>>2821613
Last week I had my first instance of sleep paralysis at my mountaintop fire and rescue station. I dreamed my pager went off on a UTV rollover and I couldn't move for what felt like 30 minutes. The whole time I'm wondering why my coworker isn't busting down my door to wake me up, so then I start thinking we both got poisoned with nerve gas and we were both gonna die.
Woke up the next morning for shift change and went home. It was a pretty gay event.