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7/23/2025, 2:31:30 PM
>>105995871
>japanese beer trends towards "alternative lifestye" consumers
>japanese beer moguls get massive foreign export gains
>said japanese moguls get chief piggu analysts to do research in maximizing capital gains from the foreign market
>"the western piggus rove kemono an homo, great Masutā"
>"Subarashī, we shall design rew bottle fer western piggus!"
>japanese designers are commisioned by their daimyos to reshape the beer bottle to better suit these customers
>in their arrogance, they design beer buttplugs
>"Oh I LOVE this new japanese bottle design UwU"
>"I wonder what happens if I-ACK"
>Untold millions of anal rectal injuries overwhelm the european and american health care systen
>class action lawsuits bombard japanese beer companies to the point of noticeble market capital gains drop
>100s of middle aged japanese executive officers throw themselves off of their office buildings in despair
>Asahi disembowels himself on live TV due to the great dishonor
>The great zainichi rub their hands connivingly and take over the asian beer export industry
>immediate pan pacific and chinese ocean wars ensue