Why is Christianity so backward?

Maria, who was ten years old and was married to an 80-year-old pedophile from Nazareth, was brutally raped by a 62-year-old Roman pedophile named Panther. Panther, unwilling to take responsibility for impregnating her, convinced Maria that Jesus was the son of God. The stupid little whore raised little Jesus from childhood, instilling in him the belief in his divinity, which is why this illegitimate bastard killed a little boy and tried to rape another boy in the garden. Why were all of Jesus' apostles young men? Why did the apostle John look like a femboy? Is it true that Jesus had a romantic relationship with the apostle John?

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Buddy, I could drink and gargle my black boyfriend’s liquid diarrhoea with a straw and it still wouldn’t be as gay as worshipping some schizophrenic Jewish attention whore who got himself nailed to stick 2000 years ago