>rawr! asriel i am le vampire! *growl*
haha oh noe, whatever you do chara do not bite my neck, i have so much blood there, haha that would be sooo unfortunate for me.
>*kiss* lick* chara opens mouth gently and reveals teeth
haha, oh nooo, dont take my valuable blood, (arent i made of monsterdust?)
>chara bites gently while making gremlin noises
nooo~~ not my blood! chara you are stealing my soul and my heart!

and then asriel and chara both exploded and died *gmod explosion sound effect*

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