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6/17/2025, 1:45:08 PM
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NTA but I hope you enjoy.
>Be poor and unemployed in Gotham City
>A red-haired office lady with glasses approaches you and offers you a job
>Red hair
>Office lady
>Glasses
>Hat trick!
>You feel a pain inside because you know you're not good enough for a woman like this. You have nothing to offer to her
>You tell her you have no real skills and abilities
>She reassures you that the job is entry level but also offers minimum wage with the possibility of bonuses
>Her reassurances make you crack
>Idiot that you are, it doesn't even cross your mind that you may have been tricked into having your organs harvested
>You show up at the place
>There are a few other people there
>Who the hell brought his annoying kid here?
>The kid starts bothering people until she proclaims angrily that she is the boss
>You all laugh
>The kid breaks the nearest man's leg with a big wooden mallet
>Laughter stops
>You all look around in fear, but the Joker doesn't come out
>A collective sigh comes out in relief
>"Oh now you listen. See? Now they listen. They like slapstick because they have the brains of brats" says the kid
>She introduces herself properly this time
>She is Mary Dahl, a former child actress, and you are now her henchmen
>If you refuse to work for her now that you know about her, she will ruin your life with fake ceepee of herself
>If you laugh at her, she will break your legs
>Turns out not laughing at her is easier said than done
>You start wearing a helmet to both protect your identity and to hide your mouth
>You don't talk much around her either, out of fear that you will burst into laughter
NTA but I hope you enjoy.
>Be poor and unemployed in Gotham City
>A red-haired office lady with glasses approaches you and offers you a job
>Red hair
>Office lady
>Glasses
>Hat trick!
>You feel a pain inside because you know you're not good enough for a woman like this. You have nothing to offer to her
>You tell her you have no real skills and abilities
>She reassures you that the job is entry level but also offers minimum wage with the possibility of bonuses
>Her reassurances make you crack
>Idiot that you are, it doesn't even cross your mind that you may have been tricked into having your organs harvested
>You show up at the place
>There are a few other people there
>Who the hell brought his annoying kid here?
>The kid starts bothering people until she proclaims angrily that she is the boss
>You all laugh
>The kid breaks the nearest man's leg with a big wooden mallet
>Laughter stops
>You all look around in fear, but the Joker doesn't come out
>A collective sigh comes out in relief
>"Oh now you listen. See? Now they listen. They like slapstick because they have the brains of brats" says the kid
>She introduces herself properly this time
>She is Mary Dahl, a former child actress, and you are now her henchmen
>If you refuse to work for her now that you know about her, she will ruin your life with fake ceepee of herself
>If you laugh at her, she will break your legs
>Turns out not laughing at her is easier said than done
>You start wearing a helmet to both protect your identity and to hide your mouth
>You don't talk much around her either, out of fear that you will burst into laughter
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