I want a 118%, 120%, 130%, whatever you want to call it keyboard that isn't an outdated piece of shit in a new shell.

But as it is right now, it is unsurprising why some would instead choose to simply extensively refurbish and modify something like the K95 with new soldered switches, new pbt keycaps, new lights, foam, and the least one can do to keep it going. The logic board somehow failing is the only thing that will be your main concern, that and the software compatibility for the programmable keys.