>plays exclusively with fully painted, parade ready minis
>hand sculpts his own unique bases
>brings case of seltzer to the store to share with randos
>hot af gf in yoga pants stops by midgame to grab the Lexus keys and his credit card

"It's okay bud, we can just say you did that trigger you forgot, you were going to use it anyways"

"Did you need a lift home?"

"Thanks for letting us play in the store, can I buy a few kits before I head out?"