Thread 105995871

What's the point if it can't even stand on a table?

>bottle that you can stick into the sand
Can't you do that with any bottle?

>>105995871 (OP)
>into the sand
yeah... sand...

isn't this how the yugoslav wars started?

I don't think I've ever seen a beach where drinking alcohol was allowed.

>>105995871 (OP)
Not technology

>>105995901
>allowed
Shiggy. If you bring enough alcoholic friends, they can't stop you.

>>105995878
No, that's not part of the EULA of a normal bottle. You need to buy a bottle with a license that authorises sticking into sand.

>bottle, JAPAN
:O

here's what I don't understand about Japs. I've met them, worked with them, been to their country. The are incels, asexual prudish robot-people. They don't fuck, they don't seem to want to fuck and they certainly don't fuck one another.

And yet. They do absolutely perverted degenerate shit like this. So which is it? Are they asexual robots like they seem irl, or sex crazed degenerate weirdos like they seem online?

>>105995955
"Japanese" is an adjective, not a collective noun.

>>105995871 (OP)
To stick it in the sand, can't you fucking read?

>>105995955
>They don't fuck, they don't seem to want to fuck and they certainly don't fuck one another.
And so there's just millions of them magically? Do you think they reproduce asexually? Are you so autistic and degenerate you don't get people don't want to just talk about sex casually with a stranger like whatever degenerate shithole you come from? Fucking retard.

>>105996055
>To stick it in the sand
I can do that with a normal bottle though. Are Japanese too weak to be able to?

>>105995955
>man why don't these people I'm with in a professional setting want to talk about SEX SEX SEX I NEED SEX PLEASE FUCK ME
>wtf you fucking prudes
kys

>>105996064
This probably allows you to just shove it in there with ease unlike a normal bottle where you gotta dig it in and shape the sand around it. It's obviously a very niche usecase.

>>105996087
>It's obviously a very niche usecase
Yeah, I agree. But it's not what it's advertised as.

>>105995901
Weird. I have never seen a beach where drinking alcohol was not allowed.

VGH....
retvrn to tradition...
the amphoras of roma must flow...

>>105995955
It's all a facade for the pedo thing they got going on.

>>105995871 (OP)
>Dream Blindness
>Loser beer
What did they mean by this?

>>105995955
>They don't fuck, they don't seem to want to fuck and they certainly don't fuck one another.
Love hotel business seems to be doing fine over here. I think they just don't want to fuck you.

>>105996289
Uhm...it's Ocean Blindness.

>>105996254
>VGH
VGQ

>>105996289
>>Loser beer
That's Lager beer, you idiot.

>>105996055
>And so there's just millions of them magically?
There population is collapsing numb nuts they certainly did fuck at some point by they aren't anymore

>>105996303
>There population is collapsing numb nuts
The reproduction rate is below replacement, but it's not zero and not all sex is for reproduction.

>>105996067
You're making a lot of assumptions about that guy anon. Why does talking about sex make you so angry?

>>105996303
Hard to care or even find time to fuck when Japanese corporations put American corporations to shame.

>>105996311
>The reproduction rate is below replacement
Yes that's why we need to replace them with brown skins!

>>105995901
You should stop going to shitty beaches

>>105996358
Its illegal in most of the US, and the places that do allow it generally ban glass containers.

>>105996384
You should stop going to shitty beaches

>>105996384
Land of the free

>>105995955
The average jap is not as candid about sex as the average westerner.

>>105996394
beaches where you are legally allowed to drink are the shitty beaches

>>105996195
>>105995901
I think you two should make sweet love and then see what kind of beach your child goes to.

>>105996459
>Sitting on the beach on a hot summers day watching the waves tumble over the sand while you sip and ice cold beer is le bad actually

I fucking hate soberfags so much bros

>>105996495
I'd prefer a fanta.

>>105996384
nice country

>>105996459
Countries that contain beaches you are not legally allowed to drink at are shitty countries.

>>105996495
>>105996539
i like to drink at the beach, just not at the legally allowed beaches, because they are shit

beaches are fucking shit. i hate sand and the sea is a sewer

>>105996520
Ok Chris Chan

>>105996631
Your moms pussy is a sewer

>>105995871 (OP)
a beach is where people with friends go, anon. you wouldn't understand the scenario...

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

>>105996638
found the drug addicted man loving surfer

>>105996459
those laws are only enforced if you're absolutely cunted and causing a scene
no one gives a shit if you're just quietly drinking beers

>>105995871 (OP)
>Japanese design firm spends $10 million to design a butt plug-dildo combination that shreds your anus if you put it in too far

>>105995913
>>105995901
>mfw "allowed?" was my instant reaction to this post

>>105996293
>the kind of person wbo is fucking randoms in hotels instead of a partner in a house
>booming business
that sounds healthy

>>105996750
It is actually fairly common for couples to fuck in a love hotel rather than at home. Thin walls and all that.

>>105995901
>drinking not allowed
>land of the free!
Your "freedums" are fake.

>>105996633
I said fanta not Barbara.

>>105995955
Are you implying that the designer of this bottle never intended for it to be buried in the sand, but rather had some unspoken hidden purpose for it—that it be used in some untoward manner, such as burying it in one’s own b-hole for sexual gratification!?

>>105996775
you thought there were no laws in america? retarded, perhaps?

when you're in a sheltered kid competition and your opponent is >>105995901

>>105996775
I'm Australian, and they were never real to begin with.

>>105996789
>you thought there were no laws in america?
>there's a law prohibiting you from imbibing a liquid if and only if it contains ethanol and you're located in some specific area
Why is there a law that prohibits you from doing whatever, if it doesn't even impose on anyone else or take away from their freedoms?

Prohibit littering and DUI or whatever (which probably is prohibited), that's a much more meaningful, as both are "freedoms" that reduce somebody else's freedom. Skip stupid laws. Let stupid people do stupid things, and let them win the stupid prizes.

>>105996779
>he doesnt know

>>105996881
don't mind me just casually drinking 3 litres of grape juice on the beach in one sitting

>>105996898
This boy is downright peculiar.

>>105996875
to limit societal harm that inevitably results from it. same as every other illegal drug

>>105995871 (OP)
>sticking beer in hot sand
Why would I do that?

>>105995901
I miss the 80s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzbga7uGKek

>>105995871 (OP)
That is going up someone's ass

>>105997053
>pic
Balkans being insane is common knowledge, but holy fuck.

>>105997053
>it's real

>>105996303
Thats south korea youre thinking about. Other asian countries are below the replacement line but not in danger of collapsing any soon.

>>105997168
>Other asian countries are below the replacement line but not in danger
china and japan are at like 1.2

>>105995871 (OP)
It's for people that have foid slave maids always waiting in mating position at various points in the mansion so while you recover from the last creampie, you might want a beer and they can put it in their cunts/assholes so you can grab it at any time. The downside is you can't really cool it off, so it's gonna be warm.

>>105995871 (OP)
Why have none of you picked up that this design is pointless because nobody stands an ice cold beer on hot beach sand?

>>105996675
you're in no position to judge, sewer spawn

this is a product for goatse enjoyers. just like that hair brushes with huge dildo shaped handles.

>>105997220
You're late, retard >>105996936

>>105995955
your autism level is really showing

>>105996631
anikin is that you?

>>105995871 (OP)
its actually a japanese trap.
they know that people will everything else that the design illicits, and in the process, probably break.

they know the damage that will come from this, yet they designed it, knowing full well.

they are trying to make it easier to weaponize beer bottles easier, from moltovs to mortars, they know what they're doing, but pretending otherwise.

never trust a jap.
they are the children of the devil.

It's just a modern "torpedo bottle". The idea was that you'd drink more if you couldn't put the bottle down. You can see one in the top of the photo.

>>105995871 (OP)
yea let me put my cool beer into the baking hot sand that sounds good

>>105997423
obviously, you piss in the sand first, to get that ammonia in there, and start the refrigiration process.
then you shove that buttplug shaped bottle into the sand.

>>105996303
>there
good morning saar

>>105997053
Cursed lore.

>>105995871 (OP)
I'm saving this for slav police brutality memes.

>>105997220
Retarded ESL.

>>105997321
>thanks Japan

>>105995871 (OP)
oh you can make it stand somewhere else just fine

>>105995871 (OP)
ERs hate this little fella.

>>105997220
>medical schizobabble
Poor little glavset hooker.

>>105995871 (OP)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chindōgu

add it to the pile

>>105997202
Spain and Italy are lower

>>105995871 (OP)
>japanese beer trends towards "alternative lifestye" consumers
>japanese beer moguls get massive foreign export gains
>said japanese moguls get chief piggu analysts to do research in maximizing capital gains from the foreign market
>"the western piggus rove kemono an homo, great Masutā"
>"Subarashī, we shall design rew bottle fer western piggus!"
>japanese designers are commisioned by their daimyos to reshape the beer bottle to better suit these customers
>in their arrogance, they design beer buttplugs
>"Oh I LOVE this new japanese bottle design UwU"
>"I wonder what happens if I-ACK"
>Untold millions of anal rectal injuries overwhelm the european and american health care systen
>class action lawsuits bombard japanese beer companies to the point of noticeble market capital gains drop
>100s of middle aged japanese executive officers throw themselves off of their office buildings in despair
>Asahi disembowels himself on live TV due to the great dishonor
>The great zainichi rub their hands connivingly and take over the asian beer export industry
>immediate pan pacific and chinese ocean wars ensue

>>105995955
how can one be an incel and asexual at the same time?
are you retarded?

>>105998397
some people use or think that "incel" means someone who doesn't get sex, regardless of reason

>>105997053
>its real
THE FUCK is wrong with serbniggers?

>>105995901
>"allowed"
Using that word past age 10 is something only fucking NPC drones do
you do realize you don't need to ask anyones permission to live your life, right?

>>105998647
>>105997163
>>105997125
Croat here,
serbs are jews of the balkans
they have inferiority/superiority complex and it's heavily noticable with Jovanka Jolić, a serb "historian" conspiracy theorist" that proclaims serbs created the pyramids of Egypt, that Jesus Christ was serb, that Elon Musk has serb heritage, that Donald Trump has serb heritage, that serbs are genetically engineered annunaki and nephilim first humans Adam and Eve.....

Just go to youtube and search up any serbian late night show and you will see that mentality, the crowd jumps in and directly communicates over the hosts and has squabbles....

>>105995871 (OP)
I believe there's someone of the, ahem, talmudic persuasion involved in the design of this bottle. Someone who means to get rich selling aftermarket stands for it.

>>105998735
You're telling me Tupac Shakur is NOT alive and well in Serbia????

>>105996297
same thing

>>105998735
Romanians have similar beliefs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CaCQo12OQ4

>>105998027
so?

>>105995871 (OP)
well if that doesn't work you could always stick it in your a..

>>105995871 (OP)
built for CRAM

>>105995871 (OP)
Replacing tables with long trays containing sand is the optimal solution

>>105995901
yeah this stopped being a thing by the early 2000s because people were littering and animals were getting killed from plastic bullshit

>>105998647
>>105997472
>>105997163
>>105997125
did you really not know about this? i have known about this for 15 years or more

>>105995901

Sounds like a "land of the free" problem to me.

>>105995871 (OP)
more like into his arsehole

>>105995871 (OP)
The bottle stand is sold separately, sorry!

>>105996905
you are such a revolting fucking faggot it's hard to give you an exhaustive list of all the reasons why
you should just legally cut you dick off and save us the pain of dealing with your potential spawn

>>105999117
lil bros mad

>>105999021
no i don't even know what the yugoslav wars is, and i couldn't point to serbia on a map. not american either, i'm just not into history or politics so i only really learn about a country and bits of history if it's popular enough to do so that i don't need to go out of my way to see it

>>105995901
not even that, but even if they do allow drinking, you cannot use glass bottles.

>>105999200
imagine not knowing about the biggest lolcows of the planet

>>105999261
there are simply too many

>>105995955
>The are incels, asexual prudish robot-people.
The love hotel industry is booming. They made Christmas entirely about fucking, too.

Surprised the slop prompters haven't flooded the thread with chicks in bikinis laying on their fronts on the beach acting as beer holders yet. Can't tell if the site is improving or getting worse anymore.

>>105995871 (OP)
it's even a bit ribbed, for my pleasure.

>>105999200
As someone who's addicted to History YouTube and subscribed to hundreds of channels, I envy you. Although either extreme is probably bad.