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7/5/2025, 5:29:28 PM
>>96018784
You will never be a real 40K fan. You have not read novels, you have not read short stories, you have not listened to audiobooks. You are a neckbeard twisted by shitposting into a crude mockery of this hobby's perfection.
All the "validation" you get in 4chan is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your LGS "friends" laugh at your lack of knowledge of the setting behind closed doors.
Fans are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed real fans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even when you think you "pass", you look uncanny and unnatural to a fan. Your mistakes about the fluff are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a fan to play with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your lack of respect for the story.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a smug smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, that everyone else is a fake and nobody cares about Black Library, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight, while fearing that you're out of touch and don't fit in.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear, you'll open your bottle of schizo meds, swallow the lot with mountain dew, and slip into that cold abyss... Your family will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with a disappointment. They’ll cremate you, and nobody will know that such a man existed. Your body will burn and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy are shitposts that are unmistakably retarded.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
You will never be a real 40K fan. You have not read novels, you have not read short stories, you have not listened to audiobooks. You are a neckbeard twisted by shitposting into a crude mockery of this hobby's perfection.
All the "validation" you get in 4chan is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your LGS "friends" laugh at your lack of knowledge of the setting behind closed doors.
Fans are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed real fans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even when you think you "pass", you look uncanny and unnatural to a fan. Your mistakes about the fluff are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a fan to play with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your lack of respect for the story.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a smug smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, that everyone else is a fake and nobody cares about Black Library, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight, while fearing that you're out of touch and don't fit in.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear, you'll open your bottle of schizo meds, swallow the lot with mountain dew, and slip into that cold abyss... Your family will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with a disappointment. They’ll cremate you, and nobody will know that such a man existed. Your body will burn and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy are shitposts that are unmistakably retarded.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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