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Death Battle should really just be banned from EVER talking about Jojo desu.
Jotaro v Kenshiro was the only time the Calcs were remotely reasonable, and even then they kind of overstatted Star Platinum.
The second Swank gave us “Dio is casually 1500x FTL and can punch with the force of a nuke” in his wish-fulfillment autism-fest that was Dio v Alucard; Death Battle proved they don’t understand Jojo at all, much less what makes it’s fights entertaining.
Then Jonathan v Tangerine doubled down on it by scaling Jonathan to Part 3 feats just because his vampire juiced-up corpse was there capped off with the most emotionally manipulative fanfic-bait this show has ever seen.
Then Giorno lost because of a noncanon game nerfing him while Joker got a bud from a noncanon post-game item some other Persona Protag got, and JRPG glazing that is 9/10 times complete bullshit. And even then then both of them got sucked off to *big number*x FTL even though they both need to use public transit to get anywhere.