NOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN GRASS WONDERINO!!!

I'M SO SAD BECAUSE HE WAS A HORSE AND HE LIKE, RAN REALLY FAST OR SOMETHING! AND HE WAS TURNED INTO AN ANIME GIRL IN MY CHINESE PHONE GAME AND NOW I REALIZE THAT ANIMALS HAVE FEELINGS AND PRECIOUS LIVES JUST LIKE WE HUMANS DO!

Anyway, I have to go, my ubereats just got here. Tonight we're having fried chicken and hamburbers!