull over the intricacies of children's game content.
Maybe we'll even attempt to impose adult level themes onto the children's game. Like fantasy worldbuilding, relationshipbuilding, trying to make sense of the timeline, or adding in difficulty to the easy children's game with a speedrun.

>>716463434
>Can't believe my Hero was confirmed a cuck
>I will become a SonicCHAD now
Sonic was also confirmed such a cuck that his dedicated love interest gave up on him (Amy) in games. Sonic's also a cuck in the comics.

>>716465325
sonic the gay hedgehog will end up alone

>>716463573
>tranny erp agp art

>Bowser cucks thinks he has a chance with Peach
He doesn't even receive the constant kisses Mario does from her.

>>716462829 (OP)
Friends still fuck sometimes
I feel like Peach wouldn't go bestiality and is far enough from the human world that if not Mario then its Luigi, Wario, or Waluigi
Even if she doesn't want Mario like that she would likely relent as she ages and wants a suitor and not being married but having a kid looks bad on a princess so after marrying Mario and becoming Queen, she will likely secretly break it off and keep it up for appearances until the heir can take the throne

>>716464561
why did Mario do this?

>>716462829 (OP)
>Localization slop
Mario and Peach's relationship is ambiguous in japanese and also confirmed to heavily rely on each other.

>>716466484
If you are over the age of 10 years old, you are outside the target demographic for this content.

>>716466595
Projection.

>>716466702
Ok bro, but you are playing games with bright, colorful, nonverbal characters intended for 8 year old children. Just saying.

>>716466770
NTA but E for everyone. This game also eclipses your movie games in success, snoy.

>>716466484
based japan

>>716466835
Yeah, Nintendo's whole strategy is to market their cute, colorful children's characters to "all ages". That's why this shit isn't in the kid's isle where it belongs, next to Dragon Tales and Transformers.

>>716466484
>Mario and Peach's relationship is ambiguous
Lame. Goku and ChiChi's relationship isn't ambiguous. There's no need to make them ambiguous for no good reason when it's all but confirmed.

>>716462829 (OP)
I don't approve of stamping a flame out, but desu with 64 I felt Peach was more sweet on Mario from how much he's helped more than he was that smitten with her. He seemed to just go along with it to be nice.

Prince consort Mario just seems a little lofty for his ways.

>>716467014
NTA but I ship Luffy and Nami and Mario and Peach's relationship is more like that officially in the ambiguous sense, with Nami even crying for Luffy at multiple points in the story, blushing too. They're most likely endgame couple.

>>716466484
>>716467985

>Japanese character
>now confirmed to be canonically a cuck
I knew NTR was profitable but god damn.

>>716468270
And what's worse is that his brother is more romantically successful with less time and effort

>>716468454
heights matters chud

>>716468270
>Japanese
Romance between them is way more confirmed in japanese.

>>716468613
>heights matters
Good morning, saars

>>716468639
I might be brown but I am no saar
Just don't try to redeem princess peaches bob-ombs or vagine she is for me

I've not checked /smbg/ but I'm guessing this must be something like 9/11 for a lot of them

>>716468454
>daisy was first was Mario's girlfriend
What a history. They also easily could call this a friendship in localization too, especially with how little there is of luigi and daisy's relationship, he better not get too close to her these days or they'll fire off friend shit to him too

>>716462829 (OP)
Did he really leave Pauline for that blonde slut who loves someone else's castles and big green cocks?

>>716462829 (OP)
>Nintendo says that Mario and Peach are not a couple. They're good friend and help each other out whenever they can.

Is that on Peach's OnlyFans profile page?

>>716468903
How long until she starts to fuck only Koopa cock?

>>716468851
Odyssey confirmed this years ago and it should be noted that it’s a good thing. Mario should be with Pauline because Peach turned his despite the “implication”. Mario had her ass on the moon and she still said no. Failing that hard after years and years of saving her, even from the center of the universe and surrounding by native Hawaiians, means she’s just one thing: a bitch. Pauline used to be sorta a whore in Mario vs. Donkey Kong, but she’s become an honest woman ever since Odyssey. She works a stable job, helps society move, has actual talents and hobbies. Same eye and hair color as Mario too. Peach deserves nothing.

>>716462829 (OP)
Peach’s black boyfriend is so lucky

>>716469115
*turned his proposal

>>716469126
There are no black people in the Mushroom Kingdom, Ranjeet

>>716468903
Peach tells her simps that so they keep buying her onlyroyals videos
Its 100% of the kingdoms economy that isn't mario and luigi buying items so I don't blame her

>>716468851
/smbg/ already had infights ending with these quotes confirmed to be just localization long ago
Nintendo just updated their today site with that same localization this week which got more eyes on it but not the JP accuracy. /smbg/ is more in the know with Mario's NA/JP alterations.

>>716469178
There are black coded characters like Booster thoughever

>>716469847
>coded
This has always been a twitter cope

>>716469847
booster is wario-coded

>>716467985
>proud femcel shipfagging
of course it had to be summerfags
TITS or GTFO newfag femcel

>>716466770
If you think the video games you consume define your maturity, you're a child.

I do agree that caring about shit like mario lore and stuff is retarded do.

>>716466197
Bowserbros…

>>716466595
Shut up and go away if you’re not the target demographic then

>>716463642
hay bb come over 2 my kastle i bakked u a kak3 ;)))

>>716466197
is that one of the mario tennis games?

>>716462829 (OP)
it's just an excuse for that pink-dressed blondie retard to suck dicks on the side
they'll be a confirmed couple when she gets old and fat and nobody wants her anymore

>>716471316
they're japs so they won't make her lesbian, and might be smart enough to know introducing another male for peach would outrage their mascots fans, wonder what they're thinking for real

>>716462829 (OP)
At least Luigi is not a canon simp (yet)

>>716471442
mamma mia...

Saying Mario and Peach isn't a thing is like saying Mickey and Minnie aren't an item. Like, come the fuck on, who are you trying to kid? Is this the only way to be safe children's content these days? To be utterly unaware of the opposite sex? Is that how they protect themselves from accusations that a damsel in distress is sexist maybe? "It's OK because they don't fuck?" Corpos are weird.

>>716471413
>and might be smart enough to know introducing another male for peach
They already did

>>716470973
Oh sorry, I'll try not to trip on the 50 Nintendo threads clogging the catalog with cutesy wootsy children's characters. For some reason being posted next to actual mature games that fit the target audience.

>>716471603
Peach is with Bowser. Cope.

>>716472256
Peach rejected Bowser.

>>716472029
sorry for killing your gachaslop thread

>>716471623
haru has been dead for over 30 years

>>716472319
You don't have to be married to fuck. She is bouncing on Big Koopa Cock every night while Mario is risking his life to save her.

>>716472363
>You don't have to be married to fuck. She is bouncing on Big Koopa Cock every night while Mario is risking his life to save her.
Friends can fuck too and Peach has shown way more disgust canonically to Bowser.

>>716472328
Hmm let's see what the catalog has for me today
>dark horror retro shooting game >>716453951
>hack and slash with tits >>716461136
>RPG space adventure with mature themes >>716381750
>post apocalyptic RPG with philosophical dilemmas >>716445125

And interspersed between those threads we have
>cutesy colorful nintendo characters >>716465864
>cutesy colorful nintendo characters >>716467484
>cutesy colorful nintendo characters >>716457148

Why is this cutesy children's game shit being pushed all over /v/?
These threads have you eternally wallowing in nostalgia, bringing up ancient games and ancient consoles,: >>716465735
Revisiting your childhood over and over.
It's all Nintendo. Sonic fans can do similar shit, but the major culprit BY FAR is Nintendo.

The manchildren in gaming epidemic is largely the responsibility of Nintendo. They are marketing this cutesy children's game stuff to a "mass audience", it's causing 30 year old men to obsess with these children's games way too long. This stuff belongs in the kid's aisle next to Dragon Tales and Transformers.

>>716462829 (OP)
that was gayest thing Ive ever seen. until now when I saw this post

>>716462829 (OP)
mario got friendzoned this hard... he's literally me

>>716472363
Please don't use threads as a prop for your masturbation. Or if you must, post fan art instead of fanfiction.

>>716471603
Some overpaid dykes with dyed hair pushed “corporate sensitivity” on them, and told them Mario and Peach can’t be an item because it’s a transactional relationship or some other nonsense. 100%

When has Peach ever helped Mario

>>716472903
Because they are games for kids in the 6-12 agerange. So everything is just friends.

>>716472961
Anon, even a child understands concepts like "boyfriend and girlfriend." Like, those are words they tease their classmates with for god's sake.

>>716472950
SMB2. And shut your goddamn mouth about doki doki panics. I don't want to hear it. If shyguys are canon, subcon is.

>>716463294
peach rejected both mario and bowser, what's your point?

>>716473215
Ok bro, you're here discussing children's games

>>716473554
video games are all childrens games?

>>716473554
Did you not read my post or something? I just finished explaining to you why a child doesn't struggle to understand the concept of a "couple." They see it every day.

>>716463762
Tranny propaganda

>>716473586
Nope. Look at the catalog.
>hack and slash games
>RPG games
>boobs games
>shooter games
>fighting games
>kino artistic games

Then there's the Nintendo threads
>cutesy smiling children's character
>cutesy smiling children's character
>cutesy smiling children's character
....etc.

Nintendo IS the culprit for manchildren in gaming. Their entire marketing strategy revolves around selling these children's games to "all ages". They do so by selling nostalgia, so these people are endlessly wallowing in their childhoods.

Just look at how out of place the cutesy nintendo threads are with the rest of the catalog. It's like night and day

>>716462829 (OP)
Peach has kissed Mario several times in the past. Also Mario likes it with hearts. They are trying to rewrite past

NTR has always been coded in Mario since its inception. You can't stop it.

>>716472501
>Hmm let's see what the catalog has for me today
>immersion sim from the 90s
>soulsslop #644343446
>decade old RPG /v/ has discussed to death already
>same as above
But yeah, Nintendofags are the ones shitting up the catalog by wallowing in nostalgia.
BTW, the target audience for the games you mentioned are teenagers, not mature gamers such as yourself.

Reddit thread

>>716473259
>it was all a dream
anon...

>>716473805
kissing a guy in older times used to be a womans way a really saying thank you.
it went out of popularity because of the implications involved when many young women including little girls would kiss men who helped them or gave them gifts
It could be considered the same as a hug today
That being said I do believe that Mario and Peach had an affair going on that was kept secret because he was not royalty but over time it fell apart when she realized nothing could come from it.
No kids because that mean she got pregnant by a commoner,
No marrying commoners either even if they save her all the time.

>>716469115
>Peach turned his despite the “implication”. Mario had her ass on the moon and she still said no.
Mario fucked it up by turning it into a competition with Bowser. What a retard.

>>716473884
This non canon moment happened around 8 years after inception though and Haru has been long forgotten in the Mario sphere.

>>716463286
It's just standard plausible deniability corpo-speak for "We can't outright admit they fuck (or even kiss) without pissing off some pearl clutching soccer mom somewhere so we're just going not engage with it". That's it. That's all there is to it.

>>716462829 (OP)
Of course theyre just good friends, Peach is BUILT for koopa cock

People tend to forget Peach's first ever game is all about saving Mario above all else and beating up Bowser especially. She has more connection with Mario than any other character.

>>716477418
bowser sisters...

>>716462829 (OP)
Lol unless shes sliding mario some pussy how is peach really helping him out

>>716477418
luigi bros...

>>716477418
toadette niggas...

>>716462829 (OP)
White bois cant catch a break

>>716477718
you will never be a woman

>>716477718
Mario is not white, he's Italian.

>>716472961
mean while this is suitable for all ages?

>>716478004
He has blue eyes and brown hair. He is north Italian, likely a descendant of the lombard invaders. He is a white boi.

>>716474847
>women used to do nice thing for men
>but we stopped doing that because it made men too happy

White boy here, I have a question for other whites:

Why we are so weak and pathetic that we can't interest our own women to want to be with us?

>Peach now CANONICALLY Bowser-only
>Pauline is for Donkey Kock

mario bros, wtf

>>716470973
Not a logical fallacy.

I didn't play banaza why is Pauline a kid

>>716478572
>>Peach now CANONICALLY Bowser-only
peach rejects bowser canonically
>Pauline is for Donkey Kock mario bros, wtf
pedo delusions

>>716478208
NOOOOOO THEY CAN ONLY BE FRIENDS!! A CHILD CANNOT PROCESS THIS!!

>>716478658
Apparently, she is meant to be Pauline and Mario's daughter

>>716478778
There's no way that's true. If Mario can't even have a girlfriend, there's no way he can have a kid.

>>716462829 (OP)
helping as in...

does peach give mario a hand when he has an erection?

>>716462829 (OP)
>he's not good friends with his wife
ngmi

>>716473475
but it showed mario has romantic feelings for peach.

Nintendo may as well just turn Mario into a cardboard box, covered in bubble wrap. They took his personality, agency, girlfriend or anything cool or interesting about his world away. How can NintoddIers accept this?

>>716480026
Mindlessly consooming bingshit is the "lifestyle" of modern 'tendo fans

>>716480026
>They took his personality, agency, girlfriend or anything cool or interesting about his world
He never had any of those things to begin with

>>716480348
Play more Mario games. Even bananza alone proves the interesting factor of the Mario world.

>>716480026
>>716480272
>Snoys
Shouldn't you be busy packing your bags in preparation of being third party only losers to Nintendo?

HOW DOES PEACH HELP MARIO? HOW?

>>716462829 (OP)
Yoshibros won

>>716462829 (OP)
Oh we're playing this game again.

>>716470535
kys normalfag

>>716471623
might as well just pushing this shit, just to fuck over fanbase at this point

>>716473884
Stop forcing your gross fetish on Haru

Having Peach end up with Mario in the anime universe would mean Mario is a pedophile homewrecker, he was fantasizing over a 16yo who already has a fiance just because they once made eye-contact.

>>716466484
yes, as a friend

Fucking Mickey have more personality than fucking Mario at this point
FUCKING MICKEY MOUSE

>>716481753
At this point, Mickey have more action and spine than Mario
I blame Nintendo want to turn into Disney, without half as talent as golden age Disney (not nuDisney)

>>716462829 (OP)
>Plumbers, never lucky...

>>716474627
You forgot these threads as well.
>generic waifu threads
>ai general
>/pol/ threads
>consolewar threads
>gacha threads
Such a great board!

super interesting
>>>/vp/

>>716462829 (OP)
Nips are so obsessed with NTR that they put it in a children's game.

>>716477718
at least mario can still jump tho

>>716481434
what? ryuichi is canonically gay.

>>716477418
People get their ideas of Mario characters from fanart

>>716462829 (OP)
A couple of besties haha

It's because he's dating this absolute goddess. They LITERALLY spelled it out for you in interviews. No shit Mario and Peach are not dating.

>>716463642
SMB2
SM3D World

>>716462829 (OP)
No one cares what the cucks at Nutendo say.

>Nintendo invalidates all the cuck porn in one fell swoop
Guess I don't have to feel bad about fucking her in Koikatsu, or letting her get fucked by everything in Peach's Untold Tale

She's saving it.

>>716484000
nah

>>716482475
Barely. Dude's jump feel got nerfed harder than Luigi’s pride in Galaxy. You press A and it’s like he’s carrying emotional baggage mid-air.

>>716462829 (OP)
Huge day for ntrchads

>>716486253
brown cuckold here. the fact that she's single now makes it worse

>>716486350
Aw dang. Sorry bro.

>>716465325
Thank you, Archie Comics, very cool.

>>716466197
>literal onahole

>>716472950
She makes wishes on Twink and he becomes strong enough to aid the Stars against Bowser's star rod in Paper Mario.

>>716465325
Sonic never liked Amy. Lmao. Fuckin retard

>>716471603
It's virtue signaling through and through. Funny how when a children's movie has a gay couple, they go out of their way to get news articles to pick it up beforehand and pat themselves on the backs. But a traditionally heterosexual same race couple enjoying a consensual relationship? What is this, 1945?

>>716462829 (OP)
mario if he 40 year old virgin simp cuck

>>716462829 (OP)
Nintendo should just embrace netorare. This is the #1 porn fetish for male Japanese men anyway

>>716486995
do you weird discord porn addicts never get tired of this

>>716478208
The 90s were a different time. Heterosexuality was still okay to be shown.

>>716486865
>Sonic never liked Amy.
Secondary detected. He's been on multiple dates with her in the games.

>>716466197
Imagine the succ tho...

>>716478004
Mario isn't short and fat, he's Italian.

>nintendo's face is a simp manlet
The absolute state.

>>716472950
In Super Mario Bros 3 she mails you items after each kingdom you save

>>716487461
Up through Generations, Sonic was shoving Amy out of his way without a care. What games are you citing here? The Bioware RPG? The April Fools VN? Some dubiously canon line Ian Flinn threw into the english script of Frontiers?

>>716482139
Actually the most retarded post in this thread and that is saying something.

>>716489179
Nope, you should at least know 1 of the games they did. Sonic Shuffle, Sonic Unleashed, Sonic and the Black Knight, Rings, etc. are games sonic goes on dates with Amy.

>Peach "Helps" Mario
Friends with benefits (sex) confirmed