>>22975429
Where the FUCK did you get this picture of me?

My wife is currently out of town on holiday 'with a friend'. She wouldn't tell me the hotel. She tells me she's on her period without asking. Tells me she's sleeping on the sofa bed, again, without me asking.

I did some digging and found out where she is staying, but it's too far for me to get there.

I know she is lying to me, but I'm trying to figure out a way to call her bluff. Say something that provokes a reaction.

How do I approach this? Suggestions welcome. Gut instinct is going off the charts.