It’s not just wrong to poop on company time, it’s also theft. More and more people are spending almost half their 8 hour shift on the shitter. Mainly due to the high fat content in most American diets. The more time that is lost due to employees pooping during work hours, the more likely your boss will file criminal charges against you. And yes, theft of the workplace, including time clock fraud, is federally illegal. Don’t do it.