>rolls up to LGS for a game with this fit

"Yeah, I would have won, but my dice rolls were so bad"

"are you sure it wasn't the faction abilty you forgot to use?"

"nah, I still would have rolled ones and twos for it anyways. I always lose because of dice."

"gotta go, my uber is here"

>sweeps minis into anime waifu statue box
>rips ass and leaves

Like poetry. Anyone else have experiences with "muh dice rolls" dudes? How do they not get it?

>>95927143 (OP)
>"Yeah, I would have won, but my dice rolls were so bad"
you wouldn't have had good rolls against me anyway
also skill issue
and if you have shit luck in general just play something deterministic or with ways to mitigate randomness

>>95927143 (OP)
>"gotta go, my uber is here"
>>sweeps minis into anime waifu statue box
>>rips ass and leaves
Based

>plays exclusively with fully painted, parade ready minis
>hand sculpts his own unique bases
>brings case of seltzer to the store to share with randos
>hot af gf in yoga pants stops by midgame to grab the Lexus keys and his credit card

"It's okay bud, we can just say you did that trigger you forgot, you were going to use it anyways"

"Did you need a lift home?"

"Thanks for letting us play in the store, can I buy a few kits before I head out?"

>>95927143 (OP)
I've talked to a lot of 40k players who sincerely believe the game is entirely decided by dice rolls. I don't play 40k, but I believe this is very unlikely to be the case given the faction differences and objectives I do know of, and the fact certain people seem to consistently win 40k tournaments. But my question is really, if you believe the game is totally and completely random, why the fuck would you spend thousands of dollars on it?

>>95927143 (OP)
>>95927310
Why did you make the chad the lame one and the croc wearing guy the cool and right one.
It's a dice game, you win if the dice are big numbers. There's no strategy in any of the games people around here play, you just roll high.

>>95927310
I do have this fantasy where Inhave two wives, one that is like my normal wife and one who is my my wife and I get off sharing her with my ear gaming buddies as she sucks them off as a consolation for lossing. Also she is into the hobby and paints minis, because fuck it it’s my fantasy.

>>95928580

>>95928580

Just get gamescience dice my jigga