>villain turned to crime because of her disability
>her disability is... she will look youthful forever
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>>149020703 (OP)There's a difference between being youthful forever and being the size and having the voice of a child despite wanting to be taken seriously as an adult.
>>149020716>wanting to be taken seriouslysounds pretty childish
>>149020716Yeah I'm sure there is no one in the world who would find that appealing, not a single living person. Especially not anyone who is involved in show business.
>>149020716Reminds me of a tv show I seen on MTV years ago. So a little woman aka midget woman goes on a date with a grown man. On the date it keeps getting interrupted by random dudes thinking the guy shouldn't take his daughter to a bar.
>>149020703 (OP)>>149020724writers have to pretend petite women wouldnt get tons of attention
>>149020703 (OP)I'd probably be pissed too if the only people who were sexually interested in me were /co/ users
>>149020752Was that the one where the guy was fine dating her but he was too outgoing and the girl was too introverted and so they broke up? I remember a bunch of anons getting pissed cause she sounded like their dream girl.
>>149020703 (OP)She was also a child star and that alone fucks up a lot of them.
>>149020703 (OP)>look youthfulThe art doesn't sell it. It looks like a woman in a little-girl costume.
>>149020703 (OP)Imagine living in a world where basically nothing is built for someone your size, you have no romantic prospects who aren't probably a pedo, Nobody takes you seriously as an adult figure. The amount of jobs you can realistically do are significantly limited by your body.
The downsides to being a forever baby FAR outweigh any upsides. Also just cuz you appear childlike doesn't mean you're not aging. You'll still get wrinkles. You'll still get a a bad knee or a bad back or health complications. Probably even WORSE health complications cuz your tiny body can't metabolize or support its organs as well as a larger body can.
>>149020739you're right anon, its super cool to have the only people who are attracted to you be fucking pedophiles. definitely wouldn't make someone want to kill themselves lmao
>>149020926>>149020938I'm not going to pretend for a single second that there wouldnt be a parade of men lining up to try and date a legal loli.
>>149020956that graph is fake you fucking retard. It doesn't appear in the study: https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0005789405800395
>>149020926>The downsides to being a forever baby FAR outweigh any upsidesShe is a woman
>>149020956yeah that's her entire dating pool. idk about you but that's pretty depressing.
>>149020956itd be parade of chomos.
>>149020703 (OP)IIRC, She doesnt have eternal life. So she basically gets to look and be treated like a child her entire life, which isn't desirable.
>>149020972Yes it does. Also the conclusion literally states that despite a majority of men having a measured, stronger physical reaction to lower ages that doesn't directly correlate with them molesting kids. It's basically a primordial holdover from when humans bred very early, which you still see outside of the west anyway.
>>149020738Yes that's the point. Children aren't taken seriously, thus they naturally develop resentment toward adults being dismissive of them based on their age. As they get older children encounter less and less discrimination based on age, and so gradually their childhood resentment fades away. But if somebody never physically matures, they will continue to face age-related discrimination. It's hard to fully mature mentally when nobody acknowledges it, and keeps treating you like a child.
The only way this wouldn't grate on you is if you were a manchild who enjoyed being treated as too immature for responsibility or real discussions.
>>149020996>Yes it does.Which page does that graph appear on in the study, go ahead and tell me.
>Also the conclusion literally states that despite a majority of men having a measured, stronger physical reaction to lower ages that doesn't directly correlate with them molesting kids. It's basically a primordial holdover from when humans bred very early, which you still see outside of the west anyway.The conclusion of the study contradicts the graph:
>Over ยผ of the current subjects self-reported pedophilic interest or exhibited penile arousal to pedophilic stimuli that equalled or exceeded arousal to adult stimuli.
>>149020739No self-respecting person would want to be with or appeal to pedophiles because they look a certain way
>>149021004>Yes that's the point. Children aren't taken seriously, thus they naturally develop resentment toward adults being dismissive of them based on their age. As they get older children encounter less and less discrimination based on age, and so gradually their childhood resentment fades away. But if somebody never physically matures, they will continue to face age-related discrimination. It's hard to fully mature mentally when nobody acknowledges it, and keeps treating you like a child.I think you can still mature mentally in that situation where you dont age properly, you'll just run the risk of being incredibly bitter and social distant.
>>149020739Only a woman could take advantage of it, so "taking advantage" is trading down
>>149020703 (OP)>>149020739There's looking *youthful* forever and there's looking *childish* forever.
Dahl isn't stuck in the body of a 25-year-old or even a 15-year-old, she's stuck in the body of a *5-year-old*, and while plenty of people would be okay with spending their whole life looking like they did in their physical prime, most people would not be okay with spending their whole life looking like a toddler.
>>149021017She would appeal to most men because most men are attracted to neotenous features.
>>149021055It makes more sense in BTAS when she looks five, that's true. But the OP pic aged her up because the writers are delusional.
>>149021019Maturity is a combination of accumulating lived experiences but also physiological development changing your brain chemistry, and there is also a social component to things as well. If you are never treated as an adult you never really feel like one.
>>149021045Wrong, here is page 12. its not there.
>>149021114>literally posts what the graph says
>>149021124I used sci-hub to look open this link, since it wasn't open access:
>>149020956https://sci-hub.st/https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0005789405800395
>>149021124the fake graph says most men are attracted to 14 year olds, thats not what the study said.
Here's something I just thought of. She's not a dwarf or a midget. Her condition is usually depicted as her body physically not aging past the age of 5. Despite this, in her reappearance she does have some noteable curves in her civilian outfit. That could just be timm's style refusing to not give a woman an hourglass figure.But I wonder if she's meant to have an adult woman's body just shrunk down, OR if she's just wearing clothes that accentuate her curves for the purpose of appearing more like a small adult.
>>149021055Like here she appears pretty flat and uncurvy. And that could also just be clothes or a tight binding to further the illusion, but it would be easier and make more sense for her character that she's actually stuffs her bra or accentuating clothing than it is that she purposely tries to hide those features as Baby Doll.
>>149021055If I recall correctly Interview with a Vampire has a character named Claudia who is pretty much in exactly the same position, and while she eventually matures into an adult mentally, she's obviously stuck in a child body and she pretty much goes insane from the reality of it and the isolation it causes her, the older she gets the more unstable and unhappy she is because while she cannot have any romantic relationships, nor can she even have adult conversations, as anyone she engages with just thinks "wow this kid is using a lot of big words" and just thinks she's trying to sound smart, instead of the truth.
It's a big part of what drives her to become cruel and vindictive and ultimately a large part of what leads to her miserable death.
>>149021009its literally on page 8
>>149021104>Maturity is a combination of accumulating lived experiences but also physiological development changing your brain chemistry, and there is also a social component to things as well. If you are never treated as an adult you never really feel like one.I think that's a separate thing from maturity, but its an important thing for mental health in most people.
I don't care if she's "supposed to look like a kid" I prefer thicc midget Dahl
>>149021163It makes more sense for her to look like a kid but for the sake of my shortstack fetish I imagine her with a feminine chunkiness.
Imagine if DC got ToonBabifier to make a Babydoll comic with her appearance based on the Bruce Timm design
>>149020926>you have no romantic prospects who aren't probably a pedoMost pedophiles look like normalfags, that is why they are dangerous. Thinking they are all greasy neckbeards is retarded. Also someone is posting some study that points out attraction to youthful features does not equate to pedophile tendencies anyway, it makes no sense this character cant find a single adult male who isn't a criminal and just finds her attractive.
>>149021207>>149020956These 2 graphs say completely different things.
The page 8 graph shows that men are most attracted to adults. The fake graph says that men are most attracted to children.
I mean you know what would fundamentally make this way worse? Conditions like that which prevent puberty wouldn't exactly prevent aging. She's still gonna get bags under her eyes, she's still gonna wrinkle, she's still gonna start having muscle problems and weaker metabolism.
She's in what, her late 20s early 30s? Has like a decade max before she'd have to use tons of makeup to avoid looking uncanny as hell because she's gonna look like a child with all the bad shit we associate with aging.
>>149020762It has its upsides. You could be enlisted into a bizarre artistic project
>>149021242>Most pedophiles look like normalfags, that is why they are dangerous. Thinking they are all greasy neckbeards is retarded. Normalfags can be creeps too.
>Also someone is posting some study that points out attraction to youthful features does not equate to pedophile tendencies anyway, it makes no sense this character cant find a single adult male who isn't a criminal and just finds her attractive.Even if someone meets those categories and isn't creep or weirdo, they will be judged by the public for being with her.
That would scare people off as well.
>>149020724>>149020757>>149020739not all attention is good attention. stalkers etc
>>149021257>female adult (r = -.25)>female child (r = -.36)please go back to the designated woman threads, you cannot interpret this graph
you see big bar so your roast beef brain thinks that equates to more
>>149020724Not to be a sub supremacist but her rant does sound better in French
>>149021305What do you think r values are?
>>149021273When that happens they just turn into tiny adults, you generally dont get a child with wrinkles.
>>149020703 (OP)>be 40 years old midget with youth of a 12 years old lolita>everyone assumes she's a child>can't date guys who have the same youthful appearance because it's illegalThis is probably the REAL reason why she became a villain.
>>149021285>I like a consenting adult but I cant date them because ... LE PUBLIC IMAGEWoman moment
>>149021353but she's a celebrity you can date all the children you want look at Jerry Seinfeld. Though he might have been protected for other reasons
Imagine if you were Mary Dahl's (original, teeny-tiny design) bodyguard (and top henchman, for her villainous affairs) and she kept making you take her out in public while she's dressed in childish clothes often with a diaper that she always tells you is "just in case"
>>149021371Do you genuinely think most men would be willing to seen walking around in public while treating (what appears to be) a 5 year old girl as their GF?
Have you not seen how people freak out about pedojacketing?
>>149020703 (OP)I always thought it would be funny if Batman "defeated" her not by punching her in the face but by dating her in public as Bruce Wayne. He's a famous billionaire so being seen with him would elevate her celebrity status, get her into parties and let her rub elbows. It would give her a lot of new ways to became famous again and it stops her from wanting to commit crime. The challenge comes from the real Bruce Wayne having to play it cool that he's publicly dating this washed-up actress who looks like a ten year old.
>>149021434Youโre weird.
>>149020956>At 16, female looks start deteriorating Checks out. I remember seeing so many 16 years old girls looks fading when I was in high school. People seem to forget some women can hit the wall before they're 20! Women at 14 are truly at their peak in terms of both fertility AND looks.
Kek Based & hebepilled. Jews & feminists will seethe
>>149021434>I always thought it would be funnylol, lets be honest, thats just your idea for a hentai scenario.
>>149021423>pedojacketingdoesnt exist in real life
the only people who seethe about a youthful girl with a man are hags, simple as
>>149021216It falls under the umbrella of what we think of as being mature. Maturity is physical and emotional, and nobody develops emotional maturity in a vacuum.
>>149021242I find it concerning that you think people don't like pedophiles because they're physically unappealing and not because of their sexual attraction to children.
>>149021467Have you ever watched to catch a predator?
>>149021474I think Americans have holes in their brains from Protestantism, the Schofield bible and garbage television like To Catch a Predator. They think the number 18 has some magical property that makes sex okay.
>>149021376Celebrity or not. It's probably illegal for her to date boys with the same youthful appearance, which is why she, just like the Joker, want to destroy Gotham. This is just my theory of course.
>>149021467>the only people who seethe about a youthful girl with a man are hagsYou're on /co/, this place is nothing but gays and women
>>149021492sure its not a magic number, but theres a difference between looking 16 and looking 5 years old.
Dating the latter will make a lot more people think you are creepy.
>>149021069>most menYeah when those feature are attached to a body that screams "I went past puberty".
>>149020956> Anon points that nobody would want to attract or fuck a pedo> Pedos: yeah but pedos would want to fuck a legal loli so it's okayTry to pretend to have reading comprehension instead, retard.
>>149020956Remember that Mary Dahl appears to be about 5-6.
That's the far left end of your scale there. NOONE, not even pedos, would find her attractive. You'd have to find some sort of turbo-freak toddlercon to express interest, and good luck finding someone like that venturing out of their parents' basement.
>>149021517>>149021539if we are talking about this design that isnt a 5 year old lmao
>>149021472>It falls under the umbrella of what we think of as being mature. Maturity is physical and emotional, and nobody develops emotional maturity in a vacuum.I have to disagree slightly.
Even actual children can be forced to developed emotional maturity due to life trauma.
There's a thing called parentification that occurs in children, like when they are forced to take care of their other siblings. The responsibility and stress can change them to be emotional mature (but this can resulting being stunted in other areas as well as trauma).
I would consider social skills separate from emotional maturity and self control, because social customs vary heavily from place to place. What's socially normal in russia (in regards to eye contact, smiling, or talking with strangers) may not be normal in japan or the usa.
>>149021557ok maybe an 7 year old. she looks notably younger than the prisma illya chicks that get spammed on /a/.
>>149021517Post-pubertic girls can bear children as young as 12.
AOC used be 10 in the USA & the kings during the monarchs used to have 9 years old brides. The virgin Mary was 12 when she was married to Joseph & Joseph was already a guy in his 30s. Hell Ancient Rome had child brides as young as 12 too. This has been going on for centuries, eons, & generations. The idea of AOC being 16-18 is only a recent concept. The baby boomers of the 50s & 60s were dating 14 years old. Look at Elvis & Priscilla as an example. I blame the boomers & Jews the good relationships of men & women.
>>149021557The artist aged her up a few years, which sort of defeats the purpose of the character. We're supposed to be shocked/amused at the idea of a small child committing crimes like a grown up, after all.
>>149021557I'd say Kite man Baby Doll looks 11 or 12. Which is still too young.
>>149021623wasting your time, we have people who cant read a study denying this
>>149021583All those problems you listed can easily be avoided with arranged marriages
>>149021163>she does have some noteable curves in her civilian outfitshe's a stuffer
>>149021517The magic number is 14. See the graph
>>149020956
Amanda was cuter before the Flaxxan stuff
>>149021623>Post-pubertic girls can bear children as young as 12.giving birth at 12 is very unhealthy and carries a extremely high risk of complications.
Even for healthy adult women, it can be very damaging to their bodies.
>the kings during the monarchs used to have 9 years old brides. not always a good idea to copy them.
>>149021684the graph is fake, we were just over this.
>>149021710Not true. There was a 12 years old girl who became a single mom to some niglet. She posted her video log on JewTube. It's not common but it does happen.
I saw this scene out of context and I thought Kiteman was supposed to be a nonce and the gun was his cock
>>149021623>used to have 9 years old bridesAnd the Church did not encourage intercourse until they were physically mature. Which was 16. The average age of marriage was 23 for men and 19 for women. Marriage for political clout does not result in immediate fucking in the bedroom. The youngest female to ever have a child was 5. By your logic that'll be fine. If you want to fuck your child brides, go to Yemen, convert to Islam and as long as you marry, you're able to fuck whatever since no AoC (and news reports regularly come out of children dying due to this).
Just because it happened in the past doesn't mean it is right. A 12 year old fooling around with a 12 year old, fine. But thinking you aged 34 should be able to plough a 12 year old is odd.
>>149020703 (OP)That would be like saying that Gert hates Fairyland because she is permanently a kid in there.
>>149021710>not always a good idea to copy them.The marriages lasted longer & many of them had children of their own. Unlike today's modern marriage dynamics.
>>149021870>The marriages lasted longeryou say that like they had a choice
>>149021829>And the Church did not encourage intercourse until they were physically mature. Which was 16.Correct. This is a concept that the antis & moralfags seem to not understand. It's the reason 16 was chosen worldwide.
>>149021905They had a choice, & chose to stay together. Cope & seethe
>>149021434wait , let this man cook
>>149021929This was in a time when women couldn't vote, or have a bank account or have most jobs. The advantages to be married were so numerous and significant that being unmarried or even divorced would just result in you being a second-class citizen. If not lower. That's not to say that I believe there were NO couples that stayed together out of intense romantic/familial love. Merely that there were socioeconomic reasons why staying in a marriage was beneficial, even if you didn't like your partner at all.
>>149020703 (OP)why not make her so her cells make her infinitely regenerate her to the age of 11-12 or someshit
like she is ETERNALLY youthful not also aging
because the other option she is just a younger looking midget
If Andy Milonakis took sexual photos of himself and sold them could he be arrested as an adult distributing CSAM since his body is that of a child?
>>149022053It happen in the 50s too, when women could vote.
>muh women rightsFuck off simp
>>149021929The Catholic Church didn't allow divorce. Even the Anglican, Lutheran, and Protestant churches generally only allowed it to be initiated by the male, and usually only in rare cases.
The choice was you stay with your husband or you throw yourself off the tower.
>>149021783>Not true. There was a 12 years old girl who became a single mom to some niglet. She posted her video log on JewTube. It's not common but it does happen.I didn't say its impossible. I said its unhealthy.
Complications don't have to kill you to severly negatively impact your quality of life.
>>149022104in the usa, women didnt have the right to a bank account till 1970s
>>149022104No fault divorce wasn't allowed till the 1960s in the usa. It was not easy to get divorce, even if both people wanted to split up
>>149022227They also couldn't incur debt. Hence why banks didn't want them making accounts.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lina_Medina
In case anyone is curious about the youngest case of a successful birth.
>>149022076Depends on the country in question. Some countries merely require the subject to "look underage", but most places would likely not care since his age is easily verifiable.
>>149022262>Lina Medinasounds like a fucked up children's book parody
>Lina Medina and the Premature Birth>Lina Medina and the Airport Bathroom>Lina Medina and Back Alley Abortion>Lina Medina and the Bad Trip>Lina Medina and the Football Team
>>149022262>she's still alive at 91She's just... one surprise after another, huh?
>>149022236>not easy to get divorced Sounds like they should have kept it that way. NFD has been a disaster since its inception.
>>149022227And that was a good thing! Women are irresponsible with money.
>>149021163>Despite this, in her reappearance she does have some noteable curves in her civilian outfit. >That could just be timm's style refusing to not give a woman an hourglass figure.See also the busty tomboy in that one episode.
>>149022134Kill yourself post-wall roastie
Wouldn't that make Baby doll a literal shortstack
>>149020739>gotta look appealing>gotta sell APPEAL>GOTTA BE A PRODUCT
>>149020752Another thing about looking like a child, is that its harder to make people take you seriously in an emergency.
It's socially acceptable for parents to drag a screaming 5 year old home when she tries running away, but it's unacceptable for them to drag a screaming 25 year old home if she were to do the same.
I read a webcomic where one of the characters was stuck as a child and a similar scenario came up when their uncle tried dragging them home where they had been locked up.
>>149020938What's wrong with that
>>149021017post examples, and no don't post mugshots, literally EVERYONE looks like shit in a mugshot
>>149021535>Anon points that nobody would want to attract or fuck a pedookay but why
Actually, if you think about it, if she were to satisfy a pedo by being with him/her, she would be potentially saving an actually vulnerable child that the pedo would be going after alternatively. "Number of killers stays the same" but accurate
>>149022587>post examples, and no don't post mugshots, literally EVERYONE looks like shit in a mugshotWhen he said
>No self-respecting person would want to be with or appeal to pedophiles because they look a certain way He probably means that just because a person has an an appearance that is desirable to pedophiles, that doesnt mean they would want to be with one.
>>149022587>okay but why>Actually, if you think about it, if she were to satisfy a pedo by being with him/her, she would be potentially saving an actually vulnerable child that the pedo would be going after alternatively. "Number of killers stays the same" but accurateThey could also abuse her.
Not all pedophiles are actually going to interact with children, but if they are willing to rape that doesn't mean they would stop just because she offered her self up.
There are rapists who also have consensual sex.
>>149022587>and no don't post mugshotsliterally picrel
>>149021710>posts result of centuries of incest as if it were an age thing
>>149020703 (OP)If she just became the mascot of a Gotham diaper company she'd be set for life
>>149022649>be baby dahl>get abused>rain absolute fucking hellfire down on the assailant through endless lawsuits and make their life an absolute living hell>try again, just like with any other relationshipalso
>There are rapists who also have consensual sex.Okay, and this is bad because...?
If they're raping someone else WHILE having consensual sex, then they belong in prison, yes. If they're a convicted rapist IN prison having consensual sex... then who the fuck cares?
>>149020938There are more homosexual rapists per capita than pedophile rapists per capita, yet we endorse homosexuality.
>>149022587>Actually, if you think about it, if she were to satisfy a pedo by being with him/herWhy don't you go to prison and offer your ass up for the greater good, since it's such a noble cause and all.
>>149022702>>rain absolute fucking hellfire down on the assailant through endless lawsuits and make their life an absolute living hellShe's wealthy so maybe that'd work for her, but not helpful for someone who wasnt. And most people would rather not get raped.
>If they're raping someone else WHILE having consensual sex, then they belong in prison, yes. Having consensual sex wont stop people from going out and raping other people. My point is that it wont necessarily stop them from abusing kids if they are willing to do that.
>>149022776Who would I be saving? They're already in prison, dumbass.
>>149022781>She's wealthy so maybe that'd work for her, but not helpful for someone who wasnt. And most people would rather not get raped.We're talking specifically about Dahl, but that's fair.
>My point is that it wont necessarily stop them from abusing kids if they are willing to do that.Also a fair point.
My main sentiment still stands however. There's literally nothing wrong with dating a pedo as long as they've never abused a child or plan to
>inb4 t. pedo
>>149021434>Gordon and Bruce meet at the Bat Signal as usual>awkward tension in the air>Gordon eventually puts out a cigarette in the rain>"Have to admit, I didnt think you like em that young. I guess it's just a rich person thing">"You know she's 45">"Yeah I know what she is, what's more concerning is what she looks like. Dont talk to me about the law either, I won't hear it from a guy who acts outside of it for the sake of justice">"It's part of a plan, Gordon. I'm rehabilitating her">"With what, your Batcock?">"Gordon...">"Listen, I know you've got high-tech computers in wherever you've got your setup, but we can still get your search history from an ISP. Just remember that">"GORDON...">"What's next, Bruce? Some lunatic comes down from Metropolis with a de-aging ray? I bet you'd like that, could make Robin even younger huh?">"I'm leaving. Don't use the signal unless it's to give me info">"IT'S RAPE BRUCE"
>>149020703 (OP)Think of it like this anon, would you want to be a small 4"5 manlet who sounds and looks like a child with a tiny microwiener who'd only get kisses and love from ugly fat shotafags?
>>149022833>Who would I be saving? They're already in prison, dumbass.other prisoners
>>149022833>My main sentiment still stands however. There's literally nothing wrong with dating a pedo as long as they've never abused a child or plan toSure, but the trouble is finding one who meets those categories and is willing to be with you.
>>149022947We're still talking about Dahl, she can just hire someone to look for someone fitting.
>>149022918>"IT'S RAPE BRUCE""OH! SO NOW THAT'S AN ISSUE FOR YOU?!"
You guys are basically arguing over the lived experience of petite youthful flat chested women and midgets, both of whom have sex, and by your guys' logic anyone they choose as mates are evil pedo creeps. In reality filtering men is more difficult for them but like literally any woman it is possible and they do it. If anything difficulty in filtering people is still a luxury to have as opposed to having no one be interested at all which is how OPs character is being presented.
>>149021524ruined, the coward FILLER strikes again.
>>149022976its not impossible, its just hard.
also batmans villains are mentally ill. she had other issues than just being babyfaced
>>149022976the hardest pill to swallow is a majority of neuroses or ideas of abuse surrounding women, girls and sex is because of society giving them a mental complex
>>149022995tru true Sprite from Eternals is more fitting case.
>>149022996yea but thats not hard for me to accept i am about to ascend and get wizard powers
Batman gave a villainous midget a job as one of his secretaries, and somehow it WASN'T Mary Dahl
>>149020703 (OP)She's supposed to look like a freak, not an attractive young woman. This show fucked up.
>>149020703 (OP)Her deformation is... be just like gary colemen. The guy who died like jannie.
That'd drive anyone to a life of crime.
>>149020716Te voice alone can be a problem. Kathy Ireland had to take voice lessons to deepen hers because she kept getting mistaken for a child when she tried to do business over the phone.
>>149020703 (OP)Any artists hanging around?
petite women are hot and preferred. they aren't discriminated against anywhere on the planet. delusional to think otherwise.
>>149023367petite is different from looking like a 5 yea old
>>149021055>>149021163Imagine this version of Mary teasing you by telling you she needs a diapee change in her "Baby Doll" voice
>>149023394shauna rae doesn't seem to have issues finding boyfriends.
>>149020716i see that as a plus
>>149023457From what i looked up online, she looks more like a teenager (sorta) which a lot of petite women do actually.
>>149023123Yeah she's supposed to look like a weird... well.. doll, like a ugly ass kid's doll
>>149023543she's like 3'10".
>>149021273That was literally the crux of her initial episode. Mary was starting to show her age so the writers tried to replace her with cute Cousin Spunky, which led her to sperg out and leave the show.
>>149023434If such things existed in the cartoon world she'd be an OnlyFans billionaire
>>149023557ugh, too tall.
>>149020703 (OP)Sounds like a good ole Big Croc Cock could fix her
>>149021235Just pay the guy yourself and fuck off.
>>149021305You are legit retarded.
>>149021434>>149021981What'd be great is if Dahl winds up a voice actress, largely thanks to her range and previous biz experience.
>>149020724I dont want to be considered the latter, but her french version I'd wanna date.
>>149022971The question is whether Bruce has the willpower to sell it to Dahl so she doesn't out him as Batman.
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>>149023557Holy shit, that just makes her sound gross
Imagine if Mary used her leftover royalties from acting to buy up a leading stake in a diaper company and makes herself the mascot
>>149021524What kind of fucking monster would do this
>>149023557>>149023543>>149023394>>149023457Anon...this looks like a changeling you toss into an oven
>ITT: lots of pedos grasping at straws
>>149024010>What? I only went tinkle...
>>149022971>>149022918The only good posts in the thread
>>149024044>ITT: a retard discovers 4chan isn't Reddit
>>149023806The reality is that the majority of Batman's rogues ought to be living normal and satisfying lives, but because the comic needs quirky villains, fate conspires to corrupt them into violent sociopaths.
A condition like Dahl's could likely be treated with hormone therapy, which an actress as successful as Dahl could afford, or, barring successful treatment, as you said she could have been wildly successful as a voice actress or radio personality.
There's no good reason for Daniel Mockridge and Competitron to fuck over a designer like Edward Nygma, who's basically a golden goose of software design that would be making them billions of dollars if they didn't push him into a lawsuit and then fire him.
Likewise there's no good reason for Ferris Boyle, who runs GothCorp, to shut down Victor Fries and threaten to pull the plug on his fucking wife when their best researcher just dropped a working cryogenic system into their lap that's worth a fortune.
etc. etc. etc.
Imagine letting Mary Dahl sit on your lap and hearing a soft crinkle before she starts giggling
If her average suitor is anything like the people on /co/, I feel really bad for her.
>>149024210I remember reading somewhere that they addressed the hormone therapy thing by saying that Dahl's parents opted against it in order to make career with the show last longer.
Imagine taking Mary out on a date to a fair while she's dressed in adorable baby-like clothes, but gets so lost in the fun she's having that she doesn't go to the bathroom until
>>149023434 (but it's not teasing)
>>149020703 (OP)Being this small and childlike comes with a huge honest work disadvantage, would actually be easier (and probably more lucrative) for her to engage illegal activities since people ordinarily wouldn't suspect a little girl of being a criminal, plus pedophiles would probably pay top dollar for her compared to ordinary prostitutes if she wanted to sell her body.
>>149024533Imagine if you fucking died
>>14902095610 year old bros...not like this
>149024533
Who is this fag that keeps coming into different threads and talking about his retarded diaper fetish?
>>149024801I just think they're cute
>>149020757tbf that's a midget, which has more to do with being an abnormal freak than it does looking like a child.
>>149020956Fake graph, but if it was true, the problem wouldn't be finding a nonce, it finding someone ok with being seen as a nonce, so while Chad isn't opposed to clapping legal loli cheeks, he got a reputation to up hold, while a creepy incel doesn't.
>>149024854you have a whole fucking board for that sort of thing
>>>/d/stop shitting up this one with it.
>>149025035Nobody cares, English. All you need to do to get away with raping a little girl is slap on a taqiyah, spout something about Muhammad, and grow some ratty facial hair.
>>149020757Dwarf bitches do it too
>tfwnobf>it's so hard being a sexy little dwarf bitch>no guys want me We know it isn't true you bitch
>>149020716She should stop wearing the pink dress and the stupid wig
>>149020926Most adult men has a excessive curvature of the spine because our world designed for kids and women of 160 cm max.
>>149025051/d/ stands for diaper?
>>149024421>If her average suitor is anything like the people on /co/, I feel really bad for her.i guess that answers OP's question
>>149025355It stands for Die nigger
Imagine if Mary invited you to see a new movie she's in and dressed as a toddler (diaper and all) so the tickets would be cheaper, but drank her soda too fast and visibly needed to "go" before the film was over (and, she says, there's an after-credits scene)
>>149022587>literally EVERYONE looks like shit in a mugshotHave you seen Trump's mugshot?
>>149025282i was on a flight recently and i felt like i was cramped and had zero leg room at average 5'10" height, and i'm not even fat. i can only imagine how horrendous flying is as a tall fat dude.
>>149020703 (OP)It made more sense when she was basically the chick from Sunset Blvd stuck in a toddler's body. Being forever 14 is just life on easy mode.
Imagine if Mary made you her top henchman gave you orders in her "baby" voice
>>149020752100% staged
>>149021004>>149022554The reason that works though is because they articulate themselves like a child. If you speak like an adult people will take you seriously.
>>149021206She just wanted to have tits so she could seduce Louis away from Lestat. If he had fucked her she would've been fine.
>>149020703 (OP)>>149020739>>149021557>bring Baby Doll back for your Batman TAS reboot>make her as un-babylike as possibleWhy even at that point?
>>149026457thats not a batman tas reboot lmao
>>149022587>What's wrong with thatpedos are disgusting trash, usually on both a moral and physical level.
>okay but whybecause its a fucking pedophile? 99% of people hate pedophiles and want to kill them
>Actually, if you think about it, if she were to satisfy a pedo by being with him/her, she would be potentially saving an actually vulnerable child that the pedo would be going after alternatively. "Number of killers stays the same" but accurateactually, you should be shoved feet first into an industrial rock grinder
oh no I will be forever young and get railed by huge guys into very rough sex woe is me
>>149020703 (OP)>her disability is... she will look youthful foreverShe won't though. Baby Doll will eventually age and will look weirder and weirder into she turns an old lady. And to think she thinks her life is hell now
>>149026848she'll just shrivel up into a prune person like old jap women.
>>149026457That wasn't the point, retard.
>>149026699Wasn't she in the reboot tho, and had the same design?
>>149026864???
>>149021273>Conditions like that which prevent puberty wouldn't exactly prevent aging.Plus health issues. It seems like once you deviate from the standard path of development your body shits the bed on you.
>>149024210It's almost like that's Gotham's theme, it doesn't have to be a shithole where life is cheap and evil is petty, but it is anyway.
>>149026722As a five-year-old?
>>149020724I would date her if she acts like a normal gal and doesn't do the whole "Hello, Kitty" shtick. Like I'm free to give anyone a shot
>>149026883It's not a B:TAS reboot, it's a fucking comedic parody. A largely unfunny one, but that's the intent.
>>149020703 (OP)>>her disability is... she will look youthful foreverIt's beyond youthful, it's childish.
Someone who looks, say, 15-23 when they're really 30 will look youthful, someone who looks 5 looks childish.
>>149020724Then stop presenting/dressing yourself as a cute little kitty girl.
>>149020716"I've been reincarnated as a rabbit girl" type media is popular for a reason anon
Imagine if Mary Dahl ran up to you and started frantically dancing around, asking you in her "baby" voice to open the door to the "potty" for her
I met a gay guy in Central Park one night years ago. A friend of mine and I were wondering around, we got into conversations with random folks and even got a few to sit down, play cards and chat. One of these people who stopped was the gay guy. He had some sort of weird problem where he was in his thirties (I'd recently turned 21 at the time) but he looked like a prepubescent boy. He mentioned a boyfriend and all I could think about was how this dude's boyfriend must be a paedo who lucked out finding the one legal-aged boy on earth. It honestly made me uncomfortable to have this dude around playing cards with me, my friend and this group of girls we invited over to play, too, so I was relieved when he went in his way but I never thought this sort of things could ever actually happen until I met that man.
this thread fucking sucks
I headcanon that Darla Dimple was a similar case. She seems a bit too independent for a famous 8 year old.
>>149027984>You really shouldn't have... I can already feel my first drink making its way out
>>149020703 (OP)Im rich in a world with magic and super science
Doesnt just someone to fix her problem with a spell for like 5 grand
>>149020762Maybe she could date the ventriloquist, she can be the dummy
>>149026333Even if your well spoken as a child many people will treat it as being cute rather than a serious thing
>>149020703 (OP)>universe-tier threat on par with fuggin Darkseid>literally walked on by mere mortals as a decoration Don't mean to derail the thread but was i the only one who found this extra dumb?
>>149024451Uh...so we should kill THEM...
>>149024617it would be extremely painful
>>149024210Something something ancient burial ground. Something something curse.
>>149028257Trigon is almost always a joke character.
Science in DC is crazy. Why can't Dahl just get some crazy growth hormone that at least helps her fill out a little bit?
>>149028466Maybe she saw the side-effects and said
>Ahh... nope. Not worth it.
>>149020703 (OP)>>her disability is... she will look youthful foreverWrong.
>her disability being a woman.
>>149020703 (OP)She wants to be an actress or a respected actress, in hindsight we discover there never was such a thing, like a successful homosexual rap musician. Even without her weird Dick Tracy villain disease she either would have had to become a plastic bimbo to get roles in B grade movies or struggle to be an A lister and quickly be tossed away the second she turned 25.
Perhaps the greatest irony here is that she is a child looking actress who obsessed over that as an obstacle to her becoming a big actress not realizing that Hollywood is a hyper competitive industry and it wasn't her disability keeping her back but the hundred or so other women who applied for the roles she did. More ironic still, she wanted to like a real adult not realizing that the industry had a hard line past women at the age of showing even the beginning signs of aging.
Essentially she wants to look exactly 8 years than she does now but absolutely not any other than that and to stay exactly at that age forever.
>>149028466there's a 75% chance that something will go wrong and she'd end up even more fucked up.
>>149028466Just get her high on Venom. What's the worst that could possibly happen?
>>149023434I've got a boner now.
>>149028845>looks at it>takes off the "Baby Doll" voice>"... Y'know what, just hand me the spare and help me to the changing room."
>>149022971Because its hetero rape and not gay rape
>>149020703 (OP)Mate if you looked fucking five years old your entire life you'd kill yourself.
>>149030184Or go blissfully insane living in perpetual childhood. I'll let you decide which sounds preferable
>>149020703 (OP)-saying a woman can't be desirable because of the way she looks is body shaming
-batman villains usually have to do with psychological horror
-she gets with killer croc, who also has an atypical body, perhaps to show the audience that she really found someone who understands her
>>149030322But then she weirds him out by playing up the "baby" thing too much. It should've been me...
>>149022436What's her bra size? What would she look like in a bikini? Maybe the baggy shirt is doing most of the work but she looks completely stacked.
Also, I liked I've Got Batman In My Basement and was surprised to learn the internet hated it so much.
Imagine if Mary sat her crinkly butt down on your lap and let out a big, muffled toot
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>>149028185What would he shove his hand into?
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>>149021434>Selina is seething >Joker is weirded out>Dick is embarassed >Poor Alfred has to deal with hearing the two having foreplay>Bruce and Mary are at their happiesthttps://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=10433843&tags=baby_doll+bruce_wayne+
>perfect for a Mad Hatter duo
>Instead has a meaningless Two Face cameo
>>149020703 (OP)She looks like a child and isn't taking seriously. The faggotry you posted is most likely from Harley Quinn and looks like ass, probably to make sex jokes about her and noone questions it. Because fuck your taste in shows.
>>149032315Soon to be cumflatted
>>149022920There's some pretty hot female pedos tho who would jump at the chance to bang a legal shota (especially now that women are actually getting real jail time for that shit now)
I'd definitely be getting more pussy if I looked & sounded like a literal child than I am now as am uggo incel lol
>>149020762Kek, underrated
>>149030340You know, when even Killer Croc thinks you're a freak...
>>149028398something something lazy writing
>>149022971>HE'S NOT A CHILD BRUCE!!!
>>149033105>I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT RAPING ISLEY, OR QUINZEL, OR DAHL! I'M TALKING ABOUT HIM! JUST HIM!
>>149032991I'm just saying, she's already a natural cutie, so her acting cutie-r would just endear me to her more
>>149026711Wow bro that's so epic! If you're such a tough guy then why don't you go hunt down sex offenders irl instead of raging to random anons on a dying image board?
>>149020996>the conclusion literally states that despite a majority of men having a measured, stronger physical reaction to lower ages>80 participants>all men who volunteered to look at cpI'm sorry but if you think study was conclusive of anything, you are retarded
>>149034098I dont think they told the participants what the study was about.
Anyways, he's lying about what the results were (or he's illiterate), most men had a weaker reaction to children.
>>149026711Your moral theory reeks of thoughtless regurgitation. Have you ever asked "why" of any of these things you consider so holy or horrid, or do you just stumble through life on autopilot like a soulless automaton?
>>149034392different anon from that guy, but i have.
Child molestation is immoral, but I don't think people who do that are necessarily inhuman. Regular people can do pretty awful things. It's regular people who will excuse it as well.
I'd consider it immoral for similar reasons that its immoral to spank your kids.
Pedophilia isn't the same thing as being a child molester, just like being heterosexual doesnt mean you've ever had sex.
>>149032026>"Master Bruce...is this really the only way?">"Alfred, I understand your concern, but this is all part of the plan to rehabilitate her.">"Master Bruce, while I do admire what you are doing...couldn't you just put her in Arkham?">"Alfred, she would just either breakout or refuse treatment. This for the best">Alfred just sighs>"Yes, I just worry that people may get the wrong idea about you.">"How many times do you have to keep telling you, my enemies and allies. She's 45.">"In the body of a five year old.">"Alfred...just please go get me my lunch">"Right away, besides it's time for Miss Dahl's lunch after she gets done playing with her toys. Peanut butter and Jelly sandwhich with the crust cut off, animal crackers and a glass of milk.">Bruce just rubs the bridge of his nose as Alfred walks away>"What did I get myself into?"
>>149034667>Peanut butter and Jelly sandwhich with the crust cut off, animal crackers and a glass of milkShe'd probably actually order that from Alfred, too, even though she's mildly lactose intolerant and the milk is going to make her gassy all afternoon while she attends a shareholder meeting for the diaper company whose product she's wearing right now
jfc i think i hate diaperfags
>>149034667>Bruce keeps trying to make her do ordinary adult things>makes progress only to regress again>two steps forward, one steps back>tries to get her to file taxes>she gets an hour into it before snipping her return up into paper dolls>tries getting her to have a nice grown up dinner>she gets through two courses before she starts throwing mashed potatoes at Dick and Alfred>tries to get her to dress up for a night on the town>takes her to get her hair done, makeup, a nice mani-pedi>everyone's very polite and treats her like a grown woman>he gets her a nice, fitted dress, very sophisticated>Mary finishes getting ready and catches a look at herself in the mirror>for a moment she could almost mistake herself for a grown up>tears start welling up and she panics>starts tearing the dress up and messing up her makeup>Bruce shows up at Mary's door shortly after, looking happy and optimistic>she answers wearing an adult-sized dress and high heels>her makeup and hair looking like what a toddler might do>and a certain restored pearl necklace around her neck>she's unwittingly raided Martha Wayne's clothes and jewelry>Bruce, for the only time since she came to live with them, loses his temper>Mary realizes she fucked up and, not knowing what else to say or do returns to form>"I... I didn't mean to."
>>149034667>>149034988It'd be far better if she's doing it purely to fuck with Bruce.
>>149034428Why is pedophilia wrong?
inb4 accusation of pedophilia and/or sperg out without any deeper analysis
>>149025224>>149020757Back in the day such as 80s and 90s men used to have standards, even geeks and undesirables used to have standards by refusing to breed with "fellow" geeks & undesirables, something you imbeciles crossed.
Even the 80s Star Trek weirdos weren't retards like you by accepting such bullshit.
Both men & women even of Star Trek convention bullshit got tired of their own furry geeky drama and preferred to just become lonely collectors with nothing but their plushies and ugly MLP figurine collection to keep them company... because even taking care of a dog or cat is too much for you retards or at the very least those 80s geeks were more honest with themselves unlike you retards who cannot take care of a dog & cat properly but you still abuse it by teaching it the wrong way simply because you're too lonely.
You don't want a desirable woman cause a desirable woman not only has standards but tries to make you a better person which you refuse to do.
So you end up with 2 fat ugly weirdos accepting each other's bullshit for garbage sex and because either one of you won't throw the other's garbage My Little Pony collection in the trash and tell you to grow the fuck up.
Did I hit the nail in the coffin you "little" manchildren shits?
>>149035074>mentions MLP twiceobsessed
>>149035074Nope. All you've revealed is you have an unrealistic view of relationships, pushed through a worldview where the only acceptable hobbies are church, woodworking, day-drinking, and picking up extra shifts at work to pay for a vapid broodmother who most likely moves those duties over to whoever she can.
>>149035096You from /mlp/, bro? Brohoof, bro! God he really did hit the nail on the coffin. What's wrong with you /co/? including "fem"anons, why can't you behave, wash yourself, eat healthy, and grow the fuck up? or at least mind your own business.
Fucking rednecks & pajeets, that's who want an introverted midget wife.
>>149034988Man, that's fucking sad. This sounds like it could geniunely be a good BTAS episode if it was made. Would be a good mix of comedy and tragedy.
>>149035121i don't know if you're being ironic or not, but i unironically agree with you.
>>149020926The little guy from Fantasy Island had that problem, which is why he commited suicide. Once he hit 50 his body couldn't support it's very small stature anymore without putting him in constant pain.
>>149035105>you have an unrealistic view of relationships,YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, Internet. Apparently being normal is unrealistic by troglodyte's standards.
And this is why nobody from the 80s and 90s would ever date /co/mblr. or /pol/ or /v/ or anyone from Reddit and 4chan.
SCRATCH THAT cause not even people from their own generation want to have children cause "it's unrealistic for me to have responsibility over a child when I can't even wash myself... also I don't like kids cause I am a kid". And also yeah you guys and nuwomen wearing those ugly snickers with dresses in the middle of the fucking summer are very unreliable, undesirable and overall unfuckable and unmarriable.
>>149034988This sounds exactly like the manchildren of /co/.
>>149035162there's zero reason to have more than like 3 kids besides being selfish. most people are still dating and having kids. just not as many kids as before.
>>149020703 (OP)I'm impressed at least 40% of the posters in this thread are capable of looking in the mirror and realizing why it would be hell on earth to be an eternal Peter Pan.
Of course the other 60% are still questioning "But I don't understand what is the problem?" all while being slavic or brown pedos.
>>149035162Literally every nerd I know is married with multiple kids, retard. It's going down because the normies are starting to view marriage and child-rearing as a trap. "NoBoDy FrOm ____ WoUlD dAtE yOu" is particularly fucking stupid because you assume we'd want to date THEM, all because your rose-colored goggles blind you to how shitty that time period was.
Fucking kill yourself, dude. All you are is a retard acting like a sliver of a sliver minority is responsible for the Fall of Western Civilization, rather than a concerted effort by corporations and governments to have a large, taxable workforce without accounting for the cultural degradation that comes with it.
>>149035162Why do you think you or your advice on anything is worth taking seriously?
>>149020703 (OP)This feels like a design failure on the shows part. Her face is that of an adults. If she dressed her age, she would just be a woman with dwarfism, but one of the more fortunate ones where her body is proportional to her height.
>>149035246>Literally every nerd I know is married with multiple kids,Keep lying, GEEEEEEEK. Go back to your mcwagie job with your fatlandwhale. And of course don't mention the fact you're brown.
>>149035232Really what's the argument for not aging or quickly rotting into worm food being a bad thing? Like even if you eternally had the appearance like a child that's still a pretty good deal compared to what would normally happen otherwise.
/co/mblrtrinna has long lost the ability to understand that you can change for the better hence "it's unrealistic to expect me to change" so they pick an equally undesirable creature, especially of asian or mexican origin and then they both have an unhappy marriage while lying to themselves it's happy, most posters here are in fact brown and they've been educated in their families to think it's normal. Of course 4chan is barely 40k users, don't trust the 230k bots. Reddit is also under 1 million non-bot posters.
Their contradiction is typical of a liberal and an uneducated child. "I don't want to date a normie, who'd ever want to date a normie?" and they associate the so-called "normies" with everything bad that isn't even part of being a normal person while ironically ignoring everything bad about being a cartoon-watching, videogame playing weirdo. Ironically since the jew/Trump changed axis it's slightly starting to no longer be popular to be a videogame playing weirdo so sluts and other ugly versions of "Chads" are slightly starting to cut back on that video game streamer bullshit. Most of the people here aren't even real cartoon fanatics since all they do is watch what their friends watch or what they find on Netflix.
A brown Taxi driver was asking a client if he watched the new live-action Batman movie and the client asked "Batman? isn't that for children?" "No no they made a whole movie it's rated 18+" "Yeah whatever I don't read comic books neither watch kids flicks. Comic books are for children."
>>149035419>preaching about self-improvement on a Cambodian tesseract weaving forum>cites behavior of others as reason to change>[unsolicited opinions on Israel?]KYS
>>149035419They associate "normies" with Pablo & Miguel eating kebab, pizza, tacos, drinking beer watching soccer and BillyBob smoking & drinking beer at a pub.
The average NEET thinking of "normies" doesn't think of well-paid respected lawyers, doctors, blueprint engineers, well-read intellectuals, intelligent people. They ironically associate "normies" with the drecks of society such as hippies, brown kids who smoke(vape kids like them), broken marriages, ugly people(like them) and then go "see? normies are disgusting!" while ironically wasting $100 on some 15 inch anime or comic book figurine because it was on "offer" or "signed" by Bob Kane. While ironically finding nothing bad at all with their fellow landwhale "geeks" or "shaggys". (You know the difference back then? Geeks couldn't stand the smell of their own stench so they never married equally retarded weirdos. Nowadays they're too submissive and lying to themselves)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNJ6dFwh8a4&ab_channel=wakkofrankie
>>149035513>hurf durf dey raciss>professionals aren't listed as normiesFuck off, you absolute tourist.
>>149035232That's because 60% aren't older than the age they'd be stuck at in this scenario
>>149020703 (OP)Does anyone wanna mention or discuss the fact that she was originally Written as Gary Coleman if Female and if he Snapped and turned evil instead of just dying?
Ironic she outlived him.
>>149035419armchair psychologists are almost always more insane than the people they're bitching about.
>>149035419>>149035513>unironically using the term normie instead of normalfagsafe edgy ledditor tourist got lost here on his way to twitter.
>Bruce tries to get Mary back into acting
>he talks with his well-to-do buddies and hears of a fantasy-horror sort of film being made in the Gotham area
>after meeting and chatting with the director, he learns they're short an actor for a secondary antagonist: a witch priestess
>"Funny thing... I actually know an actress who could fill that role."
>"Do ya, Bruce?"
>"She's been in the industry, too."
>"Well, bring 'er down!"
>the next day, Bruce drives an excited Mary down to the studio to meet the director
>"Wha--- no-no-no-no, Bruce! I got enough of a headache with this production, I can't rope in a child actor who--- is she even potty trained?!"
>Mary takes a deep breath, composing herself before speaking in her adult voice:
>"Sir, I'm 45 years old."
>the director's eyes pop open as he looks at her, then to Bruce, then back to her, then suspiciously at the coffee in his hand before Bruce speaks up
>"This is Mary Dahl, -former- child actor."
>"Mary Da--- you're Baby Doll?!"
>she responds, glibly:
>"Charmed..."
>the director runs his free hand over his face before looking back to her
>"I'm very sorry, ma'am. Tell you what, though, that voice comin' outta... you? That might just fit the surreal theme we're goin' for, especially in the role I need--- has Bruce told you what we're doin' here?"
>the conversation continues with Mary being walked around the studio, shown the sets, and being introduced to the other actors
>before even holding an audition, she's in
>gleefully, she runs into Bruce and wraps her arms around his legs, crying in joy
>"I take it she got the part?"
>"I take it she's happy about it!"
>the director hands Bruce a rehearsal schedule
>"Didn't think you'd be branchin' out into talent management..."
>"Eh... inheritance only goes so far, y'know?"
>the director chuckles at the comment before looking nervous, remembering Bruce's personal history
>Bruce acknowledges it with a lighthearted chuckle of his own, as if to say "it's fine"
If Baby Doll had a lewd lower back tattoo, what vulgar text would be printed there?
>>149035840>She sees it.>This isn't what she asked the tattoo parlor for.
>>149035834>Made in China
>>149035834>Warning! Small parts. Not for children.
>>149035834>Dispose of batteries safely
>>149035834>Baby got back
>>149035074This has got to be a copypasta lmao genuinely one of the most embarrassing reads I've ever had on this board there's no way this is legit there ain't no way some buttbaby is crashing out this hard
>>149035989That's actually printed on her big, poofy, super-absorbent, custom-made diaper
can we get this nigga out of here?
>>149036437>rubs head after being hit with the rolling pinWhat did I do?
>>149020724It always thoight this was retarded since she really wants to be fucked and made it a big problem
But no one sane would want to fuck her, she should just accept she's stuck with the pedos lol
She doesn't realize she's making a retarded paradox
>>149020703 (OP)Its one thing to look like a young adult, but being stuck in a kid body will suck
>no strength >no one takes yous seriously >People can easily attack you >can't reach high places And so on, I can't blame her
>>149036483>>no strength>>no one takes yous seriously>>People can easily attack you>>can't reach high placesWell, I'm tallish, I have surprisingly good strength for someone who doesn't lift, and I'm also used to not being taken seriously. I could even tolerate if she goes babymode (I'd probably love her all the more for it, in fact)
>>149036483>>People can easily attack youSelf defense weapons are easy
>>149036559Yeah, if I saw
>>149021055, I'd probably giggle so much about how cute it is that I forget about attacking her
>>149035547>>149035630Go back to >>>/r/eddit.
>>149036728dude using normie tells others to go back. peak retardation.
>When she shows you her collection of sex toys, and most of them are larger than she is.
>>149036749>dudeEw a gen-Z who talks like a hippy. Go back to Discord.
>But all my friends ssay dude!!And take them with you!!
>>149036924>>149036749Get your brown zoom zoom ass back to TikTok where it belongs now. Kid do you want me to knock on your door?
>I'm 30 !!Manchild, do you want me to knock on your door with my associates?
How would Mary react to this thread and the posts I in particular made in it (you know the ones)?
How would DC characters react to how the internet discusses them?
Which would be angry?
Which would be flattered?
Which would leverage it as a chance to get laid?
>>149037532Mary in particular would be very confused and disheartened by this thread in particular, but also have whatever the female version of a "whyboner" is to my posts (or maybe that's just wishful thinking)
>>149034392>>149034612oh hey, some other anons backed me up
to be clear, I agree over tossing actual child molesters and abusers into a woodchipper, but just being a pedophile by itself is a lesser crime than littering. Literally a thought crime.
>>149037738It's important to know *why* things are wrong, and not just blindly repeat that they are while jacking off to how good of a boy you are being.
There's also the accusation being bandied about so haphazardly; the more it's used, the less it means.
>>149020724Here's the clip btw.
>Baby Doll meets someone online.
>Of the span of several months, she thinks it might be love.
>She sets up a date to meet in real life.
>It will be simple, dinner and a movie.
>He shows up to her place, to pick her up.
>She answers the door.
>"Oh... um... is your mother home?"
>She closes the door.
>....
>...
>>149038137Team her up with Chris Hansen.
>>149038137Alternatively
>Baby Doll meets someone online.>Of the span of several months, she thinks it might be love.>She sets up a date to meet in real life.>It will be simple, dinner and a movie.>He says he can't drive, w/e, no big deal>Has her secretary drive>She shows up to his place, to pick him up.>An adult woman answers the door.>"Oh... um... are you Timmy's little online friend?">Dahl decides fuck it and plays along so she can go on a nice date for once.
>>149038194>Oh no! Baby Doll!? It's a setup! I knew it!
>date a girl who is 4'9, legally a dwarf
>even does the internet dating site thing where she claims to be 5'0 when she clearly isnt
>did not mention her height when we started talking
>waited an entire year to meet me because her height bothered her that much
>wore the goofiest heels I have ever seen when we finally met
>is like 90 pounds soaking weight
>kept asking me for months why I didnt have a reaction and dont care she's a dwarf
>took years for her to stop bringing it up
>we're basically married and she lives with me
You faggots are the real problem. A lot of you suffer from the same neuroses that Mary Dahl is supposed to that drove her insane, you have a complex about height and baselessly equate being short with being child-like and it's frankly retarded. This is what "lookism" actually is but you're too busy feeling self-righteous about battling le pedos or whatever to realize you're just a prejudiced cunt. The worst part is when I read some of these posts and know plenty of you are the same sort of guy I'd meet in real life, who keeps their voice down while trying and talk to me about "how lucky I am" to get a girl who's so small, like it's supposed to be some sort of fetish thing. The stories she's told me over the years, combined with the actual real life prejudice and weirdness of normalfags, makes me seriously hope half of you hypocritical niggers are disemboweled by a leprechaun.
>>149020703 (OP)Bitch I was a strange kid where I looked and was built like an 7 year old all the way up till I was 17 years old, then I grew like a weed. The amount of heckling and torment I got over it was astronomical. People would just randomly pick me up and shit in highschool and I'd get weird looks like I didn't belong.
People do not take you seriously when you look like an infant in grown up spaces.
If you were on a date with Mary Dahl, do you think you could convince her to order off the kids' menu at a restaurant?
>>149037573most people aren't into farts.
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I once read a one fanfic where Bruce helped Baby Doll by getting her into voice-acting which honestly sounds like a good solution for her
>>149032026>Starfire and Dick are on a date>Dick: "So I was thinking we could-">???: "Dicky is that you?">Dick: "Oh no.">Mary runs to hug his leg>Mary: "Aww Dicky where have you been I was worried about you">Starfire chuckles>Mary: "Oh hello you must be Starfire my darling son talks alot about you">Starfire pauses>...>Starfire: "Son?">Dick: "Step-son she and Bruce have a thing going on">Starfire: "Oh I see">Starfire takes another look at Mary>Starfire: "I didn't know your father had a thing for... What do you people call it again? Shortstacks?">Dick: "KORY!">Mary giggles
>>149039152Who says she wouldn't be into that and the other stuff?
>>149038600She's not just short, she also looks like a 5 year old child. Even more so than height, if you look like a child people will treat you like one (which doesn't involve much respect).
>>149039204>Good thing you picked me up when you did. My didee might leak if I go in it again, and I WEALLY gotta go!
>>149039152That's not true
>>149039438>boobsimmersion ruined
>>149039438Wouldn't her size make it VERY difficult for her to hold her liquor? I bet those drinks go right through her... good thing there're always diapers in her size, huh?
>>149039460You might be interested in these boards
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>>149039482I am, thank you!
>>149039152IHF Vol 2 #11 still makes me seethe.
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>>149039221Even in her first appearance there's this "mask off" moment where she shows her age.
>being stuck in traffic with Mary in a booster seat in the back saying she needs to "go-o-o-o-o-o-o!" after drinking that large soda from the drive-thru
>>149039482If only we had people who's job was to police this board...
Love this guy desperately trying to get an ERP session going
>>149021242It's not about how they look or even how they act. Women are fucking retarded. I just saw a post on reddit about how a full grown woman who was petite and had tiny breasts was repulsed that men were attracted to her. This isn't the first time I've witnessed this shit. Now I can empathize a little more if you look like an actual CHILD having the complex that no matter how sweet or how much of a prize your man is, that he wants you physically and while you want them to want you physically, you're creeped out by it. I mentioned the above example because the phenomenon is totally a thing and for Babydoll or that one chick on YT who has the same disease irl where she is 20 but looks like she's 8 (I forget her name) it's probably multiplied tenfold.
>>149020716Dressing like a children's toy probably has more to do with her issues than her condition.
>>149040084>Dressing like a childFixed and it's adorable
>>149040074Just skimmed the thread. Shauna Rae is the chick on YT whose name I forgot, you all are always on the same page as me
>>149040042No, just throwing ideas out there. I was going to continue
>>149035780 with them both watch her movie in the theater before she needed to water the garden in the middle of it, but I had something else to do and lost interest
>>149021206Then there's Kenny from the (epic) tv Highlander series. He was like 11 when his immortality triggered, and stuck in that body as an immortal. I remember him specifically pissed about being over 800 years old, with the mind of a man, yet never able to have a woman.
>>149021461Drugs and alcohol.
>>149039780Build for bat cock
>>149022227Considering how many of them are hit with overdraft fees, they clearly aren't mature enough for them yet.
>>149022260Even THEY knew how shit women would be as "responsible adults", and they knew they would look evil, putting women in the poor house and out on the street because they couldn't manage their own spending and financial obligations. They had scruples back then.
>>149039780Coupled with the fact that her normal speaking voice sounded like Roseanne Barr...
>>149038061She put her fist right into his prostate from the front. Damn.
>>149040084Yup. People forget that Dahl is seriously damaged as a person.
>>149038061Mary Dahl doing this exact rant while wearing a diaper when she grabs her butt at 0:32
>>149040289She could be healed of 90% of her problems if she got some action.
>>149040379Which is why I wanted them to stay together
>>149040408Killer croc cock is bigger than her entire body. Have some mercy anon.
>>149040429Knowing how the episode went, her taking off her emergency pullup (because she's been doing well enough lately to not need diapers) would probably deflate it pretty quickly the big, green coward...
>>149022053I mean if you really really wanna go back our entire current notion of love basically dates back to the late 1700s.
Before that, arranged marriage was basically a business arrangement between the parents and they'd condition the kids to love each other from a young age.
>>149035840>>149035887These dollfucker anons get it.
>>149040964Everyone conspires to get baby doll some D vitamins
>>149040964Short people don't need to feel like they have to only date short people. Besides, she's a 9 and he's like a 2.
>>149041065>Everyone conspires to get baby doll some D vitaminsshe definitely needs it
>>149041108I don't think that's what the author had in mind pairing them together
>>149041360Intentions or not, she's out of his league.
>>149020703 (OP)now for something a little different
>>149041368>she's out of his leagueYou're talking about someone who dated Killer Croc.
>>149041462Villains don't typically see "inner beauty", so I can only assume she has self esteem problems. A marvel she hasn't gone into the porn industry.
>>149041440>>149041463having lot's of problems posting right now, so here's a link to the rest of this set;
https://www.deviantart.com/brisksunrise/gallery/87761886/batdoll
>>149041474She has gone into it. But you can only find the video tapes in the black market
>>149040964>Sorry I'm late! There was a huge line at the bakery and I had to pee SO bad! You were right, Harley, that diaper DID come in handy! And I don't think anyone noticed it, either...
>>149022554What was the webcomic?
>>149041904buddy I'm as much of /d/eviant as the next anon but please do us all a favor and take a long walk off a short pier
>>149021434DC COMICS HIRE THIS ANON
Imagine Bruce and Mary "dating," but Mary constantly dressing and acting as a little girl, including having "accidents" that she promises are totally unplanned, which Bruce responds to in kind by making her wear diapers (which she doesn't seem to mind very much...)
The thing that annoys me the most is that I fall for these spoiler tags literally every time because I want to read something interesting and then get hit with the same stupid fetish nonsense over and over
Shame on me
>>149042693NTA but I hope you enjoy.
>Be poor and unemployed in Gotham City>A red-haired office lady with glasses approaches you and offers you a job>Red hair>Office lady>Glasses>Hat trick!>You feel a pain inside because you know you're not good enough for a woman like this. You have nothing to offer to her>You tell her you have no real skills and abilities>She reassures you that the job is entry level but also offers minimum wage with the possibility of bonuses>Her reassurances make you crack>Idiot that you are, it doesn't even cross your mind that you may have been tricked into having your organs harvested>You show up at the place>There are a few other people there>Who the hell brought his annoying kid here?>The kid starts bothering people until she proclaims angrily that she is the boss>You all laugh>The kid breaks the nearest man's leg with a big wooden mallet>Laughter stops>You all look around in fear, but the Joker doesn't come out>A collective sigh comes out in relief>"Oh now you listen. See? Now they listen. They like slapstick because they have the brains of brats" says the kid>She introduces herself properly this time>She is Mary Dahl, a former child actress, and you are now her henchmen>If you refuse to work for her now that you know about her, she will ruin your life with fake ceepee of herself>If you laugh at her, she will break your legs>Turns out not laughing at her is easier said than done>You start wearing a helmet to both protect your identity and to hide your mouth>You don't talk much around her either, out of fear that you will burst into laughter
>>149042876>You are in no other way remarkable among your coworkers or as a henchman in general>Yet you stand out, which is a bad, bad idea for fodder>For no other reason than that, Baby Doll starts calling you Hellmet and she upgrades you from henchman to sidekick>Baby Doll calls out for you often when she is in trouble because you are the most memorable of her henchmen>This gives the impression that you are the guy to call when the chips are down>Gossip travels fast in the underworld of Gotham, disguised as information>Your existence is more amusing than news of who broke out of Arkham this week, so Hellmet becomes the talk of the town>People figure that if you're talked about so much then you must be a big deal>"I heard he is some kind of ninja prodigy who in on the run after killing his master.">"Who, Hellmet? Nah. He made a deal with the Devil. See, the helmet is giving 'im powers but it is also a gateway to hell. His head is in hell.">"You guys remember Red Hood? Chances are Hellmet is some hero, or worse a villain, who came back from the grave to take revenge.">Now some villains are trying to poach you, offering contracts or partnerships>Some sorcerers are coming after you to take your magicks>The assassins' guild wants you dead for muscling in on it's turf>The Batman has his eyes on you>You're just some everyday rando in a helmet who was hired to vandalize celebs' houses and social media
>>149042880>Batman never seems to bother you, at least as much as he does the rest of the underworld>Everyone starts thinking you're so much of a badass even Batman won't mess with you>Turns out your helmet contains electronic monitoring courtesy of Wayne Electronics as a safety feature (secret backdoor) so Bats just knows what you and Mary and everyone else is doing>Turns out you really are one of the most important people/patsies in Gotham due to all the crime you stopCheers for that
>>149023205The MST3K movie "Alien From LA" cast Kathy Ireland as struggling to attract men because she spoke in her normal voice and wore street clothes on the beach. Her character arc ends with her olin a bikini using a trained voice.
This art imitates life aspect makes it pretty interesting for a bad movie.
>>149024210Mary not getting hormone therapy makes more sense if BTAS was set in 1939. Of course the larger DCAU made that impossible (plus Nygma's origin was set in the computer game industry).
>>149042876>>149042880>>149043043Love me some Sid the Squid-style stories of random mooks rising to notoriety. Bravo.
>>149020703 (OP)That is not a good thing.
>>149041971>What was the webcomic?it was on webtoons: https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/deathsitter/deathsitter/viewer?title_no=293285&episode_no=1&serviceZone=GLOBAL
I think they do go over why being stuck as kid sucks, but its not the only thing going on in the comic. She doesnt stay stuck as a kid for long..
>149043086It was uncanny ho wow her normal voice made her sound like N64-era Princess Peach.
>>149042876>>149042880>>149043043Most excellent green, my dude. Fun idea.
I should point out that the first two of those greentext posts were another anon, I just wanted to throw another idea in at the end
I was saying cheers because I appreciated that it wasn't another fetish post
>>149039780Elmer Fudd in drag
>>149041557>>1490415254chan's servers are in Israel which got bombed.
>>149020703 (OP)>villainess standing bjIt's a sacrifice I'm will to make, so her string of villainy will stop.
>>149044890nah the servers shit themselves for other reasons
My God this fucking thread, are you guys serious?
Not only she was a midglet but she was also the star of a corny sitcom so everyone treated her like a joke
She was basically trapped for the whole life in a "SAY THE LINE BART" situation
She was basically Gary Coleman, after a while it gets old
How is she gonna be called "Baby Doll" and not give the most adorable hugs and kisses to her henchmen for doing a good job while wearing a diaper?
>>149045650internet users are well known to lack media literacy
>>149045650>AAAAIIIEEEEEEEE SHE'S CUTE AND PETITE FOREVERthe horror.
>>149021434He wouldn't even have to date her but just come out in public with her as a friend
The newsfags will do the rest.
But I could imagine them doing well together as he is the man she wishes she was "woman enough" to get and she reminds him of the stolen childhood that he at times thinks about.
What would be a big issue is that she would be on him so much he couldn't leave to be Batman and they might become so co-dependent that BOTH are defeated and it might even be worse if she knew.
Alfred would have to split them apart in order to get Batman to reappear, probably by finding some other rich dude who hates Bruce for no reason to take her off his hands.
He contacts the other rich dudes butler, an old female friend of his who sets up a situation for this to happen by causing a situation at the theater to which Wayne has a PTSD moment and remembers everything that made him become Batman and after he saves her as Wayne, he tells her it won't work out, run away and changes into his batman costume to figth whatever hired goon started all the problems while the rich dude goes after the distraught Baby Dahl
The kino at the end would be him outside in the rain as to hint that he may be crying while looking out at the city telling Aflred that he forgot he's never allowed to have love because he needs to stay dedicated to Batman. While he says that Alfred is looking at a pocket watch which shows and old picture of him and that Butler girl who was working with the other rich dude which hints that they were together at one point. He says they must both make sacrifices for the good of Gotham and that as long as he lives he will be ther for Bruce
Imagine Harley and Mary casing somewhere to rob while in disguise, with Harley carrying Mary around like a baby, then Mary whispering in Harley's ear, "Quinn, I gotta fart superbad!"
>The rape victim that pretends to be pedohunter tries to literally shit up the thread
How many months has it been, 3, 5?
>>149046121The who that what now?
>>149022775two bad things can exist at once, pedofaggot.
>>149045870>What would be a big issue is that she would be on him so much he couldn't leave to be Batman and they might become so co-dependent that BOTH are defeated and it might even be worse if she knewI like to imagine Mary as yet another Batgirl
>>149046450>"Master Bruce, I've provided Madam Dahl with protective measures as requested">"Thank you Alfred">"I've also allowed her to request adjustments to ensure she is comfortable as well as protected">"Very good. In the event of catastrophe, at least we know she'll be alright">Alfred gives Bruce a look>"What?">"Master Bruce, you permitted me access to all of your resources and allowed Madam Dahl to make requests as desired.">"... Yes.">"Can the world's greatest detective not deduce what precisely that means?">Baby Doll swings by wearing a bright pink Batgirl ensemble>his face when
>>149046484>a bright pink Batgirl ensemble with a massive diaper bulging underneath
>>149046535>Bruce looks at Alfred with a scowl>"What? It was her idea, not mine."
>>149022436Not boobs, definitely a sweater issue tho. Sorry.
>>149039438Fat hangers!
Also, it'd be the only thing on her that will grow.
>>149040379Also maybe...just maybe....move out of Gotham? Lots of cities in the world.
>>149047275Predictably, her online profile spikes in viewers after her tits start coming in again. It sickens her, but the money sure doesn't...
>>149047359It's sorta like that time a video of her buying diapers at the supermarket went viral
>>149047483Because it's shit like bunching up and animation shit. She's flatsville man. Now, if she had REAL TITS, she'd be a 38 EE cup, like a REAL oppai loli.
>>149047534you keep trying bro but there's no interest.
>>149047996That one was one of my least trying posts
>>149039221She's a 40 years old midget according to the canon. Not a real loli.
>>149022976Blackpill: Only Chads are allowed to be pedos
>>149022996You have the simps to thank for that. If simps didn't exist, women wouldn't dictate the rules or have a voice.
Total Simp Death
Imagine if you were hired to help Mary with grocery shopping (driving her there, pushing the cart, reaching high items, etc.) and you saw a pack of diapers with Mary's face on it, which she caught you looking at and said
>Look, I really needed the money... and they're really comfy and I took some home and y'know what, throw them in the cart. They're good for business trips, anyway...
>>149020757Why don't these cartoonists draw actual lolis? A midget will never be a loli.
>>149035232>>149035404Even in universe Peter Pan not all of the kids were happy with eternal youth. In most media incarnations it's normally kids with bad home lives that choose to stay, while Wendy and her brothers with loving parents move on.
Discussion also made me realize, yeah they have eternal youth, but on a lush island full of magic and adventure, kids would love that. It'd be fucking hell to have eternal youth but stuck in some rundown crime capital.
>>149021434>>149023806>>149045870Most Batman villains are pretty sympathetic. Fans want to see the fights, but a lot empathize and want to see them get better too. Though there's a range in the sympathy and rehabilitation (becoming a superhero, becoming a good person, turning sane enough for normal prison, getting shot in the head)
If DC does a new run with time continuity or lore TV show these all sound like great ideas to send the character off on.
>>149021220>twitter artists when they want to draw toddlers but don't want to be cancelled
>>149049553She's not a toddler tho, she's a woman whose growth was stunted (my headcanon is she should have an adult figure, but she wears clothes that hide it to look more "babylike" sometimes).
>>149047359you see BIG TIT PROBLEMS
but you haven't seen BIG TIT SMOL BOD PROBLEMS
If Mary wanted you to pick her up and carry her like a princess while she hugged a teddy bear you won for her at a carnival game, would you?
>>149051094Oh... this one's normal. Genuinely cute, even.
Anyway, uhh... yes.
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>>149049477>but on a lush island full of magic and adventure, kids would love thatYou'd think anyone would love not aging and living in such a lively place. It would suck not seeing family or friends you already had but the normal expected life for humans now is shit. Man made poisons and diseases and social manipulation often take or warp your loved ones prematurely anyway. Even if the world government could back off and not be so exaggeratedly evil it would still suck to have only 100 years of life at best where you can barely function in the second half when there's so much to see and do.
>>149052061some people are anti-social, so they wouldnt car eabout hteir family dying
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>>149038061i don't think i've ever seen a french animation that wasn't sexual
>>149020703 (OP)>>149020716The real reason is that she was typecasting for a single character and couldn't succeed when the show ended, which forced her to become a prostitute.
>>149053199Imagine if she got picked up by a John who put her in a diaper and made her roleplay as his and his wife's daughter then paid her for the evening
>>149035780I reckon Mary would be a kickass voice actor. Her voice control is already top-notch, she could use her talents while bypassing her appearance.
>>149025224Gross looking genetic defect
>>149036264some people get high as a kite or drunk as a skunk and post and then make a game out of defending their bullshit when they sober up.
>>149053844I was thinking more along the lines of a live-action film where her youthful appearance and grown-up voice were used to surreal effect
Watch the btas episode nigger. and learn to process and understand characters while you are at it.
>>149053938I wonder if they'd ever try giving her a surrogate "Mommy" and "Daddy" out of two of the doctors...
>โfemcelโ complains about being femcel
>literally hundreds of men shower her with attention and praise
This is why the concept of femcels doesnโt work. Women have issues selecting quality mates, not the quantity of available suitors (not after the internet anyway).
>>149051506"Les kassos", on youtube. But, it's unfortunately geolocked to France and Belgium. There is Spanish dubs available, though.
>>149054311>the concept of femcels doesnโt workThe founder of the first Involuntary Celibate forum was a woman.
>>149054350It's true, but history was rewritten. The anon is right, being a "femcel" is a meme nowadays. Besides, no one hates single women these days. If you're a man and you don't have a partner, you're on a terrorist list.
>>149053972The problem is that it doesn't work beyond one episode and especially not as a Batman villain.
>>149054415>If you're a man and you don't have a partner, you're on a terrorist listNo, you silly goose. As much as media figures love to vilify single men (mostly just to rile up single men), the actual-factual Powers That Be just see you as a walking statistic; and not a "kid in the city gunned down by gang violence" kind of statistic, a demographic to exploit. At most, a potential draft candidate (not that you'll be seeing combat if you're not fit for it, but they'll still do that break-you-down-build-you-up military thing to make you the perfect barracks janitor if they want/have to). To the rest of society, who aren't in the Outer or Inner Party, don't think all single men are potential terrorists ready to snap (except a decent chunk who've been utterly hollowed out by their algorithm feed); they just think it's kinda sad to be in the prime of your life and not having or pursuing a romantic partner.
In fact, I think that's the biggest part of it: a lot of true-to-definition "incels" have made their designation a self-fulfilling prophecy by making it part of their identity, so they basically give up on finding someone. And then they push themselves even further away from the world by telling themselves the world hates them, and shitty talking-head puppets are happy to make them think it's true, when it's just shitty talking-head puppets using their position to pull the ladder up, at a time when the water is rising and more people need to get to higher ground; and it all suits the Inner Party just fine because they've already found the highest ground of all. All they have to do is wave their MK ULTRA magic wands over the celebrities, politicians, and even high-ranking federal agents to wall off parts of their brain and guide them towards pushing the populace to blaming each other for everything, whether it's by race, gender, sexuality, whatever. As long as the Proles are a mess of clashing ideas, we're no threat to them.
Anyway, uh... what was I saying?
>>149020757I would kill for a girlfriend under 5 feet.
>>149028323you're a big guy
This thread is full of retards (not me, tho)
>>149025224Midgets tend to look awful so they are right.
There'sa difference with a dwarf and being petite.
What the hell is going on in this thread?
>>149035043something about consent
>>149052836You just made this? Good job. Needs to go on the booru.
>>149044812Don't let the rabbit with the saggy tits see her
>>149056137Okay but we need her as Batgirl
>>149056137>rev up this HarleyI'm going to assume that means her making engine noises out of her "tailpipe."
Wow, phrasing that was kinda gross, even for me...
>>149022587>>149022702>>149022833>>149034392>>149034612>>149037984>/co/ actually, unironically (let me stress that part, UNIRONICALLY) defending pedophiliaoh boy, glad I didn't miss this thread before it 404'd
>>149059683I know this is probably going to sound like goofy semantics to you, but it's not: are they defending the action (as in, if R. Kelly himself showed up in this thread, they'd tell him he did absolutely nothing wrong), or are they saying something more akin to, "Having criminal urges doesn't make you a criminal IF you never act on them"?
>>149059683What the fuck, literally how new are you?
>>149059917these posts go beyond typical hurr durr
>out of 10!>uohhshit, and are actually trying to convince anons that pedophilia is genuinely ok
that's fucked, these people can vote
>>149059976Multiple of the posts are literally saying that child molestation is immoral. What the fuck are you on about?
>>149059976>trying to convince anons that pedophilia is genuinely ok>>149059770>these people can voteDon't worry, like anyone else, their vote gets thrown in the garbage in favor of the pre-determined outcome anyway.
>>149059976Oh so you're a retard
>>149056137>Wanna know how I found out this suit is air-tight?
>>149053938Are there files like this for other Batman villains?
>"I don't get it, why don't men love me for who I am? Is it because I look like a toddler?"
>Batman looked up at her as Mary was dressed in her Baby Doll season 2 outfit
>"Mary, you dress up in a little girl's clothes, design weapons as toys, and speak in a childish tone."
>"Takes one to know one."
>Mary pouted as she looked down at Bruce wearing only his cowl in bed
>"I'm only doing this for your rehabilitation."
>"Yeah yeah, now pin me down and tell me how much I'm in trouble Brucie."
>>149020703 (OP)HOLY SHIT WHY IS SO FUCKING HOT SUCK MY DICK RIGHT NOW
>>149062609can mary dahl handle batman?
>>149038061If I met a woman like this, how would I convince her I found her genuinely sexy?
Having the body of a toddler, would Mary still wet the bed?
>>149063960I know you get off to any kind of acknowledgement, whether it be positive or negative, but please, just fuck off. You are exhausting.
I feel like a good portion of Gothamโs inhabitants would be interesting to follow in short slice-of-life style comics. I doubt someone like Baby Doll could sustain a โcareerโ as regular comic villain, but sheโs definitely interesting as a character in her own right. Same with a lot of Batmanโs other, lesser-utilized rogues.
Does Mary still sleep with a teddy bear and a nightlight?
>>149064382No, I think she mostly does the kid stuff to keep up appearances and make others underestimate her.
She probably still HAS those things she had as a kid, but she doesn't actively sleep with them.
>"What is that?"
>"It's my safety stick."
>"That's a magic wand."
>"It's a safety. Stick."
>"Ok, what does the ma-what does it do?"
>"So I hold it like this."
>"Ok, good so far."
>"Then I lie down like this."
>"Alright, still with you."
>"And then you put that thing in my mouth and fuck my throat like you're trying to impregnate me."
>"...That doesn't explain the wand."
>"Well, when I inevitably pass out from the lack of air, I'll drop the STICK, and that lets you know to pull out and not kill me. Come on, it's like this is the first time you've had sex with someone shorter than your belly button."
>"...Wow, dude."
>"Now get to work, babymama wants to ding-dong ditch God."
>>149064587>"Now get to work, babymama wants to ding-dong ditch God."Worth reading the greentext just for that line
>>149064587And y'all think diapers are too freaky...
>Thread now at bump limit
Well... what did we learn?
>>149064865Obscure Batvillains that people have a soft spot for or waifu can sustain long-lasting threads?
>>149064587>"Now get to work, babymama wants to ding-dong ditch God."
>Mary, after excusing herself to "go potty" during a tea party:
>"I need more adult fwiends..."
>she thinks for a second at what she just said, then facepalms