I posted this before but no one responded so I guess no one cares? But at my last job I bicycled past a horse stable. One day I saw a stallion pissing. It genuinely mesmerized me. The stream did not look like water. It was like a solid yellow tube. For like 5 seconds glancing to the right while bicycling, I didn't really understand what I was looking at. Did the horse have some kind of medical tube attached to its penis? But no, they just piss really fucking hard.