It's time to man up, manchildren. Enough with the smoking weed, fucking your fleshlight, watching anime, playing video games, and screwing around all day. It's time to be a le adult, grind that 9 to 5, take out that loan, marry that obese liberal single mom. I know you think you're happy doing what you're doing, but true happiness is being a wageslave with a fat nagging wife. Man the fuck up already.