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7/7/2025, 11:13:43 PM
>>29090008
>Be crab, as ocealn
>5 years old this time
>Back to parents place, investments in Walgae Reef didn't pan out, coral score is broken
>Go to shore for a pack of smokes, and smoke
>Fire doesn't work underwater, this isn't Spongebob, crabba
>Come back with a pack of Kelpboros, fuck ye
>There's that cunt cum-stained piss-beaked bird there
>>*SQWAAAWK!!!*
>'S been annoying me since I returned to me poppop's place
>Pecking at my chelicate, shitting on my shrimp feeding grounds
>Friggin' air jew
>Fucker's dining on Crabbert, my old bully from Harvcrab that molted bigger than all of us, what a tragedy
>"Eh, fuck 'im", see old good mate perched on tree, exclaim with crab laughter
>Have crabmind moment together
>Near the coconut tree, enjoying me smoke
>Dumb bird almost done, went full bris on poor ol' Crabbert
>>"Oi, take a beak at these claws if you're done guzzling fish sticks, you huge bird bitch!"
>Cunt's now heard me
>Squaks like a retard
>>"Oi, yeah, that'll be the sound you'll make when I shove my claw up your cloaca and turn you into a feathered popsicle", raising claw menacingly from near base of it
>Doesn't even bother running this time, faggot now FLIES AT ME
>airwolf.mp3
>Starts pecking at me
>Use the ancient martial art of Crab Naga
>Evade most beak strikes, parry some
>Corraled at base of tree, menacing squak
>"Give me your worst, ye jizz-shitting prick"
>*SQU-AAAACCK--*
>Head limps to side, bird gets lifted
>Coconut crab homie just catched us both dinner
>crabrave.mp3
>Be crab, as ocealn
>5 years old this time
>Back to parents place, investments in Walgae Reef didn't pan out, coral score is broken
>Go to shore for a pack of smokes, and smoke
>Fire doesn't work underwater, this isn't Spongebob, crabba
>Come back with a pack of Kelpboros, fuck ye
>There's that cunt cum-stained piss-beaked bird there
>>*SQWAAAWK!!!*
>'S been annoying me since I returned to me poppop's place
>Pecking at my chelicate, shitting on my shrimp feeding grounds
>Friggin' air jew
>Fucker's dining on Crabbert, my old bully from Harvcrab that molted bigger than all of us, what a tragedy
>"Eh, fuck 'im", see old good mate perched on tree, exclaim with crab laughter
>Have crabmind moment together
>Near the coconut tree, enjoying me smoke
>Dumb bird almost done, went full bris on poor ol' Crabbert
>>"Oi, take a beak at these claws if you're done guzzling fish sticks, you huge bird bitch!"
>Cunt's now heard me
>Squaks like a retard
>>"Oi, yeah, that'll be the sound you'll make when I shove my claw up your cloaca and turn you into a feathered popsicle", raising claw menacingly from near base of it
>Doesn't even bother running this time, faggot now FLIES AT ME
>airwolf.mp3
>Starts pecking at me
>Use the ancient martial art of Crab Naga
>Evade most beak strikes, parry some
>Corraled at base of tree, menacing squak
>"Give me your worst, ye jizz-shitting prick"
>*SQU-AAAACCK--*
>Head limps to side, bird gets lifted
>Coconut crab homie just catched us both dinner
>crabrave.mp3
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