>>60586528
When I was a kid I frequently used to go 4, sometimes 5 or even 6 days without pooping. I just really hated going to the toilet for some unexplainable reason. Mum hated it because I’d frequently block the toilet with a monster turd after holding it in for nearly a week, and she would have to fish it out with her hands.

In retrospect, feels kinda bad man. Sorry Mum.