>>29175807

actually no, i am bisexual. tho mostly i am only attracted to women. very very few males are attractive to me but i can appreciate a handsome fella every blue moon. strangely tho, i only ever *really* like very very feminine, smooth femboys or twinks.

all that said, i like my women to be tomboys, wheyfus, fit, muscular, dominant, badass, athletically skilled, etc. super girly women aren't my thing and get me SOFT fast. i love martial arts girls, military chicks, athletes, female fighters etc.

i have no interest in being dominated by a male ever unless it's part of being submissive towards a woman as in bi cuck play scenarios. with women tho i am extremely masochistic and submissive. i like my women to be like scorpions, which sometimes eat their male mates. i don't mean, however, that i wanna be eaten. you get it. scorpion ladies rule!

i don't fully understand it, and it seems counterintuitive but alas that's how it is. when i see a tomboyish, strong, fit, confident, badass woman i just melt and want to feel her biceps, get my ass kicked by her, and then be comforted safe in her arms.

i say all this just to remind you that there's nuance in everything. while i'm specifically bisexual i know there are many boys who are 100% straight but also enjoy muscle mommies and such. so i'm just saying it's very dumb to hop in a muscle mommy thread and just call everybody gay! or just to hop in a thread full of things you don't like just to bitch and moan.

this has been my ted talk. thx for attending. :3

fyi -- you ain't the only pasta chef in town.

>>29088131

charmeleon

>>29045197

thread needs hyo-jin <3

>>29010819

>>29005777

a very impressive woman