Zoomers don't have to go to gay ass grabasstic frat parties full of homoerotic rituals to have fun. Easier to hang out with a closer tight-knit group of friends and just smoke weed/get drunk without worrying about some drunk retard smashing furniture and puking all over the place.
>B-but pussyyyyyyy. I go to frat parties to get PUSSYYYYYYY
There's a million other ways to get laid and house parties are the worst ones. I swear the only people who are nostalgic about frat parties only saw them through late 90s early 2000s teen sex comedies. The girls there are either explicitly openly cheating on their boyfriend and are hoping to get a train run on them, or they're retarded drunk and covered in vomit so unless you're a skeezy rapist no dice.