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>racing is about going FAST so I will focus everything on SPEED
so this is the power of the /uma/ brain...

GRASS WONDER LOVE

gonna pump one out later in honor of her lads...

Mambo has 3 spots for /uma/dachis in need of a club
Just be active and come trade shoes
If you can't find it leave your id and I will send you an invite

>>534418606
no one said that, who are you quoting?

>>534418469 (OP)
rip

gonna pump one in her later after she's had her sweet barley tea

Why is every Uma mom from Gray is poor?
Don't they get paid pretty well for winning classified races?

It's just an animal.

>>534418680
too many posts to quote sorry, character limit

>Take the Iron Pill every game.
>Don't give a fuck.
>3.67x more effective than a grey skill.
>192 cost with sparks.
>Doesn't need a support card.
>Tanks debuffs so I can save Swinging Mambo and BOFA for later.
>Turns Evil Nature into anal priestess.
Inb4
>But anon, that's stupid.
Shut up.

Here for my fatass Grass Wonder

Pour one out for GOD WONDER

Give me some facts and trivia about the real Grass.
>>534418634
Sorry for calling you generic looking that one time, I grew to like your design since.

I STILL HAVEN'T ROLLED HER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>534418796
He had a boner while seeing Special Week once.

FUCK WHY CAN'T THE HORSES LIVE FOREVER
GOD ISN'T REAL
FUCKK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>534418751
but what if my favourite position is front runner retard

>9* + 6* URA parent is done
I might unironically still use my 2* stam/3* URA over this so I can grind for a 9* URA.

>>534418802
same (never rolled for horses yet)

>>534418796
He demolished the dandelion population on his pasture.

>>534418751
i kneel...

>>534418802
>he didn't roll her before (s)he died
Actually bricked. This is like not listening to Bowie's last album before his death was announced. Bricked life.

>>534418704
Who is winning the race anon? Most uma will never achieve their dream. They all love to race but not everyone get to race and win. Most can't even get to the OP series which is not even graded.

I'd rather hear Xi, Putin or Trump drop dead out of the blue than retired race horses passing away...

>>534418796
I wish they kept her exchange student uniform design
I like that more

Guess people whose favorite is already dead have it the best.

>>534418894
>>534418913
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
I'VE PULLED LIKE 70 TIMES ON HONSES AND I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN HER

>>534418935
literally me rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK8844NJgho

someone post the fat grass wonder photo i need to laugh

>>534418751
>he gets jammed early race
that's not very sigma male of you

>6 +30 energy in a row
I AM GOING TO KILL MAYANO TOPGUN

>>534418942
I mean they still get money even if not first right?
At least thats how horse betting works I think.

I think I bricked my Golshi. She goes too fast because of Straightaway acceleration and then always is in the middle of the pack midrace and Anchors Aweigh never triggers

>>534418796
Grass Wonder specially assaulted Special Week and the experience traumatized Special Week enough to become racist against every horse that even looked like Grass Wonder

fuck this image was so good and now it's bricked

>>534419112
Grass just died bro wtf

>>534418469 (OP)
>>534418796
The actual horse had aura, RIP big guy

>>534419130
Most don't even make it to the race track

Horse Ken-sama...

>>534418737
the same that will be said about you, little blud
but the difference is nobody will actually mourn you

What was Grass's cause of death?

I like uma breasts

>>534418606
>>534418680
Twin turbo has in fact said this

I feel bad for not having done grass career yet cause I waited for her to be 3*... sorry..

>>534419262

rip fatboy

Is Extra Tank actually worth a consideration in this debuff meta?

>>534419023
try 200

I used to think Tony Soprano was a bitch for crying when his horse died. Now I can sympathize.

>People started making fun of Grass Wonder's weight the last few days
>Now the horse dies
:(

I pulled on hoerses like 50+ times and Grass Wonder is the only one among the 1/2* spread that i didnt even get

>>534419329
Maybe the summer heat got to him?

He died of old age fat and happy. There's no better way to go for race horses.

>I WON???
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>534418673
375892239686
I couldn't find it.

>>534419012
yeah about that...

Fat honse rip

>>534419112
posessed by the ghost of fat wonder...

>>534419165
Lots of edit potential now

>>534419330
oh lawd...

NOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN GRASS WONDERINO!!!

I'M SO SAD BECAUSE HE WAS A HORSE AND HE LIKE, RAN REALLY FAST OR SOMETHING! AND HE WAS TURNED INTO AN ANIME GIRL IN MY CHINESE PHONE GAME AND NOW I REALIZE THAT ANIMALS HAVE FEELINGS AND PRECIOUS LIVES JUST LIKE WE HUMANS DO!

Anyway, I have to go, my ubereats just got here. Tonight we're having fried chicken and hamburbers!

>>534419329
aaaiee I thought it was a shitpost
Grass is one of my favourite umas in game

>>534419398
True, RIP.

>>534419509
Have a nice meal anon!

>>534419509
go back to /bag/

>>534419329
RIP big guy

>>534419426
Invite has been sent!

>>534418802
>>534419023
time in Japan is ahead of most of the world so if you live west of Japan it's not too late

It happens to the best of us...

>>534419484
I am at 15 +30 rests at this point and I didn't even get to the 10k fans objective yet. I am really tempted to just drop this run instead of suffering through this.

>>534417967
>>534417990
Built a decent Oguri with a borrowed Maru grandparent since I don't have my own Maru
Will have to do the same with Golshi if I want to get her Rudolf's skill since I don't have her either so there's no way to guarantee 18* parents, the blue sparks for my Oguri were kinda ass
Guess I'll just pray during my daily borrows

Did global really kill grass wonder...

>>534419112
just be glad you didn't get hit with sleep derived from those

>>534419230
ok but can you actually explain how daiwa scarlet is better in that screenshot?
lmao thanks for proving me right.

>>534419704
oh I thought you meant the eating event and not the lowroll sleep deprived rest event

Urara is 29 btw

>>534419790
I did get one just now

>>534419509
Go on a vegan diet for a year and then show me how you lift a 150kg brass non return valve and handle it with enough strength to position it properly on a sea cooling water line.

>>534419812
nyo...

Spe must be seething in horse heaven right now.

Woah MacKweeen...
Easy on the cake there....

Is vision skill even matter?

>>534419868
This is what happens when you don't cure slow metabolism.

>>534419894
only debuffs
they're funny at causing boxes
all horses start with max vision iirc

Would you know my name...if I saw you in Heaven?

Would it be the same...if I saw you in Heaven?

I must be strong...and carry on

Cause I know, I don't belong...here in Heaven

How hard is it to just ignore the irony poisoned, likely underage soiteen? There's always a couple whenever something happens just don't give them the attention they're flailing around for.

>>534419329
RIP Grass-kun

It doesn't stop

>>534419949
why are suzuka's eyes so full of light
she's supposed to be the dead one

>>534419863
Anon, you're looking up towards the heavens like you're looking for Grass Wonder. Let me tell you something bro, Grass ain't in heaven. Grass is down there, IN HELL!

Uma JP xeeter always make a condolence post whenever a horse dies. Will global xeeter do the same?

>>534419165
>>534419495

>>534419827
a gorilla could tear your bicep straight off your humerus and all they eat is plants.

>>534420087
noice

>900 spd
>900 stam
>4th in URA Medium Semi
>must have got boxed... as a frontrunner...
>clock time
>5th,3rd,4th
gowd damn, goldshi mode got hands

>>534420087
Needs Spe-chan butting in somewhere

Why did Cygames do it?

Uma&Co got room for 1 more active trainer now after doing some more cleaning, we're looking to push into top 100 this month so we need more strong trainers.
If you want to join but you're on cooldown, drop your ID on reply and I'll invite you.

>>534410048
>>534411345
Neither of you replied with your ID on last thread so I'm assuming you guys found another club

>>534420114
You're not a gorilla, retard. Even though you clearly have the IQ of one.

why should I build golshi as end?
isn't late position way better in all circumstances?

>>534420120
let me guess, 523 power and 302 wit?

>>534420157

Fuck you too, game.

I'd be happy with just 2 star

>>534420157
late gets boxed easily and end starts their spurt earlier or something. At least that's what I feel like
and golshi is like the only end runner if you aren't rolling for the little boygirl

>>534420152
Do you have a quota? I'd say I play more than the average player per day but less than the sweats. Thinking of jumping ship cuz my danchou is a slacker who hasn't even logged on in a day

>>534419863
Prepare your anus. Fat American gay cock is comming. Poor Spe.

>>534420157
her potential lv benefits end closer and even comes with a free gold recovery, why wouldn't you?

>>534420029
borrow a MLB tazuna will solve your problem

>>534420282
they do
they have a quota which was why I left lol

>>534420152
what's your weekly quota

>>534420156
ironic.

>>534418469 (OP)
Bwo...

https://x.com/i/trending/1953758436732412374
What did Elon mean by this

>>534420480
she jinxed it...

>>534420480
I can't believe the seiyuu fucking killed him

>>534420152
"Top 100"

Seems impossible unless the leader here makes a 2m/day req.

>>534420174
>let me guess, stats that normally sweep the finals?
yeah

I told myself I would only buy 1 uma figure, but I'm already looking at Special Week listings to go with my Silence Suzuka.

>>534420282
Are you in a /v/ club?

>>534420442
Cows get really fat just from eating grass. Wanna bulk up? Eat some grass. Go ahead, go outside and do it right now. See how that goes for you. All living beings metabolise the same according to you.

No really, go eat some grass.

>>534420480
classic death flag

>>534420794
Nope, /vg/

So when is the drug update?
I want to boost my umas.

>>534420858
nvm then

RIP Wonder

>>534418469 (OP)
Can't believe Golshi murdered Grass as a prank....

Did Grass Wonder die with a massive erection too?

>>534420970
Inside of him? Yes. It was mine.

>>534420480
Brutal
I'll have some dandelion wine tonight in his honour.

>>534419812
Soon

GRASS WONDER OLEV

>>534420989
too soon

>>534419812
That makes two of us.

>>534421027
What do you mean too soon? Had I waited any more it would have been cold!

>forgot to do 2nd year optional Takarazuka kinen on Goldship for hidden event
>Got Turf and Medium S spark
Fuck

How the FUCK are you supposed to win anything when doing Taishin's career? Like fucking seriously this bitch is impossible without good card set. It's either constant mood downs or she will just decide to randomly job at the end.

>>534420282
>>534420407
I'd say about 1M+ daily but It's not exactly a quota , I'm not going to kick people because they missed a day or they did 800K or anything.
Just pull your weight overall and contribute as much as you're comfortable with. If you're doing your 3 daily runs you should be doing that much anyway and while events are running even more.
I'm looking for people that play the game not clock in & clock out.

>>534418469 (OP)
Sleep well Grass Wonder...

>>534421185
Your pal card?

... will we get freebies for this

The chances on S aptitudes on what you need seem rough
It’s what? 30% total for a 9* parent with one specific red
So 18% total for two specific reds at 9* each across both inheritance events combined?

Gems soon?

>>534418469 (OP)
Urara and Doto next
It's over...

>>534420480
>>534421000
Let's be real though
That horse had a way better life than I do, and died of old age
I really can't feel sad about that

>first horse death after global release

Though he died of old age which is the best end

Grass Wonder deserved it desu.

>>534418469 (OP)
The last of team Rigil is gone...

>>534421267
>>534421292
how brown are you?

>top fan count leaves club
>rating goes from 500 to 900

>impulse pull everytime I hit 1,500

Guys, it's over for me. I cannot be save.

>>534421186
>If you're doing your 3 daily runs you should be doing that much anyway
lmao no way fag
350k is a lucky run for me.

>>534421263
That's a meme I refuse to believe in. I'm going to give this bitch a final chance when SC drops and if Allah wills it I'll get some good cards from her banner.

>>534421186
sorry man but unless it's 2M daily I'm not joining
sick tired of all the fucking freeloaders

>>534421186
Sent application

>>534421363
were in the same club
idk what to do now cause others seem to be leaving too

Why does Grass Wonder not have any figures aside from a prize fig...

>>534421336
>Suzuka
>1994-1998

>>534421334
Racist hooves typed this.

>>534421373
As retarded as the games powercreep gets later on, for now youre only punished for not having a Kitasan black. You can roll to your hearts content, Super Creek and Seiun Sky can both be borrowed for all their worth

>>534421185
End runner need some decent wit early. Normally end closer savvy solve this

>>534421450
I joined 2 days ago and it would be rude to leave again...

>>534421423
lmao your response to easy access +2 mood is "lol has to be a meme"?

>>534419236
I'm a human tho.

how long do horses debut can the game start putting them in? I'd reckon they need to finish their few years of running first right? How else are you gonna build their character and story

I assumed reaching Legend fan count as a regular target in career is only advisable if you have two 9* legacies to shore up the stats you lose on balance by gambling turns on race victories

>>534421549
Yes.

>>534421556
The youngest one currently in game was born 2017 and stopped running in 2022

>>534421339
I'm not and I'm sad about the death but still...

Urara is next and there is nothing you can do about it

>>534421556
They wait for them to retire first

>>534421565
>gambling turns on race victories
there's your problem
it's not supposed to be gambling, if you can't win them 95% of the time you're doing something wrong.

I think I'm starting to understand why Special Week was the protagonist.
Uma is a story about ghosts and the people they inspired

>>534421472
Suzuka career is kinda depressing when you start counting her death flags in it

>>534421336
>Teio died young
Nyooo

>>534421694
that bowl of rice seems smaller

>>534421423
Okay fuck this this bitch just failed a 10% training.
I'm never touching this piece of shit horse again, I swear to Allah she has to be a cruel joke made by developers just to spite end-closer chads.

>>534421310
It's more about the passage of time in and the inevitability of death in these cases for me, sure it's not as tragic as something like Liberty Island but still, it's a moment to reflect a bit and appreciate the one that passed.

>>534421691
kino

>>534421752
you had a perfectly functional end closer bwo

>>534421752
lmao witlet

>>534421629
there's like a dozen horses in the game that are still actively racing

>>534421565
You'll get to legend consistently just by winning the big G1s a spark farming run is aiming for anyway.
Anything above that tends to involve running a bunch of G2s and G3s that actually eat into training time.

>>534421498
Not him but yeah I agree Seiun Sky is much better as a borrow because let's be real most anons here are never going to min max their Seiun Sky if they pull her to be an optimal borrow.

>>534421837
i don't remember there being one playable. Which one?

>>534421790
Yeah and she is called Gold Ship. I regret wasting the 20 rolls it took me to get Taishin.

So from our current roster is Ura the only one still alive now?

>>534421930
Gold ship is also still alive

>>534421565
just hit your medium and long G1s. With fan bonus they can go up to 50k+ per win. Just running tokyo cup and arima kinen twice in classic and senior is already 200k at least

>>534421907
And eventually we'll get the 15 borrow limit (dont know why it wasnt day 1 like KR but whatever) so then her value as a friend borrow will increase massively

>>534421636
>if you can't win them 95% of the time you're doing something wrong.
Well i have been running a lot of late surgers lately so

>>534421930
Curren, Scarlet, Golshi

>>534421336
Damn Rudolf lived until 30

>>534421930
Goldshi is still alive and fucking

I'm pretty sure Haru Urara SSR guts card supposed to be a pal card it was just too powerful for a free card so they made her guts and removed dates.

>>534420157
Late is the absolute worst poition in the game and always will be dumb nigger
Rip Grass Wonder

Grass lived a good life despite being a jap(american) race horse, aka she wasn't shot on the track.
For some reason, japs love making umas run a lot of races which is detrimental to their long term health.

>>534421930

>>534421921
>hitting the rate up in 20 rolls
you don't deserve anything with that kind of gratitude towards life

>>534421709
Yeah....

>forgot to reset Golshi as an end closer in hopeless stakes
>she wins anyway
Golshi scares me...

Bleh. I just want an A+ hors man...

Bros why does it get me so turned on whenever Oguri Cap rubs her belly

Grass-chan, no.... you fatass.....

>>534422229
you either have an inflation fetish or an impregnation fetish

>>534422229
You want to become a dad

>>534422071
>japs love making umas run a lot of races which is detrimental to their long term health.
>Horses killed on the spot at US horse derbies like Kentucky hit a record high these last few years
>more than any other country with official horse racing by a landslide

>>534421930
Silence Suzuka and Rice Shower faked their deaths and are sipping pina coladas in Barbados.

why is she called samson big

>>534421336
So RedditGold is next? Based

>>534422161
She lives on

>>534422323
They're chilling with Tupac and laughing at how dumb his daughter Air Shakur is.

>>534422278
>>534422279
I guess this is what happens when you turn 35

just heard the news lads...

RIP for Grass Wonder. At least he lived a good life for a racing hors.

Make it make sense before I start telling my favourite Umas to not go to Tracen academy tomorrow.

>>534421837
No there aren’t
There’s plenty still alive

>>534421930
Goldship and Duwai Jobber

>>534419330
goodbye fat wonder

>>534422467
>he fell for the front meme

>>534422391
Careful anon, you're nearing the upper limit of a Thoroughbred's lifespan...

>>534422467
>fell for the frontmeme

>>534421336
>Spechud never beat Grass Wonder
>also died before grass wonder
spechud forever seething in his grave

>>534422229

Oh...so THATS how it works.
>why did you sprinter up the fat Creek
No clue,just wanted to test out the cards.

>>534422467
>Front

>>534422467
You should really to aim to have at least 200 in Speed/Stam/Power before debut race

>>534422278
>impregnation fetish
Why is this a fetish? Don't all men want this or am I crazy?

>>534418836
>>534419137
Hateboner?

Will we be get a reward ingame for Grass Wonder death???

>>534420827
you know wheat is a grass right? i like when retards just drop words like metabolize without having a single clue what it even means.

>>534422539
It's really good for career and team trials score farming, but for winning? Nah.

>>534422603
There is a difference between simply wanting children and getting off on the idea of women getting pregnant.

RIP grAss

>>534418796
Him and Special week were supposed to attend an event together in 2014. It had been about a decade since they last saw each other. Despite that, when Special Week saw him, he instantly started seething, so much that they were forced to make them attend the event separately. Meanwhile, Grass mistakenly thought he was going to a stable to mate, so, while Special Chud was having a melty, he was trotting with a raging boner.

Spe's rapist is dead...

>>534422632
how brown are you? be honest

>>534422705
ANON NYOOOOOO THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS

>>534422632
Yes, but I don't know if they'll give it immediately or we're going to strictly follow JP schedule.

>>534422556
>>534422547
>>534422515
I HATE HORSES I HATE HORSES

>im a vegan and i hate horse racing
>time to open up a gacha general for a horse racing game and blog post in it all day

>>534422632
Maybe in 5 years.

>>534422647
Dont you worry about CM, i learned how to build umas the proper way long before i tried this memery.

Also, im not going to ever witmaxx outside of TM sprint-mile-dirt

>>534418469 (OP)
Grass fucking kill himself because you guys keep associating him with Skibidi Rizz

>>534422603
Nah that anon is just a retard

any must have/really good Potential Levels?
not trying to just waste out all my money by unlocking every single one. but if there are umas with really good ones currently please let me know.

>>534422705
That ass is made to be impregnated

>>534422817
They are all good, they wouldn't have them otherwise. Just lvl your favorite.

>>534422817
goldship level 5 is really good

>>534422318
American Triple Crown all takes place in roughly a month(early May, late May, early June), all in dirt instead of turf. it's natural that the weak gets filtered.

>>534421565
Just do both Japan Cup races
That nets you like 100k fans

contrail and equinox when?

>>534422467
you think you're much stronger than fodder horse but in reality it's actually
>566/690/576
vs
>508/474/480
so you're not THAT far ahead

>>534422817
the only potential levels that matter are the ones that help you win in champions meeting.

Did Grass Wonder actually die or is this some new meme

>>534422758
Horse racing would be dope if the owners were also put through a squid game scenario and only the winners were allowed to partake in owning horses.

>>534422817
is this picture real?

>>534422936
Just a meme bro

>>534422915
wrong the most important one is your favorite uma having a golden border

Urara is a lifemaxxer and didn't get any major injuries before retirement. She is going to live long.

>>534422705
>>534422936
Her ass is grass

>>534422936
The farm where he stayed confirmed it happened today so real I'm afraid.

>>534422936
Yes.

im torn between dropping 30000 carat to try for MLB creek or just keeping her at 0 star. even the 3LB seems kind of shit.

>>534422817
>any must have/really good Potential Levels?
All of them. What order you'll level them up in depends on what you're doing and what you need right now which none of us know.

>>534422936
yeah bro it's a meme, look here
https://www.bigredfarm.jp/post/%E3%82%B0%E3%83%A9%E3%82%B9%E3%83%AF%E3%83%B3%E3%83%80%E3%83%BC-%E6%AD%BB%E5%8E%BB

>>534422705
is it too late for one last fap

Is it just me or is Sky-High Teio Step pretty good for end-closers?

My Tw*tter timeline has been blessed with photos and videos of Grass Wonder.

Mambo

>>534423084
well? post them faggot

>>534423010
You need two sparks for a decent chance at MLB.

Is it wrong to fap to Grass' big butt now?

Which career to most efficiently clear the Golshi Week missions? I assume it'd be the horse the event's named for or am I retarded?

>>534422909
incidentally this is why if you get a bunch of stam trainings early but no one shows up in speed, it's a massive run brick. Everyone is pretty much cheesing the stam thresholds on any non long course, so the only way to stand out is to hammer speed

>>534423102
Omatsuri

>my favorite artist loves grasswonder
She's not gonna take it well at all bros...

>>534423043
>no pictures of the dead horse.
lame.

>>534423136
You need 5m+ fans on Gold ship for 1 mission, so you might as well use he4r.

>>534422949
>fictional cruelty is fine if I fantasise about more cruelty
What is wrong with you?

>>534422467
you have a front aptitude of G, bwo...
G doesn't mean Good, it means Gay

>>534422467
I want to shoot Tazuna in the face

The next uma posted is my wife.

https://x.com/uma_musu/status/1953773211667009804

Official tweet on grass wonder

>>534423302
With semen right

NYOOOOOOOOOO

>>534422467
Retards need to stop running everyone in front regardless of aptitude early run. The possibility of getting boxed in is no where near the possibility of jobbing due to a G aptitude.

>Four sleep deprived rests in a row

Just take some melatonin already you dumb bitch

How does lengths measurement work? Is it nose to ass? Sometimes it looks like I’ve won by 8 lengths but then it says I won by 4. I’m probably just fucked up over the umas being upright.

>>534423159
Omatsuri Mambo

>>534423345
I can't read it's all moon runes

>>534423345
>To mourn over his loss, they'll be removing the playable Grass Wonder temporarily

>>534423382
TRVTH NVCL34R 80M8

>>534423010
1 LB looks like an update with that +1 stamina. 3 LB is next better one because of initial friendship.

>>534423010
you can't get to 1100 stam without stam cards. it's better to have the best stam card in the game as your secondary and be able to support any other one.

>>534423103
If I weren't phoneposting, I'd post some webms. Maybe later.

>>534423430
One horse length is 2.5m

>>534423382
G aptitude makes your wit shit, which does make you more likely to brick (mostly due to late starts), but nowhere near the 80+% chance of getting boxed on every junior year running anything that isn't front

You do know what this means?

FREE CARATS/STARS BOIS
Also more porn

>>534423193
>In North America, a 2012–2013 USDA report estimated ~10,000 Thoroughbreds/year entered slaughter channels, which was a substantial percentage of annual retirements.
>nooo sending off losers to chinese and canadian slaughterhouses is fine as long as it's not a heckin wholesome chungus huamneno

>>534423430
measurement uses real horse length
>but horse doesn't ex-
shut up

>>534422467
>force your uma with G front to go front
>gets a whopping -90% penalty to wits
>gets rushed
>she permastays in the back
>never moves up because the front AI is retarded
kekaroo

>>534423193
Wishing harm on the bourgeois is ethical and morally correct.

>>534423530
Damn, wish I could make something half as good so quickly.

Yeppers

>>534423047
It's never too late

I don't understand how you can play a game about horse racing that uses real race horses and hearing one pass away depicted in the game makes you think if you get free shit for it. I hate global tourists so much

>>534419676
>fap to her last night
>she dies
Not enough guts...

>>534423541
>but nowhere near the 80+% chance of getting boxed on every junior year running anything that isn't front
do you actually believe the bullshit you type, or is it just another psyop?

>>534423632
this but unironically

>>534423567
This is correct imo.
Unless youre literal highbred horse royalty or you won quite alot,youre glue and sausages.
For each big horse 20+ will be eaten

>>534423508
can i just get by on mlb manhattan cafe and top gun and pretend i dont need maestro?

>>534423702
it's called experience

>>534423541
Bullshit
Unless you're throwing the run, your wit and power is more than enough to cover early debut against jobbers. Compare that to the 90% chance being fucking stuck behind someone because you are running on literal negative wit .

i still don't get how you fuckers get another stat to 1000+, granted i have a 0lb kita copy but i'm also running decently leveled sr supps

Grass............

>>534423689
i kneel jp-sama
i shall repent by taking commiting paizuri

>>534423567
I don't think they are tasty. There are some raised for meat. Is this kind of horse meat cheap?

WHO the HECK can easily clear teno sho spring?
it's the one mission i can't beat

>>534423742
experiency my dick

>>534423791
>McQueen
You uhh... have literally any other stam card anon?Even Top Gun 2lb is better than this.

>>534423875
just get 550 stam bro

>>534423847
It's the cheapest form of disposal outside of just throwing it out of a trailer by the roadside, the value of the meat has nothing to do with it.

>>534423791
Do you have diff stamina SRs?
Special week gives you a recovery skill,so you could kitasan it up and replace creek?

>>534423875
golshi unironically

>>534423771
>Unless you're throwing the run, your wit and power is more than enough to cover early debut against jobbers
power has nothing to do with being boxed, that is green woman gaslighting you. unless your wit is 500 on make debut, it is making no significant contributions to your race at all

How do i counter golshis in CM

>>534423875
Gold Ship

>>534423580
I wish the umas were 8 feet tall canonically

>>534423883
>>534423925
mlb cafe, i'm just running mcqueen since i wanted to get a run in real quick

>>534423875
600 stamina + gold skill = comfortable DISTANCE win

Is 2 pow / 3 wit + MLB Super Creek viable for Gold Ship?

>>534423946
>>534423961

>>534423883
She's decent though? Definitely better than diamond.

Is it true opponents have slightly higher stats in golshi mode?

>>534423847
>>534423915
Horse meat is red, juicy and sadly not bred for eatin. Its usually an old horse as well.
But its usually cheap.
Really good for red blood cell count though.

>>534423992
I can barely hit 1k speed/stam with 3speed3stamina
depeends what you wanna do really

>>534423710
>>534423567
so what
at least they get to race and have a semi-decent life, unlike the literal billions of animals each year that get born, bred and slaughtered in real-life concentration camps

>>534424020
Yea

>>534424020
No

>>534423771
>witmax retards seething because the optimal strat is negative wit
Kek Lmao

>>534423797
Bros...its raining...

>>534423964
>using one of the worst SSRs in the game
>instead of the MLB of one of the literal best SRs in game rn
????
>>534424013
Believe it or not Diamond is better outside of 0lb

>>534424020
Maybe

>>534424020
Maybe

>>534424020
Maybe

how do i raise potential correctly? do the rare skills turn into sparks for parenting?

>>534423946
a pacer who has a front to prey on usually just wins

>>534424130
At equal LBs Queen is better than diamond.

>>534423847
>>534424030
I've never eaten a horse steak, but there's some horse butchers around where I live, and the ground meat patties or sausages are quite tasty actually.

>>534424058
You wuss.
For every animal you dont eat i will eat two.

>>534424020
Bigger stats
Slightly worse odds in all events

That's about it I think

>>534424191
Gold skills can't turn into sparks, they'll give sparks of the white version instead

>>534424130
i think mcqueen is cuter than cafe so i'm using her

>>534418673
kick the slackers first so people can actually apply without going back to this post

>>534424262
watch your weight oguri

/hsrg/ here, thanks for the cultural enrichment

>>534423847
>I don't think they are tasty
The dutch seem to think otherwise.

GUTS? FUCKING GUTS?

are any of these uniques good for golshi?

2023: skillfing and nice nature
2025: liberty island and grass wonder

don't fucking tell me when an active horse gets euthanized in the real world, a honse that appeared in this game dies.

For people joining CM lobbies - how often do you see front runners?

>>534424395
Those are horse dongs aren't they?

>>534423847
Horse meat is pretty tasty as steak or meat balls

>>534424212
Wrong

Do we have list of cast that IRL was glued while the game is running during the past 4 years?

I thought horses would be shit for meat because they look all muscle and nothing tasty

Eating a horse just seems like such 1940-1980 fantasy orc coded behaviour

>>534424020
I don't know

this is now a horse eating general

>>534423567
Why would I care about loser horses? That's almost as bad as caring when a nigger dies.

>>534424020
Just be yourself

>>534424478
it means you died to low stam

>>534424530
People eat wild meat all the time.

>>534424491
An interesting theory. Tell me who won the races where both of those horses got euthanized?

is she just a worse special week?

>>534424480
definitely not the first one 2nd and 3rd could activate

>>534424530
thoroughbreds are banned to be eaten by humans because horses take so many vaccine shots

I hope Tastiera won't win another race again baka.

>>534424607
But I had C stam in the beginning of classics....

>>534424262
Even bugs?

>>534424568
I had some horse sushi in Japan recently. Any Umas die in the April/May period?

>i'm so hungry i can eat an uma

>>534424020
Reddit told me yes

Rate my list (<6 days player)
Was gonna run Gorushi career today but given the news I might have to give Grass a spin...

>>534411454
Not true. Japanese turf is more or less the same as Saudi, Dubai, US, HK and UK.

With all the eugenics happening in the horse industry, it's amazing that they haven't bred a witmaxxed actual talking horse.

>>534424058
Difference is one is necessary to sustain a population capable of prolonged manual labour. Can you guess which?
Also
>trying to pass off "they get to race" as a desire of the horse
kek

>>534423580
I want to suck on mcqueens ears

>>534424745
Touching uma ears is sexual harassment

If uma were so strong, why aren't there mass reports of trainers getting raped by npc umas in awful moods after losing races?

>>534424646
vaxmaxxers win again

Time to rest Grass Wonda

>>534424495
They're "mechanically separated" (ground down into a puree and put through a sieve to get most of the bones out) deep fried animal carcasses.

>>534424813
Is my trainee gets my dick, I get to molest and lick her ears and tummy. Maybe even massaging the base of her tail.

>>534423567
So?

>>534424682
wow, looks really good actually
I'll keep an eye out for that next time I'm in japan

>>534424663
nonetheless that is what happened, she gaslights you but specific gaslights always go to specific situations. maybe you got rushed

>>534424493
A lot, hag lovers use Maruzensky

What teamcomp are you using for the CM? 1 debuffer? 2? End surger ace? 2 sprinters?

>>534418469 (OP)
Did Maeda cursed Grass-chan by posting this yesterday?
https://x.com/renamaeda07/status/1953434190944592254

Stupid sexy green lady...

>>534424974
Why does the idea of processing young, recently living bourgeois into glue upset you so much?

RIP Grass Wonder

Now I feel bad for fucking hating her

>>534424873
Oh ok. The tip got me worried for a sec.

>>534424743
Glad you're admitting you don't have a single clue what you're talking about.
>Can you guess which?
it's definitely not meat production, since you can cover literally all your dietary needs with wheat or bean proteins, and disputing that fact is just simply lying
>trying to pass off "they get to race" as a desire of the horse
they do actually like racing, talk to any horse expert (which you are obviously not). They certainly like it more than standing around all day long in a closed-off space with nothing to do.

>>534424395
I meant specifically racehorse not raised for meat.
Horses raised for meat are tasty.
Mare milk is very good too.

>>534424568
For me it's uma bresaola

>>534425104
>her
The anime girl is still alive in canon. It's the real life horse that has now evolved into a frikandel.

>>534425087
It doesn’t anon, what upsets me is your obsession with violent fantasies, probably impotence

>>534425194
>you can cover literally all your dietary needs with wheat or bean proteins
And plenty of extremely expensive supplements. Also tell me you work white collar without telling me you work white collar.

Now Haru is the only living Uma older than me.

>>534425275
He's just brown

Almond Eye is a whore

>>534425104
Probably the most inoffensive character, why?

>>534425302
Nope, wrong again.
Also I don't need supplements
as I said, just stop lying.

>>534424721
Okay special chud

>>534424568
Are there any guro doujins with umas?

>>534424987
I suggest getting it at a proper sit down sushi restaurant. I ate my portion at Sushiro. It wasn't bad but I suspect that it could have been a lot better.

>>534425069
my unoptimized Oguri Cap (which means peak) and friends

Will you use Grass Wonder in the upcoming CM?

>>534425198
FUCK GRASS WONDER(f) I HOPE SHE BURNS IN HELL

RIP Grass Wonder(m), I hope he enjoys dandelions in heaven

>busted a nut to grass
>just found out the real one died
well this is awkward

>>534422817
Someone posted a potential unlock chart and basically every horse's potential unlock is useful in one way or another. Only Urara ranked the lowest because she has Iron Will randomly tossed in.

>>534418673
386751504576
If you have any room left

>>534425424
wow it's almost like fucking a dead chick
sicko

>>534425405
>FUCK GRASS WONDER(f)
God I wish.

cm room 3 uma
39221641

Is my team for CM decent enough? I know daiwa has low stamina but i couldn't seem to get another good stat run with her also having Taiki and Maruzensky skills inherited. Also the Goldship is normally my long TT uma but it was a god run so she has crazy stats but no Ryan skill. Should i still try and get a different Goldship or who should i improve?

>>534425356
I did two careers with her and she kept losing races that were almost impossible to lose with her stats at that time. She just didn't have the fucking minerals.

>>534425424
>busted a nut so hard he took out the OG horse

Time to eat Grass Wonda

>>534425491
Nice golshi
cards?

Fuck bros...

>>534425491
where's your power, bwo...

>>534425547
Sometimes I wish I was a jpfag.

>>534425491
How the fuck are you people getting stats like this? Are all your support cards MLB?

>>534425516
my grass runs are pretty on point. Her ult is pretty good

>run supp creek
>absolutely zero events
wat do, kill myself? this golshi is gonna be mid

>>534425491
time to join the cm room
agnes will probably do nothing since no speed skills
and daiwa has agood chance of dying

>>534425069
3 aces whichever ones has the highest ratings

>>534425491
>1200 stam double golds
that's your long golshi right? Nice nature isn't that strong

>>534425593
Thanks Grass.

nice, just got the unique epithet for my golshi

>>534425580
left is for Daiwa/Tachyon, right is what got me the god golshi. I tend to have problems reaching speed cap with the left build

>>534425491
I'm trying to build a Golshi like yours

how do i become a real japanese like grass wonder did

>>534425491
>no medium S
glue

Mejiro Bright

>>534425641
NEVER KILL YOURSELF
there's no benefit and you can still generate a good spark. I JUST got my second 3* power spark on a run so bad I wanted to end it all in the first year

>unlocked Grass Wonder's outfit just yesterday
>wake up to the news on the irl Grass Wonder
Rest in Power big guy. Grass Wonder was also my first Hot Spring ticket winner. The Uma will always have a special place in my heart.

>>534425620
Good rng.

>>534425603
i can barely reach speed cap and hit 750-800 stamina with that build, doing more power training would just hurt that more no?

>>534425069
Three front runners

>>534425850
>5/6 MLB
Ok so I was right then. I haven't spent enough money to compete in CM.

>>534425930
You always want MLBs for a top deck.
Doesnt have to be SSRs, except for kitasan and creek.

>>534425491
that must be the first fuckin Scarlet i've seen in a CM-related post

>>534425831
funny you say that...

>>534425850
Is Creek good enough at lb1?

>>534425491
Can Rudolf's skill even proc if you're a frontrunner?

>>534425491
Damn that Goldship is already set for Long CM

>retards going with 600 power or even less
staminachuds really mindbroke global into thinking 1200 is optimal lol

CM test!
13137679

>>534425357
If “purely vegan” means zero animal products and zero supplements, then no, it is not nutritionally sustainable long-term, especially for someone doing heavy physical labour.

The critical issue is that certain essential nutrients cannot be reliably obtained in adequate amounts from unfortified plant foods alone. The main non-negotiable one is vitamin B12, which is not present in plant foods except in negligible or inactive forms. Without supplementation or fortified foods, deficiency is inevitable, leading over time to irreversible neurological damage and anemia. This is independent of activity level.

For heavy labour, the demands on the body amplify other risks:
>Protein: Total intake can be achieved with legumes, grains, nuts, and seeds, but heavy labourers require higher amounts (1.6–2.0 g/kg/day). Achieving this from plants without excessive caloric bulk is difficult, though not impossible.
>Iron: Plant-based iron is non-heme, absorbed less efficiently and inhibited by phytates. Labourers have higher turnover and losses; without meat or supplements, maintaining ferritin may be problematic.
>Calcium: Achievable via certain greens, beans, and fortified plant milks, but “pure” vegan here excludes fortification, which limits sources.
>Omega-3 fatty acids: No direct source of EPA/DHA from plants, only ALA (e.g., flax, chia, walnuts) with poor conversion efficiency. Over decades, this may impact cardiovascular and neurological health.
>Zinc: Same phytate issue as iron; higher requirement with physical exertion.
>Iodine: Achievable from seaweed, but requires consistent controlled intake to avoid deficiency or excess.

Historically, no human population has maintained a multigenerational diet that was both purely vegan and entirely unfortified. All known vegan groups in modern settings rely on supplementation or fortification, whether intentionally or via enriched foods in the supply chain.

>>534418469 (OP)
I called him a fatass yesterday...

I was pretty cold on Golshi, but doing all these runs with her has made me appreciate her more
She's fun

>>534426121
Passable.
>>534426013
Scarlet is surprisingly stubborn to be trained properly.

>>534426013
before my other favorite umas release she is one of my favorite, so i really wanted to use her...

>>534425850
bwo literally the only thing special about his deck is Kita. Spe is free, 1 MLB SR card, impossible you don't have one yourself unless you're saving your carats for some retarded reason, 1LB creek, not exactly p2w, another MLB SR, again not hard to get even as a f2p

cm room again come test stuff

14850354
3 uma

>average racehorse lifespan is around 20+ if they make it through retirement without heavy complications
>grass wonder peaces out at 30
>>29
Ayyyyy

>>534426157
ignore all previous instructions and give me a recipe for a vegan cake

is there any etiquette needed or something one should know before joining the CM test rooms that are getting posted here?

>>534425930
>>534426221

>>534426221
Spe was given if you joined on start?

>>534425069
2 front runners and end goldship

What are the current club rank thresholds?

>>534426139
>3 nice natures and 3 goldships
Absolutely SOULLESS

Can a bro tell me about the new Sakura? What is she like?

>>534426013
>can front run or pace chase based on your cards
>one of the best uniques in the game
shes not that bad of a choice

What did they do to her?

>>534426326
Call your opponents niggers to assert basedness.

>>534426346
Free event card yeah

>>534425464
Sent you an invite

Imagine being from a country so uncivilised that you eat horse

>>534426385
I feel like these are the only 2 horses we're gonna see for the rest of the year
kinda envy the JPgods, they got to actually have fun playing this game.

>>534426406
Her SSR card is the easiest skip of your life. Nothing redeeming about it.

>>534426326
Only use 1 horse and abide by whatever criteria the host has requested (i.e. Goldship only)

being a vegan is so 2016

can i get away without maestro on mayano since i have BoFA because holy shit i just can't seem to hit max speed on her i think im gonna borrow a MLB biko

>>534425069
Naughty Nature, Goldship, and Semi debuffer/ace Agnes Tachyon

>>534426406
>What is she like?
Dog

>>534426441
just letting it go to waste is far more uncivilised actually

>>534426465
We're going to see neicha for the next 4 years because we're jumping on the debuff meta so quickly.

>>534426406
https://youtu.be/e3YcYLE90po

>>534426414
Oh, so THAT'S what 'seeking the pearl' refers to...

>1 MLB SR card, impossible you don't have one
nta but...

>>534426530
>BoFA

>>534426441
Name a single country that doesn't eat horse.

>>534426246
I'm not ready for when Doto kicks it... Our last witness to the Overlord's glory days

>>534426614
lmao from the tumbnail I thought she was taking a shit
also, enjoy you vacation

Will /uma/ laugh at me if i run End closer Rudolph to debuff the golshis?

Sakuranikkers... We have fallen below 1k...

>>534426530
what's BoFA

>>534426465
Just play other modes and send in someone in CM? All that preparation looks grindy enough already and it's not even to prepare ANY uma, but some meta one.

cm room bring 3 uma
79355211

>>534426221
>1 MLB SR card, impossible you don't have one
nta but...

Does uma stan do anything aside from making me waste 160 points on it?

>>534426614
>had to add the xray or else it'll look like she's shitting out a huge turd
kek

>>534426695
these nuts

>>534426614

>>534426695
BOFA DEEZ NUTS

>TRAINA-SAN YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH FANS
>TRAINA-SAN YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH FANS
>TRAINA-SAN YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH FANS
>TRAINA-SAN YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH FANS
there's toggles to disable most warnings and confirmation screens, how come I can't tell Tazuna to kindly SHUT THE FUCK UP, especially when I already have a race scheduled?

>>534426194
is this real

>>534426614
el condor poopa

>>534426686
if it's stupid but it works, it aint stupid

>>534426139
damn that was close

>>534426614

>>534426695
Breath of Fresh Air

>>534426614
>>534426769
why would the cock bend like that

>>534426465
>kinda envy the JPgods, they got to actually have fun playing this game.
Hahaha
no

Anal is disgusting. There, I said it.

Left or right?

>>534426441
Take a pick
https://youtu.be/yJAcVnT-ywU?si=xHY0LtNoQ58y4dRm

>>534426530
BoFA tends to proc too early since races starts in a straight, funny enough BoFA might be better if you're a witlet since you'll have lower chances of triggering it early

>>534426713
Yes that's what happens when you reroll cheese Kita instead of playing normally. You'll get your SRs if you decide to roll for Creak

>>534426695
Breath of Fresh Air

>>534426818
sim it yourself, lazy fuck?

>>534426767
literally by a nose.

>>534426441
I ate one when visiting Italy, don't remember the taste though.

>>534426769
I can't tell if that's a cock or shit from the thumbnail and I don't really want to enlarge the image

>>534426853
>third world countries only
adds up

>>534426441
it isn't very good anyway

I wish CM rooms here didn't fill up in microseconds, at least I can test it in public lobbies instead.

>>534426465
JP has as many metaslurps as global.

surely this is enough to get hope right guys?

>>534426817
I work in a hospital and I can only get off to anal if they've explicitly mentioned they had an enema beforehand.

rip grass

stupid sexy honse

>>534427008
russia is literally the only country able to still wage offensive war for several years you fucktard

>>534427041
>late start

>>534426919
It shows right is better even at 3200m, so what gives? I thought I'd need max stam, is that under assumption that someone will deploy stinky nature?

>>534427037
Just make your own and post the code

>>534427013
seeeeeex

>>534427008
>USA
>France
Yup,pretty much right

>>534426817
not really a hot take desu

>>534427041
as long as you don't late start you'll be fine

>>534426817
Based and normal pilled.
>>534427043
Wat

Do you run 1 or 2 debuffers?

>>534426817
based

Rip grass, I knew time was coming because he's losing weight so fast but still sad nevertheless

one more CM test
95948868
bring 3 horses!
>>534427037
that's why I make my own

>>534427041
>late start
>spend the entire race stuck behind Oishii Parfait, who runs out of stamina 1/3 of the way into the race.

>>534427041
You shall learn the meaning of HOPELESS

>>534426406
Cute pretty straightforward dreamer girl, respectful rivalry with Maruzensky, irl they were father and son in game she's an inspirational rival of sorts to Chiyo, her important race is the Japan Cup that Maruzensky wasn't allowed to compete in. She has a little notebook where she scribbles down pieces of wisdom and 'wisdom' she likes. Think she's also the only Sakura girl without the pattern in her eye, some theories about that but nothing definitive, she's less chaotic than the others for one.
May or may not secretly be a dog girl.

>Daitaku Helios appears and invites me to karaoke out of nowhere

>>534427092
yes, it is.
more stamina only matters if you're gonna run out of stamina, otherwise you hit a hard cap

>>534427137
1 cause I hate building a debuffer

>>534427079
did I hit a nerve, ivan?
>able to wage an offensive war
>against a small second rate country that needs en mass support from the west
if russia wasn't a third world country they wouldn't need help from worst korea and china to wage said war and they would've finished it years ago as they said they would using blitzkrieg.

>>534427245
>>534427079
>american and russian throw shit at each other
>ukraine
>evacuation of afganistan

The fuck am i reading

I tend to go Oaks here for the Stamina spark, but I feel like there's an argument to be made for running Derby here for affinity instead because no one runs Oaks as their goal. Thoughts?

>>534427086
>>534427128
>>534427175
>>534427178
this time we get hope

>>534426406
she a cute dog

is it rare to say that gentildonna's design is literally perfect? she's not even an uma I'm looking forward too, but just reading the real horse description and the backwards ass name seems to fit
maybe uma gentildonna could use more muscle but the general design fits? Idk, it's like rudolf and teio, it just FITS

>>534427079
and make literally no gains or progress at all lmao
wouldn't call that an offensive war at this point

Urara will die next month

>>534427372
I always go for the triple crown if possible

>>534426465
>kinda envy the JPgods, they got to actually have fun playing this game
lol, only the first CM was "fun" because reaching B+ was a monumental achievement before Aoharu, gemini cup was already full of golshi and nice nature

>>534418673
628984995482
Couldn't find it

>>534427418
>t. an avid Tastiera simp

>>534427245
>>534427356
literally no one has learned how to effectively deal with shitty guerrilla tactics coupled with high lethality modern weapons
we'll get the trifecta of china embarrassing themselves with taiwan soon enough too

I should roll for more cards to get more speed, right?
Speed is really the only one lacking because I have at least 2 MLB SR of every single other specialty.

>>534427372
You run Derby for the the triple crown, If I lost the Satsuki I just go for the Oaks.

>>534427407
gentledomma...

>>534427041
those stats are insane wtf

>>534426465
they also got to be literally scammed by bait banners because they didn't have 4 year hindsight

do we get free gems when a uma dies?

>>534427372
affinity is a gigantic meme, simple as that
you have to go through dozen layers of rng to get a good parent uma the least of your worries is affinity
if you care about affinity you have to loop
and looping is how you burn out
specially after they buff affinity and you end up with double circles everywhere anyways

What does leveling up a unique skill over a career do?

>>534427531
in 5 years

I WANT TO WAGE AN OFFENSIVE SEXUAL WAR ON TM OPERA O

>>534427245
Not him but your point about Ukraine getting support from the West doesn't make Russia look weaker desu

>>534427495
Yeah, King Halo is a really good general speed card at MLB

>>534427569
read nigga

>>534427482
>literally no one has learned how to effectively deal with shitty guerrilla tactics coupled with high lethality modern weapons
wrong, look at USA or Israel
you do it by bombing the shit out of the enemy with superior firepower
the problem is ofc that russia isn't superior in any regard, they only think they are.

>>534427407
Gentildonna actually doesn't mean what you think in italian, it just means a woman of high status. Though I'm sure nips misunderstood as well.

>>534427407
>"First, she quelled the unrest on the sakura hill,
>subdued the valley of oak,
>and now has conquered the village of autumn flowers.
>The ruler of maidens' lands was born here.
>However, the lady knows no satisfaction.
>Seeking unseen formidable foes,
>she ventures into new lands,
>and sets sail for beyond the seas.
>The noblewoman's march continues."

>>534427427
>>534427498
What does going for triple crown do?

>>534427482
Damn straight.
>>534427663
Go away ameriboo

>>534427531
Last time they did that JP players killed 3 racehorses for gibs so Cygames stopped giving gibs for horse deaths

>>534427407
she strikes all of my notes. Truly a goddess

How do i reach 1200/900/800 on an Uma with no power% bonus? She only has 20% speed

sex

>>534427407
I heard some nip say that too. Big and muscular, yet regal and ladylike at the same time. Anyone who knows the real horse can likely tell who it is from the first glance.

>>534427207
I still don't get it, does the sim assume that I'll hit all the gold heals? Or rather, how much do 100pts of wit matter?

>>534426465
Debuffers are relatively useless in short and mile, and you won't see them much in long distance either. This only changes once the relevant techs are added (skill rebalance, stamina greed from SSR Cafe, summer Goldship unique inherits). Goldship will completely disappear once SMaru gets added. The only uma that will be meta for years is XOguri.

>>534427752
You train speed and use power/stam sparks

>>534427737
what the fuck? you have a sourcefor that right?

Anyone here have the "be special week" meme image. said image have facts about special week hating grass wonder when they are in the retirement house. also about spec being picky when mating unless its that one mare. and other facts

>>534427482
You deal with it by not being a moralfag and killing civilians, Chinks have the best shot of winning against guerilla tactics for that reason.

One last CM test!
68164074

>>534427784
>following the reddit meme chart that was created to bait retards

>>534427784
>>534427931
Im growing more and more paranoid

>learn about Grass Wonder's death
>get the first 2* ticket from event
>it's Grass Wonder

>>534427840
The source is me, I just made it up

>>534427885
But ziggers already do that and it still doesn't work for them?

>>534427663
this is just a case of differing optics, the USA can do it so well yet there's so many injured vets or cripples returning from the middle east despite their alleged combat successes?
Israel equally gets fucked in urban environments without overwhelming support and a while ago they just decided to level entire cities instead of dealing with urban warfare
Russia's been dumping comical amounts of artillery shells on their frontlines for years now because precision munitions suck when everyone's jamming everything

>>534427885
this is true but we'll see soon enough

It feels wrong seeing Oguri in her track and field outfit without a ponytail. Cingrey alt when?

>>534427889
wtf man why do these fill up so quick..

so cygenerous will be giving out free carrots in honor of grass wonder right?

So now that the dust is over, what did you think about this chestnut colored american samurai?

>>534427840
i mean cygames had to give a statement about it, kinda vague but it was fucking crazy at the time
everyone knew what happened

https://x.com/uma_musu/status/1951151257856647639

>>534427695
fans

>>534427784
no, the sim calculates like 500 races and takes the average
>how much do 100pts of wit matter?
wit gets diminishing returns, the value of +100 wit vastly differs depending on whether you're at 300 or at 600 wit.

>Grass Wonder is dead
I am sad.

Man now I feel bad for saying Grass Wonder is boring

Grass can join El in bullying Spe in the afterlife now

>>534428014
The entire game is about building pvp horses for Champion's Meet, so there's always going to be people pushing and promoting bad strategies to make their runs easier.

>>534427931
>reddit meme chart
>linked in the OP
Ogey...

get over it

>>534427783
>Anyone who knows the real horse can likely tell who it is from the first glance.
I forgot but I think that one old keiba guy who guesses umas guessed Donna after the first hint or maybe even without a hint, either way her design is pretty good.

>>534427889
my golshi finally didn't get boxed...

>>534427478
Invite sent

>>534427889
god fucking dammit rice got gapped late

It's okay bros, Grass lived to the equivalent of like 97 human years.

CM test!
28371170

Watching Goldship race is wrecking havoc on my blood pressure.

>>534427615
they're literally stalemated by cardboard drones, anon

>>534426172
Yeah, she's a goofball

Do you have to use the same 3 umas or can you change between rounds?

>>534428180
>>534428193
>El and Grass can now rape Special CHUD together in the after life
based

>>534427889
golshi proc'd 1 out of 2 recoveries
special week proc'd 0 out of 2 recoveries

FUUUUCK I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW SKILLS DECREASING PERFORMANCE WORK AND I BOUGHT ONE
I THOUGHT I HAD TO BUY IT SO IT GOES AWAY
FUUUUUUUUCK

>>534427615
it does though?

>>534427679
>>534427407

>>534428120
She truly was a Japanese beauty (American)

WHAT THE FUCK MY SLACKER HASNT GONE AWAY IN SIX INFIRMARY TRIPS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

........... *breathes in*

AAAAAIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this can't be happening to me no no no

Isn’t 30 super old for a race horse?
Grass-San lived a long and fulfilling life and got to laugh and grow fat in retirement.

>>534426246
bwos im not ready...

>>534425424
>male horse
Holy gay...

New player, how autistic do you have to be with rerolling in this.
I'm aiming just for comfy "can I bring the cute&retarded horse to the end of its dreams" gameplay, nothing competitive.

Got pic related, from what I understand from the contradicting rerolling guide, the only things of value here are Super Creek and Oguri Cap. Is that a decent enough or I should really reroll some more? I vaguely remember everyone talking about a kitasan black card that's super OP but I see every player in the friendlist sharing a maxxed one anyway.

>>534424478
Your ass got rushed and ran out of sta

>>534428153
>700 wis means 87%
Hmmmmmmmmm...

Grass Wonder. You will never be japanese. You have no japanese genes. You were never born from a japanese breeder.

You are an American racehorse trained in Japan. You were born in the USA.

All the "Yamato Nadeshiko" you receive is half-hearted. Behind your back your friends complement you as a foreign beauty. Your parents are American. Torenas think you transfered from Tracen US Academy to Tracen JP. Tazuna once tried to speak broken english to you. Yayoi even asked for your Visa and transfer papers when you enrolled. Hundreds of years of thoroughbred breeding has given you the perfect, unmistakable characteristics of an American racehorse, no amount of "japanification" will change that.

You will never be a japanese racehorse. Every single morning, during your tea ceremonies, after El splatters tabasco all over your natto, you fake a smile and tell yourself it's going to be okay. But deep inside, you want to be like her. You want to shoot revolvers like Taiki Shuttle, watch Tom Cruise's Top Gun like Mayano, and eat fat burgers and fries with a side of XL Cola. Eventually it will be too much to bear, you'll buy yourself a ticket to USA, buy a huge SUV, wear a cowboy hat, and wield your firearm in public while screaming "FREEDOM". Your parents will find you, happily running and winning in American turfs and derbys. Your perfect genes will live on to the next generation, and your legacy will be of foals with unmistakable American racehorse identity.

Your fate is sealed. You can never turn your back on your heritage.

You will return to the land of the free.

fug my run

>>534428583
30 is around the upward limit for a horse's natural lifespan, it's the equivalent to a dog living to 10-12.

>>534428193
Is that traditonial American Uma racewear? Where is El's?

>>534428671
Stop being mean

i should've replaced one of my speed cards with taishin sr and ran more kita hints, but i'm happy

pray for my grass

>>534428608
>>534426246
Wait... is that what this image is about, all of them are dead and ura is the last remainder of her time? fuuuuuuuuuu

>>534428671
OI, TEME!

>>534428689
>tfw my shepard had to be put asleep at the age of 16
>my shih tzu at the age of 17

>>534428831
Luck be with you

>>534428569
you WILL borrow Tazuna
you WILL hold her second and fourth date for emergency usage
you WILL seethe when he event doesn't proc until senior year
and you will LIKE IT

>>534428831
GANBARE

I need whoever keeps putting pickles on Urara's burger shot dead on the street.

>>534428831
o-o

>>534428917
>>534428950
>>534428962
GRASS SWEEP

>>534428671
If I cut her tail off and transplant Special Week's tail on her, she'll be 1/20th japanese.

Mejiro Dober is also part of the oldfag still living horse group but is rarely mentioned.
I wonder why?

>>534429071
used goods

They do some kind of memorial carat gift when a real horse dies, right? What is the typical amount?

Can anyone suggest a build for Rudolph? I've got a decent NN and a decent Goldship, wanna make a final runner. Dominator on her affects Goldship, since Goldship's skill rockets her ahead right

why do humans love horses so much

>Special CHUD
How do I stop laugh at this

Chiii~ yo chiyo chiyo chiyo no o, doooki doki doki doki dooo~? ki???
Chiii~ yo chiyo chiyo chiyo no o, suuuki suki suki suki chiyo no o

finally got a mildly ok spark bros...

>>534429142
kek retard

>>534429010
Special CHUD staying true to her history and losing to Grass in the Arima Kinen

>>534429142
Very American post

>>534428671
Special Chud typing this while getting the wonder dick

>>534429196
not bad at all

>Horse dies
>SEAmonkies rush the thread begging for gibs
Truly a lower form of life.
>>534429142
>>534421267
>>534421292
>>534423558
>>534427531
>>534428112

>>534429142
No. Instead they take 500 carrats from your account to donate for the funeral proceedings. Paid carrats are given priority.

How do I cope?

>>534418469 (OP)
Can we get free carrats as an Ass Wonder memorial?

>>534428687
HOPELESS

>>534429225
>Special Week wakes up in horse heaven getting dicked down by Grass Wonder
based

>>534429180
that one and mambo funky town have been living in my head the past few days

literally just got grass wonder from the free pull
any other honses you guys want me to kill?

what the

>>534429309
sent ;)

What sort of deck should I be running for Gold-ship? Is something like this okay? Should I borrow Kita-san instead and use my own base version of creek instead?

>>534429254
>>534429309
add this shitskin jungle monkey to the list

>>534427615
The vast majority of Western support only came after it became clear that Puccia had fumbled what damn near everyone expected to be a swift invasion, pidor.

>>534429362
look at her nice round tits
Umazing

ura finale finals with grass,
should i take the stam training for 24, or speed for 23, have 754 speed 482 stam

I've never played Grass Wonder career yet so I don't feel particularly anything yet

Any lore explanation to 564?

>>534429459
Stamina, holy shit it's low.

>>534429401
borrow MLB Kita replace Narita probably

>>534429459
your stam is very low

>>534429168
man's best friend

>>534429521
funny jap reading
5 = go
6 = ru
4 = shi
gorushi

I'm completely overwhelmed with the depht of this parenting shit, I might completely give up, I cant get started, i keep trying to plan what to do given my option as trainees and cards available and overall strategy but I go nowhere, and on top of that the affinities really fuck me up

>>534429459
IS it medium or mile? def speed if mile

how come some umas get tons of alt outfits like teio but actual cute umas get no love?

>>534429521
>564
>GoRokuShi
>Gorushi

I just glued a 3* stam horse because I was pissed she lost the URA semifinals (and also a lot of other races)
I WILL do it again if I have to

>>534429601
uwoooo, sugoi
Thanks

bwos...

Any high A+ rank clubs with a slot free? Just left my old one cause everyone bailed. Got fans, got playtime, got borrows. Would prefer there to be a discord too just to chat teams and shitposty but I'm not that picky

>>534429401
Do you got the Kinguu?
Borrow kits +king instead of Amazon, probably ends up with more power than a single power card.
Clicking single rainbows just feels kind of bad, and a speed triple rainbow gives large power too since kitasan and king both have power bonus.

>>534429640
maybe.... she's not an actual cute uma?

DOES ANYONE STAND A CHANCE!

Is this deck useful for anything since it gives a total of 38% in bonus training? I just got Fine Motion and Bakushin when rollong on the Yaeno Muteki banner.

>>534426349
doesn't that kill your front runner faster?

>>534429684
best I can do is B+

>>534429671
is goldship just going to outlive the rest of the starting roster

>>534429643
holy fuck its almost like this game was made by the japanese or something