>the world is falling apart
>the [bad guys] are taking over and it's all going to crash soon
>we're all gonna die aaahhhhhh
then... why isn't anything ever happening? why is it that when you go outside the world isn't burning and everyone's not screaming "oooh the calamity!!"
is it all just a ploy by new companies to sell the world stuff?

i don't have an instagram or any social media or any friends whatsoever

/out/ humor thread